TGIF/Weekend edition - March 3-5, 2006 |
Bush is going to be greeted back in the USA with more problems than when he left.
Well, it looks as if the Republicans finally found weapons - weapons of self-destruction. -- Zing!
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News AP At least 25 said killed in attack on Iraq town Reuters.uk, UK 39 more killed in Iraq; political dispute grows Indianapolis Star Gunmen storm electricity substation, kill Shiite workers in ... Asharq Alawsat, UK 61 suspected Iraqi insurgents held Scotsman US Intel: Qaeda Plotting 'Big Bang' CBS News Groups take step to oust Iraqi leader Newsday, NY
US-Indian nuclear deal swiftly rebuked
Detroit Free Press
“They said when President Bush arrives in India, he'll have 5,000 security personnel protecting him. 5,000. I wonder if any of them work for that Arab government that Bush says we're going to trust with our ports?” -- Jay Leno
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Fighting the War on Drugs Over There
Opium production and trafficking account for one-third of Afghanistan's economy and is complicating U.S. efforts to rebuild the country and its government, a State Department report said Wednesday.
Disturbing News
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Today, President Bush said the economy is great! Unemployment is down and the future looks bright! Of course, he was talking to the people of India at the time. - - Jay Leno
Son of a Republican Senator
Republican Shenanigans
"Ash Wednesday marks the beginning of Lent. You know what President Bush is giving up for Lent? Our ports." --Jay Leno
Colorado Courage
A Colorado school
is in upheaval following the suspension of a teacher who was
recorded comparing President Bush's rhetoric to that of Adolf
Hitler.
We're all going to hell in a cargo container. -- Grant Gerver
Rock-The-Voter News
"President Bush made a surprise trip to Afghanistan, and he promised the Afghanis that the United States would not cut and run. Then he got on his plane and left." --Conan O'Brien
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Rumsfeld Ramblings
Speaking at the Harry S. Truman Presidential Museum and Library, Rumsfeld said the United States has to "keep avoiding filling every vacuum and if we're around that place with too many people we tend to fill every vacuum. And that's not a healthy thing."
"How
many laws can a president break
Good News
Pat Robertson Update
Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson, criticized by some evangelicals for comments about Venezuela's president and Israel's prime minister, lost a bid for re-election to the National Religious Broadcasters' board of directors.
"After Afghanistan, President Bush flew to India, where he was greeted by 10,000 angry protestors. As a result, most Americans spent all day on hold with computer problems." --Conan O'Brien
Biz-Tech News
"You know Condoleezza Rice? So she's down there in Washington, and she's on a TV show and they go with her to the gym. Condoleezza Rice, secretary of state, and they're watching her work out. ... Here's what it is, it's called the Republican work-out. Every morning, you bench press a bag of laundered cash." --David Letterman
Twenty One Weeks in Vacation Time
Pamela P. Willeford , the third shooter in Vice President Cheney 's recent hunting excursion, apparently has yet to publicly remark on the incident or why she was in Texas at all that day, since she is posted as our ambassador to Switzerland and Liechtenstein...embassy public affairs officer Daniel Wendell said in an e-mail. "In the 2 1/2 years she has been ambassador," he said, though she officially took over only 27 months ago, "Ambassador Willeford has been away from post for family and personal travel for a total of 21 weeks."
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Diplomacy Challenged
An unpopular punctuality drive launched in the U.N. Security Council last month by U.S. Ambassador John Bolton came to an abrupt end on Thursday when Argentina took over the council's rotating presidency.
Go-F*ck-Yourself News
"Harriet Miers studied law her whole life, and Anna Nicole Smith made it to the Supreme Court before she did" --Jay Leno
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Odd News
A Los Angeles County sheriff inspects the wreckage of a rare Ferrari Enzo that crashed on the Pacific Coast Highway Tuesday, Feb. 21, 2006, in Malibu, Calif. The red Ferrari, estimated to be worth more than $1 million, was going at least 100 mph when the driver lost control and struck a power pole, investigators said. Sheriff's investigators identified the owner as Stefan Ericksson, 44, of Bel Air, who escaped the wreck with only a cut lip. (Photo/Hanz Laetz)
Peace.
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