Wednesday edition - March 26, 2008

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Sizable proportion' of Dems might vote for McCain |
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Iraq war disappearing in US media |
The GOP attack plan for Hillary Clinton |
Secret video shows Bush consulting Ouija board - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
US Military Deaths in Iraq at 4001 Guardian, UK
Two Days of Fighting in Southern Iraq Kills 40 Voice of America
Officials Await IDs on 3 Iraq Bodies The Associated Press
Chevron reportedly in talks to tap Iraq's oil San Francisco Chronicle
Who's In Charge of Our Ballistic Missile Components?
The U.S. military's mistaken delivery to Taiwan of electrical fuses for an intercontinental ballistic missile raised concerns Tuesday over U.S.-China relations and triggered a broad investigation into the security of Pentagon weapons.

Disturbing News
PHOTO IN THE NEWS: Giant Antarctic Ice Shelf Collapses
Surprise, Surprise - Money Is Being Wasted In Afghanistan!
Too much money meant for Afghanistan aid is wasted, with a vast amount spent on foreign workers' high salaries, security and living arrangements, according to a report from humanitarian groups published Tuesday.
"In more serious news, big controversy last week after State Department officials looked at passport files of all three major candidates. Turns out, they got a hold of John McCain's Social Security number. Got his social security number. You know what it is? Three." --Jay Leno

Republican Shenanigans
Bush, ex-Texas Rangers pal to raise money for Senate GOP
McCain: "Not the duty of government to bail out"
Nancy Reagan Endorses McCain
Coleman Sharpens Attack on Franken The Associated Press
Republican congressman says Clemens told truth Contra Costa Times, CA
Republican Jewish group wants Obama adviser canned The Hill, DC
Chelsea Asked About Monica
The college
student who got a stinging brushback from Chelsea Clinton when he asked about
the Monica Lewinsky scandal said Wednesday
he's a Clinton supporter who was trying to get her to show "what makes Hillary
so strong."
"Senator Larry Craig from Idaho, he did not sign up for re-election. He is not going to run for office again. So don't let the stall door hit you on the way out, Larry." --David Letterman

Rock-The-Voter News
Ohio Plans Recount of Some Primary Votes
Clinton says she would have split with Obama's pastor International Herald Tribune
Obama's Release of Tax Returns Pressures Clinton on Investments
It's All Relative
This could make for one odd
family reunion: Barack Obama is a distant cousin of actor Brad Pitt, and
Hillary Rodham Clinton is related to Pitt's girlfriend, Angelina Jolie.
"And former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer now in rehab for sex addiction. They're trying to figure out why he wants to have sex with young women with no strings attached. I don't know. Maybe 'cause he's a guy!" --Jay Leno

Biz-Tech News
Oil Above $102 As US Dollar Weakens
Equipment issues force American Airlines to cancel number of flights Chicago Tribune
South Park to Offer All Episodes for Free Download Wired News
Google shareholders to vote on censorship, human rights CNET News.com
"A Democratic congressman from Michigan, John Dingell, wants to put an additional 50-cent tax on every gallon of gasoline. Gee, I'm starting to understand why the Democrats keep blowing these elections." --Jay Leno

The 10 Most Obnoxious Quotes by Clinton and Obama Surrogates and Supporters
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Daily Economic Bush Trauma - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com

Go-F***-Yourself News
Cheney Muses on Power of Future VPs The Associated Press
Cheney disputes Iran's nuclear goals Los Angeles Times
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Odd News
Chef Paul Prudhomme Grazed by Bullet The Associated Press

Ukrainian
veterinarian, Leonid Stadnik, 2.59 meter (8,5 feet) tall, the world's tallest
living man according to the Guinness Book of Records, rides a bicycle specially
made for him, in the village of Podoliantsy, Ukraine's northwestern Zhytomyr
region, 212 kilometers (131.74 miles) west of the capital Kiev, Sunday, March
23, 2008. Stadnik's growth spurt started at age 14 after a brain operation
apparently stimulated his pituitary gland. Stadnik, 37, is still growing.
Photo/Efrem Lukatsky
Peace.