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Monday edition - March 31, 2008
So what if all hell's breaking loose in Iraq. It's great job security for the Military. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
It's In His Blood
Republican Sen. John McCain
is opening a new chapter in his presidential campaign, casting himself as an
"imperfect servant of my country"
who was born into a family of American warriors devoted to honor, courage
and duty.
"My economic plan is better than my bowling." — Presidential hopeful Barack Obama after bowling a 37 out of a possible 300 points
Disturbing News
“Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has been charged with perjury and lying under oath after being caught sending sexually explicit text messages to his female chief of staff. That was the most embarrassing thing to happen to a Democratic politician in, like, a week.” - Jay Leno
You know, Bush is always talking about “we’re fightin’ Al Qaeda — and other extremists. Yeah, Al Qaeda, who actually attacked us. This is a war between rival Mafia families with George Bush playing the part of Fredo. - Bill Maher
Baseballer-in-chief
President Bush had enough to worry about — like not flubbing the first pitch in front of a crowd that might not exactly be his biggest fans anyway.
Republican Shenanigans Another One Bites The Dust
The U.S. housing secretary will resign Monday morning under pressure after accusations of improper allocation of federal contracts, the Wall Street Journal reported in its Monday edition.
Pimped
"Stephanie,
it's unacceptable. We all agree on that, Stephanie. I'm sorry to single you out;
you know, we've had -- this has been an issue here. We don't need another issue
here." Rock-The-Voter News
"We're
going to win this election if we just chill out and let everybody have their
say." — Former President Bill Clinton, insisting that his wife, Sen. Hillary
Rodham Clinton, would not drop out of the race for the Democratic nomination for
president
Biz-Tech News
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"If I wanted to be loved, I ought to be a TV correspondent, not a politician." — Vice President Dick Cheney
Go-F***-Yourself News
"The last time that I checked, a nipple was not a dangerous weapon." — Gloria Allred, an attorney representing a Texas woman who says federal security agents forced her to remove a nipple ring with pliers before she was allowed to board an airplane
I hope you had a good time today Offline Donation Lisa Casey PO Box 88 Ashford. AL 36312 Odd News
Australian
farmer James Stirton stands next to a ball of twisted metal, purported to be
fallen space junk, on his farm in southwestern Queensland on March 28, 2008.
Peace.
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