"President Obama made a surprise visit to Iraq this week where he declared it is time for Iraqis to take responsibility for their country. Said Iraqis, 'You guys first.'" --Seth Meyers
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When All Else Fails, Blame The Media
Iraq's Shiite-led government criticized foreign and Iraqi media Monday for reports about recent arrests of U.S.-backed Sunni paramilitaries, accusing news organizations of stoking religious tension and threatening national unity.
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"President
Obama on Thursday night hosted what may have been the first Passover Seder in
the White House, and in a sign of the president's popularity, Elijah showed up."
--Seth Meyers
Disturbing News The Results of a Conservative Theocracy
Taliban gunmen executed a
young couple in southern Afghanistan for trying to elope, shooting them with
rifles in front of a crowd in a lawless, militant-controlled region, officials
said Tuesday.
Republican-Shenanigans News
"The
number one threat: President Obama. Now folks, we all know how he greeted Saudi
King Abdullah. [on screen: reports of Obama bowing, 'something no other
President has done]. Exactly! The president cannot debase himself and our
country by bowing in front of the Saudi King. You hold his hand, kiss his cheek,
and reorient our entire foreign policy of the last 20 years around securing his
oil deposits [on screen: photos of George W. Bush with Abdullah]. As for you,
King Abdullah: looking good, keep that gas under two bucks a gallon and you can
turn the Lincoln Memorial into a camel stall." --Stephen Colbert The Republican Way: Rewarding Criminal Behavior With A Talk Radio Show
Former Ohio congressman Bob Ney (R) has started a new talk radio show, eight months after finishing his sentence in a public corruption scandal.
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Rock-The-Voter News
"A new
comics being published this summer called Barack the Barbarian, featuring the
pres in a loincloth. Also featuring the pres in a loincloth, Chris Matthews'
daydreams." --Seth Meyers
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Biz-Tech News
Madoff's Money Unfrozen
Assets of
Bernard Madoff’s family members and “feeder funds” that steered money to his
investment-management unit were unfrozen after a hearing in a lawsuit over
almost $42 million in Fairfield, Connecticut, pension money. Bush-Prison-Torture News
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To Help You Deflate Photo
A statue of
Jesus Christ entirely made out of Lego in a church at Vasteras on April 12,
2009. While most Christians mark Easter with prayers and song, the Swedish
church opened its mass Sunday by unveiling the life-size Lego statue
Peace.
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