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TGIF/Weekend edition - March 2-4, 2007
Comics Sherpa featuring The Radical Fringe
The Blunderous Adventures of W -- seen on a TV 24/7 near you.
"A new poll finds that President Bush's father, George Bush, is the most popular living ex-president. Isn't that nice? Yeah. Apparently, voters were just excited to hear the words 'George Bush' next to the phrase 'ex-president.'" - Conan O'Brien
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Today's Bush Blunder #1 National Guard Unready to Guard Nation or Wherever Bush Sends Them
Nearly 90 percent of Army National Guard units in the United States are rated "not ready" -- largely as a result of shortfalls in billions of dollars' worth of equipment -- jeopardizing their capability to respond to crises at home and abroad, according to a congressional commission that released a preliminary report yesterday on the state of U.S. military reserve forces.
Cheney Blunders Too!
On a flight on Air Force
Two from Afghanistan to Oman [Wednesday], Cheney gave reporters on his plane an
interview, but insisted that they identify him as a "senior administration
official." The reporters felt they had no choice but to go along.
Up to then, they had gotten only about 20 minutes' access to Cheney on the very
expensive nine-day trip and wanted something from him directly. (To be fair,
he talked at length on the record to a TV network during the jaunt, but
basically stiffed the rest of his media entourage.)
"Vice President Dick Cheney safely back in Washington after an attempt was made on his life in Afghanistan. Although, the Taliban denies they were trying to kill the Vice President. They now claim it was just a hunting accident." - Jay Leno
Disturbing News
"The President should be impeached and the Vice-President executed." - IMUS on MSNBC 3-2-07
"Brownie" appointed to take over reins at Walter Reed - Grant "Brad" Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Today's Bush Blunder #2 Bush's Bad Intel
New doubts are arising about the accuracy of U.S. intelligence on the nuclear programs in North Korea and Iran, only a few years after faulty warnings about weapons of mass destruction helped President Bush justify the invasion of Iraq.
Republican Shenanigans
Dick Cheney's Friend
A court in Turkey has frozen
the assets of Yasin al-Qadi a one-time acquaintance of Vice President Dick
Cheney and reported “chief money launderer” of Osama bin Laden.
"James Cameron, film director, claims he has discovered the tomb of Christ. I just hope this doesn't lead to a court battle in Florida. ... Who would have guessed they found Jesus before bin Laden?" --David Letterman
Rock-The-Voter News
Yawn Another Bush Blunder #3
Mention the U.S. Embassy in
Baghdad to Lawrence Eagleburger and he explodes. "Maintaining an oversized mega-embassy in Baghdad is draining personnel and resources away from every other U.S. embassy around the world, and all for what?" said a senior State Department official,
Biz-Tech News
Subject: Interesting juxtaposition...
Lisa,
Blogged it
here - In the eternal tug of war that is our nation's great struggle, a
Manifest destiny toward Kleptocracy, it appears the ruling class is confidently
dragging the unwashed masses toward defeat.
It seems all is going as Bush planned, eh? I also read an article that a quarter of the homeless in our country are disabled. And let's not forget the Katrina victims, and the anthrax victims...and on and on.
I wish America would wake up from it's long drunk with the GOP.
"Some politicians in Florida are trying to ban the use of the term 'illegal alien' because they think it is offensive. The Florida officials say, 'We prefer the term good swimmer.'" --Conan O'Brien
Bush Misses 34 Deadlines Today's Bush Blunder #4-38
The government has missed all 34 deadlines set by Congress for requiring energy efficiency standards on everything from home appliances to power transformers, government auditors said Thursday.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Trips like these are fraught with peril. A suicide bomber attempted to attack Cheney during his stay in Afghanistan. ... To the suicide bombers and the Taliban: stop trying to kill our people. Seriously -- even the ones we don't like." --Jon Stewart
AHNC FLASHBACK 2003
Go-F***-Yourself News
Bush Didn't Blunder This - His Minion Did
A U.S. Marshals Service
official misspent $4.3 million meant for courthouse security and witness
protection
to pay for fitness centers and firing ranges at federal buildings, a Justice
Department investigation found.
"Prince Charles says he wants to ban McDonald's. He said banning McDonald's is the key to living a healthy lifestyle. Really? Why did he single out McDonald's? I think banning Dominos would make more sense. They deliver the junk food to your house. At least with McDonalds you have to get off your fat ass and walk to your car." ---Jay Leno
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Odd News
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