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"Well, this is kind of exciting. There's talk president Barack Obama wants to lift trade restrictions with Cuba, which is great news for anybody here looking to buy a '58 Buick." -- Jay Leno

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush

• US military deaths in Iraq war at 4,256 AP

• Iraqi suicide attack kills 33; US blames al-Qaida AP

• 2 Iraqi journalists killed in Abu Ghraib bombing The Associated Press

• Iraq court jails Saddam's ex-deputy PM Aziz AFP

• US Embassy in Sudan warns Americans to leave AP

• China pillories US over Tibet, extends travel ban AP

• Intelligence official: US-China sea spat serious AP

• Top US, China diplomats work to smooth relations AP

• Israeli kids get rocket-proofed indoor playground AP

What The Hell Is Going On Here?

The unit has a discipline rate three times as high as Fort Bragg's main tenant, the 82nd Airborne Division, and transition units at two other bases punish their soldiers even more frequently than the one at Fort Bragg..."In my 10 years of service I have often seen soldiers mistreated, abused or left hanging, but never have I seen an entire unit collectively mentally and physically break down its members," said Jonas, a 28-year-old from Tempe, Ariz.
 

Republicans are attacking Barack Obama because he now wants to negotiate directly with the Taliban. Obama responded, “Hey, right now I’d rather deal with the Taliban than with Republicans.”- Jimmy Fallon

Disturbing News

• Alabama rampage leaves 11 dead CNN

• 15 dead after teen shooting rampage at German school CNN

• Five human heads found in ice chests CNN

"A new poll indicates that Americans are now less religious than ever before. But I think people are more religious now because all you have to do is take a look at your 401(k) and you start shouting, 'Oh, God! Oh God!'" -- David Letterman

Katie Did

Evening News anchor Katie Couric was honored for her "extraordinary, persistent and detailed multi-part interviews with Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin" which judges called a "defining moment in the 2008 presidential campaign."

Republican-Shenanigans News

• People convicted in the Abramoff lobbying scandal AP

• State GOP leaders say they still support Steele The Associated Press

• Meghan McCain calls Ann Coulter 'offensive' and 'radical' USA Today

• No quit: the campaign to boost Bush Politico

"The New York Stock Exchange, by the way, if you are interested, is now a 99 cent store so get down there and do what you can." -- David Letterman

Rock-The-Voter News

• Congress approves massive $410B spending bill AP

• End near? Franken to rest in Minn. Senate case AP

• Guns, sword found during traffic stop near U.S. Capitol CNN

Jim Cramer, Joe Scarborough Have Had Enough Of These Jon Stewart LIES - Wonkette

"And former President George W. Bush says he'll start a national speaking tour soon. You know, as soon as he learns how to speak." -- Jay Leno

Let’s face it: The only bracing symbol of American strength right now is the image of Michelle Obama’s sculpted biceps. Her husband urges bold action, but it is Michelle who looks as though she could easily wind up and punch out Rush Limbaugh, Bernie Madoff and all the corporate creeps who ripped off America. - Maureen Dowd

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil below $46 after US report cuts demand forecast AP

• Chinese auto sales jump 25 percent in February AP

• Lawyer: Madoff will plead guilty to all charges AP

• 1,600 families seek food handouts in Indiana city AP

• Palin Hacker Facing Three Additional Charges PC Magazine

"Stock market keeps going down and down and down. Today I tipped my cabdriver with 100 shares of GM stock." -- David Letterman
 

Credit Card Corruption

A senior senator is asking the Federal Trade Commission to investigate reported instances of debt collection firms asking people to pay their dead relatives' credit card bills or other debts.
Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., a member of the Senate Banking Committee, met Tuesday with the new chairman of the FTC, Jon Leibowitz, and requested that the agency look into a practice he said appears to violate the law.

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• Officials: US to name envoy for Gitmo closure AP

• Officials: Afghanistan Taliban leader was at Gitmo The Associated Press

The Obama family is finally getting their dog. They say they’re getting a Portuguese water dog. And today, Rush Limbaugh said he hopes the dog fails.- Jay Leno

Coulter versus Maher

“To start off, George Bush did a lot more blow than Obama ever did,” Maher said. “Please don’t ruin the only thing I like about him.” ... While Coulter criticized the MSNBC hosts, Maher took on Rush Limbaugh.

“We all say crazy s--t when we’re high,” Maher said. “I think it’s interesting that he is now the undisputed leader of the Republican Party. It shows how clueless they are. They went looking for the future and they found radio.”

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Cheney to Appear on CNN Sunday Television Week

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Odd News

• HBO, Mormons square off over airing of sacred rite AP

• Boston's real-life 'Cheers' bartender is laid off AP

• Octuplets mom says she's paying for new house The Associated Press

• Vick's former home in Ga. fails to sell at auction AP

• Pet store expects fish shipment, but gets corpse AP

• Police seize 1,200 pounds of pot in spinach cans AP

• SC pastor charged with setting fire at his church AP

• S.C. man escapes from burning tanning bed AP

To Help You Deflate Photo

An inscription inside a watch owned by President Abraham Lincoln is seen after the watch was opened in Washington March 10, 2009. The National Museum of American History announced it had found a "secret" message engraved in President Lincoln's watch by a watchmaker who was repairing it in 1861 when news of the attack on Fort Sumter reached Washington, D.C. According to the museum, the actual engraving reads "Jonathan Dillon April 13-1861 Fort Sumpter was attacked by the rebels on the above date J Dillon April 13-1861 Washington thank God we have a government Jonth Dillon." Photo/National Museum of American History

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