TGIF/Weekend edition - April 11-13, 2008
Obama, Clinton cosponsor measure saying McCain can run
Cheney: McCain towers over Obama
Bush Stands By Petraeus; New Showdowns With Hill Loom
"Politics is getting more and more interesting now. According to the insiders, Condoleezza Rice has been actively lobbying to be John McCain's vice presidential candidate. That would be interesting, don't you think? Condoleezza Rice, John McCain. Kind of like ebony and ornery." --Jay Leno
British judges declare halt of Saudi arms probe 'unlawful' (Roundup) Monsters and Critics.com
Wiretap Could Have Prevented 9-11?
Two weeks after Attorney
General Michael Mukasey tearfully told a San Francisco audience the Sept. 11
terrorist attacks could have been prevented if the government had been able to
wiretap a phone call from Afghanistan,
the Justice Department is still trying to explain what he meant, and a
congressional leader is demanding answers.
"A lot of Democrats are asking President Bush to boycott the opening ceremonies to the upcoming Summer Olympics. Well, good luck with that. Boycott it? With the flags, the parades, the balloons? That's Bush's favorite part." --Jay Leno
"Speaking of disgraced New York governors, Eliot Spitzer and his wife made their first public appearance yesterday. Oh, man. How uncomfortable is that? They went into the NYU Medical Center. Apparently, she's having him castrated." --Jay Leno
Terre Haute fire officials are investigating an early Friday morning fire that happened in downtown Terre Haute, destroying Senator Hillary Clinton's Terre Haute Campaign Headquarters.
McCain, in Shift, Asks Government To Step Up in Housing Crisis Wall Street Journal
McCain Urges China to Clean Up Its Act
Romney Still in the Political Hunt
Statom back at work after arrest
Adios Crawford, Hello Dallas
"I guess I can announce it in front of the press," Mrs. Bush said at a National Park Foundation event at Williams Preparatory School in Dallas. "President Bush and I will be moving back to Dallas, which is where we lived" before Mr. Bush was elected governor in 1994, she said.
that's my phone buzzing there. I don't want you to think I'm getting fresh or
anything." --Barack Obama, posing for a picture with supporters in Indiana,
when he apparently felt his phone start to vibrate in his pocket, against which
one woman was closely pressed
Obama rips McCain in Gary Chicago Sun-Times
Obama: I'll end don't-ask, don't-tell
Obama's fiery ex-pastor to give Detroit a chance to hear his views
Randi Rhodes quits Air America over Hillary obscenity flap
Chelsea Clinton set to visit campus Saturday PSU Daily Vanguard,
Oprah and the Obama Effect?
The results of a March 26, 2008, AOL Television popularity poll of television hosts reveal Americans may now embrace Ellen DeGeneres over Oprah by a wide margin. Forty-six percent of the 1.35 million people who participated in the poll said the daytime talk show host that “made their day” was Ellen, compared with only 19 percent who chose Oprah.
"A new TV
commercial for Hillary Clinton says she has, quote, a spine of steel. A spine of
steel. When he heard this, John McCain said, 'Oh yeah, well, I've got a titanium
hip'" --Conan O'Brien
Oil Rises Above $110 a Barrel The Associated Press
GE Stuns Market As Profits Fall Short CNNMoney.com
Katie Couric Likely to Leave CBS Evening News After Election Broadcasting & Cable
FCC fines retailers over digital TV Los Angeles Times
Gartner: Windows is collapsing CNET News.com
"In a nationwide survey just released today, high school seniors, on the average, answered correctly only 48% of the questions about personal finance and economics. Only 48%. But that's still 10% better than Bush's economic team." --Jay Leno
Who's Watching The Fort?
Sensitive and stolen U.S. military items are being sold on eBay and Craigslist, according to a report by the Government Accountability Office.
US 'failing' Afghan fair trials BBC News, UK
Cheney - The Untouchable
Vice President Dick Cheney on down signed off on using harsh interrogation
techniques against suspected terrorists after asking the Justice Department
to endorse their legality, The Associated Press has learned.
The officials also took care to insulate President Bush from a series of meetings where CIA interrogation methods, including waterboarding, which simulates drowning, were discussed and ultimately approved.
Eewww: Cheney and Naked Women In The Same Sentence
He shot his hunting
partner, but Vice President
Dick Cheney apparently doesn't fly fish with naked women.
Is that really a naked woman reflected in Cheney's sunglasses?
Cheney to Visit GJ KREX News Channel 5
Vice President Cheney Coming to Sacramento News10.net
Go Dick Cheney yourself Rapid City Journal, SD
presidential candidates appeared on 'American Idol.' It was interesting. Randy
Jackson, Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell looked at them and said, 'Wait, there's a
black guy, a woman and a cranky white guy. You stole our formula!'" --Conan
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Jenna Bush and husband-to-be buy a Baltimore home Los Angeles Times
Navy Officer Took Call Girl Job Washington Post
Howard Stern's sidekick quits show Chicago Sun-Times
Beer Prices Rising Amid Crop Shortage News Channel 7, SC
Olympic medalists Amanda Beard, left, Natalie Coughlin, right, and Michael
Phelps pose with in new, high technology Speedo 'LZR Racer' swimsuits they will
wear during the Beijing Summer Olympics this summer, during a news conference
introducing the suits in New York, in this Feb. 12, 2008 photo. Speedo's new 'LZR
Racer' already has taken a huge chunk out of the record book, less than two
months since its coming out.