Monday edition - March 10, 2008

 

 

 

Corzine, Rendell willing to raise money for Fla., Mich. revotes
Newsday, NY - 3-10-08
TRENTON, NJ - Govs. Jon S. Corzine and Ed Rendell are ready to help raise money for new Florida and Michigan Democratic Party primaries

 

States that broke party rules could revote by mail
Chicago Tribune, United States - 3-10-08
By Mike Dorning | Washington Bureau March 10, 2008 WASHINGTON - The prospect of do-over presidential primaries by mail in Michigan and Florida strengthened

Howard Dean: No Re-Vote for Disqualified Delegates
WCAX, VT - 3-10-08
Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean says he will not support a re-vote in the Florida and Michigan presidential primaries


 

President Bush got news Thursday of one million homes in foreclosure and sixty thousand jobs lost. It's a family trait. The Bushes always ride into office on a white horse and by the time they leave office, nothing's left but the back of the horse. - Argus Hamilton

 


 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


Oh, No

 

A suicide bomber killed five American soldiers on a foot patrol Monday after detonating his explosives vest in central Baghdad, the U.S. military said.

 


 

"Al Qaeda is gaining in strength, from its refuge in Pakistan. Bin Laden and Zawahiri remain in control of their terrorist group. They've recruited a new generation of lieutenants, including westerners, most likely American citizens." You know, isn't this exactly what the Democrats have been saying? Isn't it exactly true? We took our eye off the ball. We went to a place that didn't attack us. And now the place that always was the problem is stronger than ever and ready to attack us again.
– Bill Maher

 


 


 


 

 

 


Disturbing News


 

Twelve Billion A Month And Counting

 

The flow of blood may be ebbing, but the flood of money into the Iraq war is steadily rising, new analyses show. In 2008, its sixth year, the war will cost approximately $12 billion a month, triple the "burn" rate of its earliest years, Nobel Prize-winning economist Joseph E. Stiglitz and co-author Linda J. Bilmes report in a new book.

 

 


 


 

"The Eleventh Commandment: don't speak ill of a fellow Republican. What if the fellow Republican is doing something that hurts America? Isn't it the patriot who sides with America before he sides with the Republicans? – Bill Maher
 


 

Republican Shenanigans News


 

Yeah, Hillary's big argument - she keeps saying, " I've been tested." John McCain this week said, "I've also been tested and the test came back negative." - Bill maher

 


 

 

 

 


 

Hillary Clinton spokesman Howard Wolfson said Thursday Barack Obama was acting like Ken Starr. He's the special prosecutor who got her husband impeached for lying about sex. To this day Bill Clinton kicks himself for not lying us into a war instead.- Argus Hamilton

 


Rock-The-Voter News



Those Are Cat Fightin' Words!

 

 I asked her if she was offended by Bill Clinton’s use of the phrase “fairy tale” to describe her husband’s characterization of his position on the Iraq War. At first, [Michelle] Obama responded with a curt “No.” But, after a few seconds, she affected a funny voice. “I want to rip his eyes out!” she said, clawing at the air with her fingernails. One of her advisers gave her a nervous look. “Kidding!” Obama said. “See, this is what gets me into trouble.”

 


 

"So where's Barak Obama at? [on screen: Obama saying, 'And we know this -- no matter what happens tonight, we have nearly the same delegate lead as we did this morning']. I guess last night he went a little less with the inspiration and hope thing, and a little more on the basic accounting tip." --Jon Stewart
 


 

 

 


 

Biz/Tech News


 

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke downplayed the threat of a recession and rising inflation rates Wednesday. He told congressmen that the American economy is back on its feet. That's just a nice way of saying that people are walking to save gas. - Argus Hamilton

 


 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez threatened to invade Colombia Friday. This is cause for alarm. If war breaks out between Venezuela and Colombia, a military draft could leave Major League Baseball without one decent shortstop or second baseman.- Argus Hamilton

 


 

 

 


 

Go-F**k-Yourself News


Pope Makes Up New Sins!

 

Thou shall not pollute the Earth. Thou shall beware genetic manipulation. Modern times bring with them modern sins. So the Vatican has told the faithful that they should be aware of "new" sins such as causing environmental blight.

 


 


 


 

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Odd News


 

 

A pygmy hippopotamus is seen in Liberia's Sapo National Park in this photograph released by the Zoological Society of London. Pygmy hippos are surviving hidden in Liberia's forests against all the odds, despite two civil wars that have ravaged their habitat, British scientists said on Monday. The creatures, which are almost never seen in the wild, were spotted in Liberia's Sapo National Park using special camera traps. Photo/Zoological Society London

 

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