Monday edition - March 31, 2008

 

 

 

McCain's `Biography Tour' May Amplify Concern About War Views
Bloomberg -3-31-08
John McCain's weeklong ``biography tour'' to showcase his half-century of public service will underscore how war ...

 

CIA chief asserts Iran nuclear threat
Los Angeles Times, CA - 3-31-08
Hayden says he believes Tehran is pursuing a nuclear bomb, even though intelligence agencies have said the effort was halted in 2003

Obama campaign claims victory in county, Texas
KXAN-TV, TX - 3-31-08
Obama topped Clinton in Saturday's Travis County Democratic Convention for the Texas Democratic Party, where there was a huge turnout


 

So what if all hell's breaking loose in Iraq. It's great job security for the Military. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

 


 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 


It's In His Blood

 

Republican Sen. John McCain is opening a new chapter in his presidential campaign, casting himself as an "imperfect servant of my country" who was born into a family of American warriors devoted to honor, courage and duty.
 


 

"My economic plan is better than my bowling." — Presidential hopeful Barack Obama after bowling a 37 out of a possible 300 points

 


 

 

 


 


 

Disturbing News


 

“Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has been charged with perjury and lying under oath after being caught sending sexually explicit text messages to his female chief of staff. That was the most embarrassing thing to happen to a Democratic politician in, like, a week.” - Jay Leno

 


 

 


 

You know, Bush is always talking about “we’re fightin’ Al Qaeda — and other extremists. Yeah, Al Qaeda, who actually attacked us. This is a war between rival Mafia families with George Bush playing the part of Fredo. - Bill Maher

 


Baseballer-in-chief

 

President Bush had enough to worry about — like not flubbing the first pitch in front of a crowd that might not exactly be his biggest fans anyway.

 

 


Republican Shenanigans


Another One Bites The Dust

 

The U.S. housing secretary will resign Monday morning under pressure after accusations of improper allocation of federal contracts, the Wall Street Journal reported in its Monday edition.

 


 

 


Pimped

 

"Stephanie, it's unacceptable. We all agree on that, Stephanie. I'm sorry to single you out; you know, we've had -- this has been an issue here. We don't need another issue here."

MSNBC host Dan Abrams chastising guest Stephanie Miller Wednesday after the liberal talk-radio host dropped "pimped out" in a discussion of Chelsea Clinton. In February, the cable network suspended David Shuster for two weeks when he used the phrase; unclear if Miller will be invited back.
 


Rock-The-Voter News



 

"We're going to win this election if we just chill out and let everybody have their say." — Former President Bill Clinton, insisting that his wife, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, would not drop out of the race for the Democratic nomination for president
 


 


 

 

Biz-Tech News



 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

"If I wanted to be loved, I ought to be a TV correspondent, not a politician." — Vice President Dick Cheney

 


 


Go-F***-Yourself News


 

"The last time that I checked, a nipple was not a dangerous weapon." — Gloria Allred, an attorney representing a Texas woman who says federal security agents forced her to remove a nipple ring with pliers before she was allowed to board an airplane

 


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Odd News


 

 

Australian farmer James Stirton stands next to a ball of twisted metal, purported to be fallen space junk, on his farm in southwestern Queensland on March 28, 2008.
Photo/James Stirton

 

Peace.