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Wednesday edition - March 26, 2008
Secret video shows Bush consulting Ouija board - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Who's In Charge of Our Ballistic Missile Components?
The U.S. military's mistaken delivery to Taiwan of electrical fuses for an intercontinental ballistic missile raised concerns Tuesday over U.S.-China relations and triggered a broad investigation into the security of Pentagon weapons.
Disturbing News
Surprise, Surprise - Money Is Being Wasted In Afghanistan!
Too much money meant for Afghanistan aid is wasted, with a vast amount spent on foreign workers' high salaries, security and living arrangements, according to a report from humanitarian groups published Tuesday.
"In more serious news, big controversy last week after State Department officials looked at passport files of all three major candidates. Turns out, they got a hold of John McCain's Social Security number. Got his social security number. You know what it is? Three." --Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans
Chelsea Asked About Monica
The college
student who got a stinging brushback from Chelsea Clinton when he asked about
the Monica Lewinsky scandal said Wednesday
he's a Clinton supporter who was trying to get her to show "what makes Hillary
so strong."
"Senator Larry Craig from Idaho, he did not sign up for re-election. He is not going to run for office again. So don't let the stall door hit you on the way out, Larry." --David Letterman
Rock-The-Voter News
Holy Bosnia, Batman! Will Hillary’s Downfall Be … That She WAS Greeted with Flowers?
It's All Relative
This could make for one odd
family reunion: Barack Obama is a distant cousin of actor Brad Pitt, and
Hillary Rodham Clinton is related to Pitt's girlfriend, Angelina Jolie.
"And former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer now in rehab for sex addiction. They're trying to figure out why he wants to have sex with young women with no strings attached. I don't know. Maybe 'cause he's a guy!" --Jay Leno
Biz-Tech News
"A Democratic congressman from Michigan, John Dingell, wants to put an additional 50-cent tax on every gallon of gasoline. Gee, I'm starting to understand why the Democrats keep blowing these elections." --Jay Leno
Nancy Reagan Named as McCain’s Economics Guru
The 10 Most Obnoxious Quotes by Clinton and Obama Surrogates and Supporters
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Daily Economic Bush Trauma - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Go-F***-Yourself News
I hope you had a good time today Offline Donation Lisa Casey PO Box 88 Ashford. AL 36312 Odd News
Ukrainian
veterinarian, Leonid Stadnik, 2.59 meter (8,5 feet) tall, the world's tallest
living man according to the Guinness Book of Records, rides a bicycle specially
made for him, in the village of Podoliantsy, Ukraine's northwestern Zhytomyr
region, 212 kilometers (131.74 miles) west of the capital Kiev, Sunday, March
23, 2008. Stadnik's growth spurt started at age 14 after a brain operation
apparently stimulated his pituitary gland. Stadnik, 37, is still growing.
Peace.
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