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Tuesday edition - March 7, 2006 |

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Last week Bush OKed that our ports are run by United Arab Emirates and OKed nukes for India. Is next week going to bring Fidel Castro running our Coast Guard?
After being away for nearly two years, The Sopranos are coming back in a few weeks. Mob boss Tony Soprano faces his biggest challenge ever -- trying to get the docks away from the Arabs. -- Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News APBombs rock Baghdad Calgary Sun Iraqi forces probe general's "strange" killing Reuters AlertNet, UK US Is Seeking Better Balance in Iraqi Police New York Times ----Please support our advertisers. They are just a click away----
"At least in India Bush was greeted by thousands of people waving American flags. They were on fire." --Bill Maher
Bush Plays Nuclear Baseball The five countries that the NPT (Nonproliferation Treaty) officially designates as "nuclear states"—the United States, Russia, China, France, and Britain—have stopped building new nuclear weapons. India currently has about 150 atomic bombs, only slightly fewer than China, France, and Britain. (Pakistan and Israel, the two countries besides India that haven't signed the NPT, have about 75 and 200 respectively. North Korea, which signed but later abrogated the treaty, may have a handful.)
Disturbing News
Katherine Harris Snubbed Again
The political buzz among
several of those at Vice President Dick Cheney's fund-raiser for U.S. Rep.
Clay Shaw, R-Fort Lauderdale, was more about how U.S. Rep. Katherine
Harris' Senate campaign may be unraveling.
Republican Shenanigans
Tom DeLay Faces Primary Voters for First Time Since Indictment S. Dakota Legislation to Ban Most Abortions Washington Post
President Bush made a surprise visit to Afghanistan. The president said he heard it was a good place for an embattled leader to disappear into the mountains." --Tina Fey
Beware: Angry White Female Democrat
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton suggested yesterday that her Republican enemies have targeted her simply because of her gender, hinting that Republican National Committee chairman Ken Mehlman's recent claim that she was too "angry" to be elected president was political sexism...Clinton went on to say Mehlman's recent comments about the former first lady's temper were a "badge of honor," adding, " There are lots of things that we should be angry and outraged about these days."
Rock-The-Voter News
"According to the internet ... Cheney was having an affair with the woman he was hunting with and that she fired the shot that hit the lawyer and Cheney took the blame to protect her, which sounds possible until you realize that means the woman would have to be having sex with Dick Cheney." --Jay Leno
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Cheerleader-in-Chief
Bush got on the videoconference
to boost morale, not collect information, McClellan said, and he left
before it ended for a previously scheduled press event at which he made a
statement on the hurricane.
"President Bush said today his plan to fight terrorism is simple and straightforward -- go after the evildoers, track them down, find out where they're hiding and then sell them our seaports." - -Jay Leno
Biz-Tech News
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America is a land of opportunity if you're a businessman in China, India or Japan. -- Zing!
"I believe that
a prosperous, democratic Pakistan will be a steadfast
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Cheney Loses to OJ and Michael Jackson
“How low is 18 percent?” This
was a headline in the Washington Post on March 5. The 18 percent is the
support rate of vice president Dick Cheney from a public opinion survey
conducted by CBS.
Go-F*ck-Yourself News
The Washington Times' Insight magazine is reporting that Dick Cheney will resign in the year 2007. Cheney himself said he's going to leave when shooting guys in the face just isn't fun anymore.-- Jay Leno
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Odd News
Bio prospector and venomous animal expert Stuart Douglas goes eyeball to eyeball with one of his deadly 'milking' tarantulas at his new Australian Venom Zoo at Kuranda Queensland Australia Friday March 3, 2006. Douglas is the only contracted collector and exporter of venom from Australian tarantulas, scorpions and centipedes which are being used by United States biopharmaceutical companies in new disease cures currently being tried. Toxin from tarantulas and scorpions may hold the key to cancer and heart disease treatments, once thought most likely to come from the Amazon, but it's now much more likely the cure could come from Australia. (Photo/Brian Cassey)
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