"America
is pissed at the notorious AIG. Right? Somehow, these guys are the most hated
people in America. They're getting death threats. I saw one AIG guy today, he
was hiding behind the Octomom." --Bill Maher
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Cuba Update
The only two Central
American countries that don't recognize Cuba's government
say they plan to re-establish diplomatic ties with the communist nation.
"Last
night, President Obama's appearance on the 'Tonight Show' got huge ratings. So,
to promote his upcoming book, President Bush will appear on 'The Biggest Loser.'
That should get pretty big ratings, too." --Jimmy Fallon
Disturbing News
"There's a
new bin Laden tape where he calls for the destruction of Somalia. That's right.
Forget destroying America, that job is done." --Bill Maher Volcano Monitoring
A month after Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal complained about wasteful spending in President Barack Obama's economic stimulus package — including money he sneered was for "something called 'volcano monitoring'" — Alaska pilots were grateful for such expenditures.
Republican-Shenanigans News
Homophobe
Massachusetts Rep. Barney Frank called Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia a "homophobe" in a recent interview with the gay news Web site 365gay.com. The Democratic lawmaker, who is gay, was discussing gay marriage and his expectation that the high court would some day be called upon to decide whether the Constitution allows the federal government to deny recognition to same-sex marriages. Rock-The-Voter News
He's Baaaaack!
Former Illinois Gov. Rod
Blagojevich has a new gig — as a radio talk show host.
"This morning, the first lady, Michelle Obama, celebrated spring by breaking ground on a new vegetable garden at the White House. She said she did it to help educate children about healthy, locally-grown food, and to help her own family survive the coming economic apocalypse." --Jimmy Kimmel
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Biz-Tech News
China Wants To Ax Dollar
China has called for ditching the US dollar as the international reserve currency, sweeping away a decades-old system to stabilize the world monetary climate and protect its massive forex reserves.
Why aren't credit cards getting their due scrutiny as the most toxic loans of all time? - Grant "Bud" Gerver
Bush-Prison-Torture News
It Was Bush's Fault!
The media's erasure of the
Bush administration and its policies in their coverage of the economy has been
so pervasive that they have given round-the-clock attention to the AIG bonus
scandal for days on end with virtually no mention of the fact that it was the
Bush administration that last fall approved billions of dollars in aid to AIG
without
requiring the company to nullify its bonus contracts.
A Providence, R.I., strip club held a job fair over the weekend. Some of the questions on the application are a bit misleading. “Had experience working on laptops?” - Laugh Lines
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
The Nano, the world's cheapest car, will hit Indian roads in July, with expectations that demand from millions of aspiring car owners will far outstrip supply. Owners will be randomly selected from bookings made between April 9 and 25, and their prices will be protected, said Chairman Ratan Tata, who had promised a 100,000 rupee ($1,980) dealer price at a glitzy unveiling more than a year ago. Photo/Tata Motors
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