"Balloons
dropped because Dick Cheney had his millionth heart attack. And who came by
yesterday to cheer him up? The Angel of Duh himself, George Bush. They sat
together, and Bush said he had spent the last year working on his book. I swear.
Hard to believe Bush has a book. But if you buy Cheney has a heart…" –Bill
Maher
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Meanwhile, Back In Montana
Two Air Force units
responsible for the nuclear missiles warehoused in Montana
failed inspections last month, military officials said Monday.
Disturbing News
"At the end of all of this, Obama says, he doesn't think that he can reach a deal with the Republicans. You're just figuring that out now? I keep telling you, Barry, they're not that into you. Obama’s like a guy in college who spends a whole year, wasting it, trying to hit on Ellen DeGeneres." –Bill Maher
As The World Turns
The massive 8.8
earthquake that struck Chile may have changed the entire Earth's rotation and
shortened the length of days on our planet, a NASA scientist said Monday....The
quake, the seventh strongest earthquake in recorded history, hit Chile Saturday
and should have shortened the length of an Earth day by 1.26 milliseconds..."Perhaps
more impressive is how much the quake shifted Earth's axis," NASA officials
said in a Monday update.
Republican-Shenanigans News
"At the
end of the day, the Republicans proved they are not the party of no. They're the
party of 'F**k no!'" –Bill Maher
I Bet There Is OxyContin Hidden In The Walls
It looks like Rush Limbaugh is moving ahead with his threat to leave New York City. He's (finally!) put his tacky Fifth Avenue apartment up for sale
Rock-The-Voter News
"Bernie
Madoff's daughter-in-law, Stephanie Madoff, is changing her name. She says the
Madoff name is tainted with scandal and she wants a name with less negative
connotation. She is now known as Stephanie bin Laden." –Craig Ferguson
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Biz-Tech News
Wow, A US Car Company Has A Good Month
Ford posted a 43 percent jump in February U.S. auto sales and outsold General Motors for the first time in nearly a dozen years as it grabbed sales from struggling Toyota.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"The whole
East Coast is covered in snow right now. Millions of people are unable to get to
where they used to work." –Jimmy Kimmel
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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In this
handout photo provided by Adventure Ecology, the crew of the Plastiki, from
left, skipper Jo Royle, Plastiki creator David de Rothschild, Olav Heyerdahl,
co-skipper David Thomson, and Josian Heyerdahl sit in front of the 60-foot
catamaran made from recyclable plastic and plastic water bottles in Sausalito,
Calif,. Friday February 26, 2010. Olav Heyerdahl is the grandson of Thor
Heyerdahl of the 1947 Kon-Tiki expedition. The Plastiki will sail from San
Francisco to Sydney this week.
Peace.
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