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April 14  2003   Monday

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Now Syria has chemical weapons : Bush
PakTribune.com, Pakistan - 4-14-03


Speaking to reporters after returning to the White House from Camp David, he said: "We believe there are chemical weapons in Syria. "First things, first. ...
       
Syria Has Chemical Weapons, Says Bush - Pakistan News Service
       
Bush says Syria has chemical weapons - Ventura County Star



 

Saudi Arabia executes Iraqi for drug smuggling
New Zealand Herald, New Zealand - 4-14-03
RIYADH - Saudi Arabia, which implements strict Islamic sharia law, executed an Iraqi man on Sunday for smuggling hashish into the kingdom, the Interior ...
       
Iraqi drug trafficker beheaded in Saudi Arabia - ABC Online

Key Developments in the War Against Iraq
Guardian, UK - 4-14-03
... Edgar Alan Hernandez. - The US military said Monday it believed that a Patriot missile downed a US Navy fighter jet on ... Commanding US Gen. Tommy Franks ...

 Today's cartoon was inspired by this email:

I wish I had your talent to make a picture of Shrub with a backdrop of

Oil - Operation Iraq Liberation   Oal - (Texas pronunciation) Operation Arab Liberation   Oals - Operation Arab Liberation Syria  Oiel - Operation Iran Egypt Liberation   Ojl - Operation Jordan Liberation   Oul - Operation Uzbekistan liberation

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Just a thought
Tom Gray

 

Thanks Tom. 


 

 Zelda Morgan - ALL HAT NO CATTLE WAR CORRESPONDENT  

 

Untidy Lawlessness


 

"After three days of witnessing a sea of complete and utter lawlessness in Iraq, Sec. of Defense Contracting Donald Rumsfeld said the situation was 'untidy.'" - Anita Beer during her screen test for Rupert Murdoch. She did not get the job, by the way.

 


 

 UNTIDY LAWLESSNESS     ZELDA'S LATEST COLUMN

 


 

 

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A question to ponder :

If Saddam loses a leg, but survives, how pissed will his body doubles be?

 

Sent in by my pal Barbara from Navarre


In France they call it: "Le Freeper* Royale"....

T-shirt reads Iraq first. Then France.

from coda in the Democratic Underground Forums - In France they call it: "Le Freeper Royale".... forum

I bet this self proclaimed patriot got his belly from too many French fries and bottles of German beer. Do you think he's a Rush fan?

* a "freeper" is a devotee to freerepublic.com


Where's Saddam?

By Eric Zahler

US remains focused on war despite Iraqi looting
ABC Online, Australia - 4-14-03

...The Bush Administration still doesn't have any answers regarding
two of the biggest post-war questions: where's Saddam Hussein? ...

 
 


“We no longer are dependent on the good graces or disgraces of other States or their statesmen.”


http://www.asticles.com/asticles/rip.htm


QUOTES OF THE DAY

"We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours." —David Letterman "You are using what power you have to infringe upon my rights to free speech..."
--
Actor Tim Robbins in a letter to Baseball Hall of Fame President Dale Petroskey, who canceled the tribute for the 15th anniversary of the film "Bull Durham" because of the anti-war stance of Robbins and his longtime partner, Susan Sarandon.
"The truly just is he who feels half guilty of your misdeeds."  Kahlil Gibran

TALIBAN DESTROY ANCIENT BUDDHIST

STATUES - March 2001

Mesopotamia's treasures looted from Iraq Museum
Turks.US - 
IRAQ, April 13, 2003 - The world-famous National Museum of Antiquities in Baghdad was looted yesterday, suffering the loss of over 170000 priceless artifacts ...
     
Museum's treasures left to the mercy of looters - Guardian
       Museum looted - Channel4news
       Iraq ’ s Heritage Lost to Looters - Arab News London Times
       A Nation's Lost Treasures - 
Newsday

US blamed for failure to stop sacking of museum
Independent, UK - 4-14-03
... Dr Eleanor Robson, a member of the council of the British School of Archaeology in Iraq, said: "The looting of the Iraq Museum is on a par with blowing up ...
       
Iraqis Begin Returning to Work as Looting Subsides - Voice of America
       Looters trash museum's treasures - Guardian

BUSH IGNORED MUSEUM LOOTING OF 7000 YEARS OF IRAQ HISTORY -          April 2003

The Bush push into Baghdad not only failed to protect the priceless artifacts of the Iraqi people but also failed to protect the hospital.  Didn't Bush ever hear of securing the area?

I am ashamed of how we are allowing the destruction of history. How Bushesque.

What are the odds we'll see some of these artifacts on eBay soon?


Iraq Body Count


At Wit's End.org

Political Commentary from former Arizona talk radio host Bob Witkowski

I DON'T HAVE TO SUPPORT THE MORON.

I'M AN AMERICAN, NOT A JOCKSTRAP!

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

Okay. We won The War. Good for US. Woweee Zoweee.

Can somebody tell me exactly what it is We Just Won? I mean, I don't want to be a spoilsport, but just what the heck did we win? I'm not even sure why we went to war in the first place. I know there's a multiple choice of reasons that were molded each week to justify this invasion as soon as one reasons was debunked.
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