Palin is such a fighter and great American that she quit on her stool as governor of Alaska because there was more money to be made in the other 49 states, shouting about death panels and health care and "European socialism" and writing unreadable books. In so many ways, she is a perfect media darling for our times. She doesn't scrawl graffiti, she thinks in it.- Mike Lupica
 

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• Twin car bombs in Iraqi holy city kill 4

• 14 injured in NATO helicopter crash in Afghanistan

• Double suicide bombings kill 37 on Moscow subway

• Iraq PM criticizes UN for not backing recount call

• Commission to examine level of contractors in Iraq

• On surprise Kabul visit, Obama presses Karzai on corruption

• Christian pilgrims mark Palm Sunday in Jerusalem

• On Passover, Israel concerned over world standing

Secretary of Defense Robert Gates announced today that the Pentagon will ease up on its enforcement of the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy. He said homosexual behavior will still be against the rules, but nobody will actively enforce it. You know, kind of like the ethics regulations in Congress.- Jay Leno

Christian Militia Group Reloads

Nine suspects tied to a Midwest Christian militia that was preparing for the Antichrist were charged with conspiring to kill police officers, then attack a funeral using homemade bombs in the hopes of killing more law enforcement personnel, federal prosecutors said Monday.

Disturbing News

• Race on to rescue 153 trapped Chinese coal miners

Tea Party activists are on a 42 city bus tour. How many Tea Baggers does it take to change a light bulb? “Change? Change, we hate change. We want our old light bulb back.”- Laugh Lines

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Ingraham Minimizes Right-Wing Violence Against Dems, Points to Dems ... News Hounds (blog)

• Republican: We need to respect anger about country's direction CNN Political Ticker (blog)

• Bricks thrown through GOP office windows in Charlottesville Washington Post

What's wrong With These Republicans? They're Stealing Public Land Now

Fed up with federal ownership of more than half the land in Utah, Republican Gov. Gary Herbert on Saturday authorized the use of eminent domain to take some of the U.S. government's most valuable parcels.

The goal is to spark a U.S. Supreme Court battle that legislators' own attorneys acknowledge has little chance of success.

Obama is the one who must be stopped, on health care and everything else. Stop Obama. Sometimes you wonder what that really means. Sometimes you probably find yourself wondering just how much you have to hate this President before you love America enough. - Mike Lupica

 

Rock-The-Voter News

• Obama announces 15 recess appointments, scolds GOP

• Health overhaul likely to strain doctor shortage

• Most Americans: "Tax the rich but not me"

The G.O.P. claims to be protecting American values. I’m a bit leery. They got a history of confusing “values” with “valuables.” – Will Durst

Obama Haters Are Just Plain Nuts

A Nashville man says he and his 10-year-old daughter were victims of road rage Thursday afternoon, all because of a political bumper sticker on his car.

Mark Duren told News 2 the incident happened around 4:30p.m., while he was driving on Blair Boulevard, not far from Belmont University.

He said Harry Weisiger gave him the bird and rammed into his vehicle, after noticing an Obama-Biden sticker on his car bumper.

 

GOP Complains Health Reform Bill Doesn’t Cover Armageddon Until 2012

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil higher on US economic recovery hopes

• Iraq's Majnoon oilfield to hit 175000 boed in 2012 Reuters UK

• Treasury to sell its Citi shares, may yield $7.5B profit

• Japan auto production surges in February

• Geely to buy Volvo from Ford for $1.8 billion

• China economy to grow 12 percent in Q1

• China slaps Rio employees with up to 14 years jail

• US concerned by Australian Internet filter plan

In northern China, they had terrible storms. They’re being pounded with sandstorms that are so fierce, thousands of preschool children were unable to get their jobs at the sneaker factory.- Jay Leno
 

GOP Presidential Poll Picks Two Fox News Employees

The top three are all former governors: Mitt Romney (22%), Sarah Palin (18%) and close behind her Mike Huckabee (17%).

The next closest are Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul and "Someone Else," all at 8%.
 

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• Axelrod: still no date for closing Guantanamo Bay facility CNN Political Ticker (blog)

• The 'Salt Pit': A cautionary tale from a CIA prison

Today's Highlight in History:

On March 29, 1973, the last United States combat troops left South Vietnam, ending America's direct military involvement in the Vietnam War.
 

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Has Dick Cheney followed Sarah Palin's advice and reloaded?

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