Sarah Palin or Glenn Beck could easily be elected president. George Bush did it.
I should have my Internet connection back on Thursday only if the locust don't swarm. Thank you for all your emails and I will answer asap.
"President Obama would like the House to vote on his healthcare plan on either St. Patrick’s Day or the day after. That means Congress will be voting on healthcare either when they’re drunk, or when they’re hung over." –Jay Leno
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam Dicks
Does anybody notice that guys called Dick usually turn out to be 'Dicks'. Tricky Dicky Nixon, DIck Armey, Dick Cheney, Dick Dawkins, Dick Armitage etc etc?
President Obama must not bail out Greece. Besides democracy, philosophy, geometry, poetry, architecture and drama what have they ever given us? Greek President Papandreau came to Washington this week, begging for money. To which I say: Screw you, Zorba, and the horse you came hidden inside of. You want our hard earned dollars? Come back when you're an insurance company." –Bill Maher
Disturbing News
In his weekly radio and Internet address, President Obama called for an overhaul of the “No Child Left Behind” law. It will now be called “The World Needs Janitors, Too.” - Jimmy Fallon
I Say She's On Love Potion #9
John Edwards' mistress Rielle Hunter said that she thought the photo spread in GQ would include headshots and not just sexy, body-baring photos.
Republican-Shenanigans News
"The Obama Administration has decided to escalate, make unilateral demands of Israel, and threaten the very foundation of the US-Israel relationship," Sarah Palin wrote on her Facebook page
Rock-The-Voter News
Remember When The Reagan Administration Tried To Make Ketchup Listed As A Vegetable In School Menus To Cut Back Funding? We've Come A Long Way Baby!
US first lady Michelle Obama smiles as she speaks to hundreds of school nutrition professionals to advocate for adequate funds for healthy school meals, at the School Nutrition Association annual legislative action conference in Washington, March 1
Well, in Toyota’s defense, there are allegations that the driver of that runaway Prius in San Diego may have faked it. The guy claims he couldn’t stop a runaway Prius? Come on. Tiger Woods’s wife stopped a runaway Cadillac Escalade with a 9-iron, O.K.?- Jay Leno
Sarah Palin, out in Arizona, is campaigning with John McCain. He’s running for Senate re-election. They’re campaigning together out there. I thought, yeah, I mean, there’s an unbeatable combination.- David Letterman
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And in World News, the tension between the White House and Israel is at its highest level in 30 years. Israel wants to build more houses in its territory, and the Obama administration wants them torn down. Here’s the solution: You build the houses, but let Countrywide give everybody an adjustable rate mortgage. They’ll be foreclosed on and out of there by July.- Jay Leno
Subject: Texas School Board Travesty
hey, Lisa,
Thanks for writing. I am feeling as fine as can be expected as someone with cancer and limited Internet access!
In 1992 any Halloween celebration was banned by the Christian crazies that ruled the Santa Rosa County school board where my son was a first grader. My son's school was in military rich, Bible thumping, Navarre, Florida. This area of Northwest Florida is proudly nicknamed the Redneck Riviera. "The Devil He Bad" mentality ruled the radio/TV airwaves, billboards, Jesus yard signs, and bumper stickers. Church and state unseparated.
The following year, in 1993, those same Christian crazies gleefully elected an inexperienced at anything, non-veteran, openly anti-abortion thirtysomething to be their US Congressman. His name was Joe Scarborough.
Until this country has standardized education we are going to keep producing more and more morons.
Oh, when my son was a sixth grader in Navarre, his DARE program teacher, a local cop, taught the class that Bill Clinton was a pothead and got high in the White House.
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Go-F**k-Yourself News
It seems The Journal of Neurology reports that the longer you smoke, the less likely you are to develop Parkinson’s disease. So what are they telling us? Follow me guys. Remember, a couple of months ago, doctors said drinking a glass of alcohol every day was good for your heart. Smoking prevents Parkinson’s disease. Marijuana is good for glaucoma. Sex is good for your prostate. You know, screw health care. Let’s party!- Jay Leno
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I hope you had a good time today
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Peruvian
surfer Domingo Pianezzi rides a wave with his alpaca Pisco at San Bartolo beach
in Lima March 16, 2010. Pianezzi has spent a decade training dogs to ride the
nose of his board when he catches waves, and now he is the first to do so with
an alpaca.
Peace.
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