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Monday edition - March 6, 2006 |
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It's amazing we haven't been attacked here at home with our porous ports, porous borders and the president's porous brain.
"In India
President Bush announced he was lifting a U.S. import ban on Indian
mangoes. Yea, Bush said 'That was my plan all along. First, liberate the
people of Iraq then Indian mangoes.'" --Conan O'Brien
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News Explosions in Baghdad kill 11 Iraqis CTV.ca, Canada Michigan soldier wounded in November blast in Iraq dies San Jose Mercury News US military in Iraq denies troop withdrawal plan Reuters AlertNet, UK Report: US, British troops to leave Iraq within a year Monsters and Critics.com, UK '14,000 detained without trial in Iraq' Guardian Unlimited, UK Iraq's Talabani Says Country's New Parliament to Meet March 12 Bloomberg General says Iraq not near civil war Columbus Dispatch, OH
Criminal negligence at issue in Army's probe into Tillman's death
Afghan border fights flare up San Jose Mercury News Al Qaeda's No. 2 Tries to Rally Muslims Los Angeles Times
Venezuelan forces start training to repel US
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Civil or Not -- It's War
As Pentagon generals offered optimistic assessments that the sectarian violence in Iraq had dissipated this weekend, other military experts told ABC News that Sunni and Shiite groups in Iraq already are engaged in a civil war, and that the Iraqi government and U.S. military had better accept that fact and adapt accordingly.
India's ecstatic over getting "a piece of nukey." -- Grant Gerver
Disturbing News
Nukes & Mango Tango
"And oh, by the way, Mr. Prime Minister, the United States is looking forward to eating Indian mangoes," George W Bush said at the news conference.
The Top 10 Conservative Idiots
GOP = Gun Owner Privacy
Republican governor candidate
Jim Oberweis sought to bolster his 2nd Amendment credentials on Sunday,
telling visitors to a gun shop near Rockford that he would explore a
repeal of the state's firearm owner's identification card law.
“Insight magazine, which is a pretty conservative publication, they report Dick Cheney will resign by 2007. Well, I mean, sure. Oil is $60, Halliburton has Iraqi contracts, Dubai has all our seaports. His work is done.”-- Jay Leno
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Republican Shenanigans
Meanwhile, back in Afghanistan
Cricketer Against Bush
Pakistan's most famous-ever cricketer, former captain-turned-politician Imran Khan, spent Saturday confined to his home where authorities detained him to thwart his plan to lead a march to protest against Bush's visit.
"I think that when people start picking apart what you say, they violate my First Amendment rights." --West Virginia Senate candidate John Raese (R)
Rock-The-Voter News
Good News
"Things are not going well with the Bush administration. George Bush's approval rating is now 34 percent. 34. Unbelievable. That's 23 with the wind chill." --David Letterman
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Biz-Tech News
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"According to a new poll, only one in four Americans can name two of the five freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment. But more than half of Americans can name at least two of the characters on The Simpsons. Hey, if they ran the Constitution on TV eight times a day, we'd know it." --Jimmy Kimmel
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Odd News
In this undated image made available from NASA on Sunday March 5, 2006, which shows the central region of a group of galaxies 300 million light-years away known as Stephan's Quintet. The distant galaxy is generating a 'sonic boom' of cosmic proportions, astronomers have discovered, as one of the galaxies falls towards the others at high speed, plowing through a cloud of hydrogen gas traveling at 540.6 miles per second - 100 times faster than the speed of sound. The effect of this is similar to the sonic boom created by a fast jet, according to astronomers at the American space agency NASA, using the Spitzer space telescope, and their findings are to be published later in March, in the Astrophysical Journal. Do you see the smiley face? (Photo/NASA)
Peace.
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