Wednesday edition - March 1, 2006
Support our troops, they want to come home.
On Wednesday, President Bush will fly to India. See, last week he met with American workers. This week he will go to India and visit their old jobs. -- Jay Leno
Bush Arrives In India
“You know who's in charge of all the US ports? Neither does President Bush.”-- Jay Leno
The War President Continues To Enjoy Himself
President Bush, mimics the form of a cross-country skier, as he walks across the runway following his arrival.
Our studly president vows to capture Bin Laden "even if me and Dick has to take our shotguns and bring this evil-doer to justice ourself." -- Grant Gerver
Vast Right Wing Journalism
There is one thing that Tucker Carlson has failed to mention:
That his father, Richard Carlson,
is on the advisory committee of the Libby Legal Defense Trust, the
GOP-heavy-hitter-laden group that has so far raised $2 million.
Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales appeared to suggest yesterday that
the Bush administration's warrantless domestic surveillance operations may
extend beyond the outlines that the president acknowledged in
Couldn't it be argued that United Arab Emirates had more ties to 9/11 than Iraq? In that case, maybe the new Democratic Iraqi government, partner in the war on terror, should be allowed to bid on our port operations.-- Zing!
When in India... Ever the charmer, the president casually mentions how much he enjoys "cowboys 'n Indians" movies. -- Grant Gerver
Bush Says Osama Helped Get Him Elected
President Bush said his 2004 re-election victory over Sen. John Kerry was inadvertently aided by Osama bin Laden, The Washington Examiner newspaper reported Tuesday.
Jeb Bush Is Doin' A Heckuva Job For Carnival Cruise Line
Congressman Henry Waxman of California said in a letter that he called on
Florida Governor Jeb Bush to explain his role in the award of what Waxman
termed the "lucrative contract" for house Hurricane Katrina victims on
Carnival Cruise ships...The contract was
Carnival without a full competitive bid process.
Confronting the defendants at the Guantanamo war crimes tribunals with the
evidence against them
will be like
dragging vampires into the sunlight the chief prosecutor said on
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More Torture: Watching Condi Work Out
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is a woman who meets with princes and
prime ministers but never misses a date with her personal trainer.
"Looks like some kind of civil war brewing
in Iraq. Well, who could have seen that coming? That came out of left
field, huh? They say it is total chaos over there. People are roaming the
streets with guns. It's like everyone is Dick Cheney now." --Jay Leno
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Taronga Zoo keeper Matt Kettle keeps below the massive wings of a two-year-old juvenile Andean Condor named Lesley during a training session for the big bird in a Sydney park Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2006. Lesley is training in preparation for her to take part in the zoo's Free Flight Bird Show. Condors grow to have wing spans over 3 meters (10 feet) making them the largest bird of prey. (Photo/Rick Rycroft)