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Wednesday edition - March 5, 2008
"Let's face it, nation. Barack Obama just does not have the experience necessary. Ask yourself this. When that phone in the White House at 3 a.m., do we really want that call not to be an attack from the press? Hillary's already ready for that call on day one." --Stephen Colbert
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Meanwhile, Back In Russia
Russia's president-elect,
Dmitry Medvedev, has just over two months to assemble his administration team
before he is sworn in to take over from his mentor President Vladimir Putin.
Disturbing News
Subject: McCain and Clinton
Lisa, Thanks for all you do. McCain's campaign was almost down and out UNTIL the Republicans got to know their other candidates and they returned to McCain. Same with Hillary, she was as the top of the polls UNTIL Obama came along, the media loved him and hated Hillary. Now we're getting to know Obama and last nights primaries seem to show that Hillary is back. Hillary/Obama 2008 is the perfect ticket for me. I sent you $20 via PayPal. It's cheaper than therapy. Lynn
Thank you for everything, Lynn. Interesting analogy. It's also interesting watching the inner party revolution where Republican voters chose McCain instead of the other GOP backed candidates. Shouldn't that be a big news story -- McCain bucks party big wigs and snags nomination, by putting the voters in charge of their own party? Hillary/Obama 2008!
What A Difference A Day Will Make
Meanwhile, Clinton, fresh off big primary victories, hinted Wednesday at the possibility of sharing the Democratic presidential ticket with Obama — with her at the top. Obama played down his losses, stressing that he still holds the lead in number of delegates.
David Letterman: Top Ten Ralph Nader Campaign Promises.
10. Fund universal health care by making Wesley Snipes pay his taxes. 9. Give the presidency a rumpled, Walter Matthau quality. 8. The freezing over of Hell should solve our global warming crisis. 7. Get those people off that island in ‘Lost.’ 6. Send Gary Busey in to annoy and confuse our enemies. 5. Can fill out a pantsuit better than Hillary. 4. Will hover in polls between 1% and ‘Statistically Insignificant.’ 3. Force Starbucks to identify their sizes ‘Small,’ ‘Medium,’ and ‘Large’ -- am I right people? 2. Will not sleep with lobbyists, or for that matter anyone else. 1. Get Bush re-elected like in 2000.”
Republican Shenanigans News
Mysterious Signal Loss?
The Federal Communications Commission is investigating a mysterious signal loss by an Alabama CBS affiliate during a "60 Minutes" segment about the state's imprisoned former governor.
“Last
night was the final Democratic debate,” and one “of the big stories was that
Barack Obama” mispronounced “the word ‘Massachusetts’ twice and then
mispronounced the word ‘filibuster.’ Yeah. Yeah, which explains why this
morning, Obama was endorsed by President Bush.” - Conan O’Brien Rock-The-Voter News
Barack
Obama told an Ohio rally Sunday that he prays to Jesus nightly. So much for
candidates distancing themselves from President Bush. Not only did Hillary vote
for Bush's war but Obama consults regularly with Bush's favorite political
philosopher. - Argus Hamilton
Obama Supporter Plays Race Card
Why is Obama's skin blacker than normal in Hillary's new attack ad?
Biz/Tech News
Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez on Sunday threatened to take Venezuela to war with Colombia. It's alarming. If Hugo Chavez is able to get control of both the oil and the cocaine in the Western Hemisphere he can take California away from Mexico. - Argus Hamilton
Oilman-In-Chief
President Bush says the United States has to change its habits and "get off oil" to reduce the nation's dependence on foreign suppliers.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"And experts say Cuba’s new communist leader, Raul Castro, is more progressive than his brother, Fidel. In fact, in his acceptance speech, he pledged to lead Cuba into the year 1960.” - Jay Leno
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Odd News
A model
presents protection from water for mobiles in a pool during first public day at
the CeBIT computer fair in the northern German town of Hanover March 4, 2008.
The world's biggest technology fair CeBIT opens its doors to the public on March
4, and runs through March 9, 2008.
Peace.
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