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Wednesday edition - March 12, 2008
Taking impeachment off the table has led to legalizing torture. Democrats in action.
"Here's what happened, it was one of those sting deals. And they caught Eliot Spitzer, Gov. Spitzer, with a wire, recording him soliciting a prostitute. And I'm thinking, 'Holy cow, we can't get Bin Laden, but we got Spitzer. We got Sptizer.'" --David Letterman
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
NO U.N. Inspections! We're America After All!
The U.N. investigator on
torture said on Tuesday
the United
States had denied his request to visit U.S.-run jails in Iraq and insisted a
visit could help clear its legacy of the prison abuse scandal in Abu Ghraib.
Disturbing News
Natural Born Citizen?
John McCain has been
called an American hero. But is he a natural born citizen?
"You know they said on the news today, neither Barack nor Hillary can win the nomination outright. You know, because it's so close. So Hillary's kind of caught between Barack and a hard place." --Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans News
Larry Craig - The Gift That Keeps Giving
In a bid to get U.S. Sen. Larry Craig's disorderly conduct conviction overturned, defense lawyers filed a brief taking issue with the prosecution's "exaggerating flourishes," including the use of term "prehensile stare" to describe the senator's gaze in the men's room at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.
"The big, the new scandal breaking here in New York, Eliot Spitzer apparently involved in some kind of prostitution activities -- you know what that means?: Hookers. And right now, Spitzer is huddling with his advisers to develop a drinking problem." --David Letterman
Rock-The-Voter News
"Did you
happen to see the press conference, very dramatic. Eliot Spitzer was there, he
had yellow crime scene tape draped around his pants, it was crazy." --David
Letterman
Biz/Tech News
"Technically, neither of them can win. It shows you how bad it's gotten for the Democrats. Forget winning the general election, they can't even win their own election." --Jay Leno
Boeing Update
Boeing took off the gloves Tuesday against one of its best and oldest customers -- the United States Air Force...Meanwhile, The Associated Press reported Tuesday that aides to Sen. John McCain of Arizona, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, lobbied last year on behalf of EADS. And Bloomberg News reported that the Loeffler Group, led by Tom Loeffler, now co-chairman of McCain's campaign, received $220,000 from EADS in 2007, according to congressional lobbying records.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"They're talking about a re-vote primary where
people would mail in their ballots. That's a great idea, combine the reliability
of the people in Florida who count the ballots with the efficiency of the Post
Office. What could go wrong there?" --Jay Leno
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"Tonight, Hillary Clinton says the states she's won are bigger than Obama's. I say it's not the size that counts but whether it's shaped like Florida." --Stephen Colbert
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Odd News
Stormy seas
hit coastal sea defenses and a lighthouse at Seaford in Sussex in southern
England March 10, 2008. A storm rushing in from the Atlantic lashed the south
west on Monday as high winds and tides brought the risk of coastal flooding.
Peace.
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