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Thursday edition - February 7, 2007
SWEET REVENGE
I wonder how many extra dozen Secret Service guys will be assigned to Bush after him admitting to torturing people? Bush really sounds like a drunk in denial. And what are they drinking up there in Washington DC? Liquid Cocaine with a Jack Daniels chaser? Texas UFO Identified
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Angelina Jolie Is In Iraq
UN goodwill ambassador and Hollywood megastar Angelina Jolie visited Iraq on a humanitarian mission Thursday and met top officials to demand help for people displaced by the war.
Subject: Admitting Torture
Is Bush too stupid to realize he has admitted to a crime?
Waterboarding is torture and torture is a crime, domestic or military. Plain and simple.
Any thoughts on what will happen next?
LOVE your site. I always need a daily dose.
USMC and AHNC financial supporter. Do your part, people!
Mark
Thanks Mark!
Disturbing News
"How about that Mitt Romney, huh? This guy looks like a lawyer who advertises on the back of a bus. ... This guy, he looks like an American actor who's popular in Germany. ... He looks like a contractor you'd have to sue, this Mitt Romney. ... He looks like the neighbor with the neat garage, that Mitt Romney. ... You remember Mitt Romney from the '80s? He was Mr. Goodwrench." --David Letterman
Subject: Hillary
Lisa, I'm disappointed that after
all these years, you still can't see the Clintons for who they are. Lifelong Democrat WOW! You mean to tell me the Republicans spent millions to impeach Bill for cheating on his wife instead of impeaching him for being a drug lord and his own Mafia! Damn, the GOP are really sneaky people. FYI: Did you realize those sources you sited were made by right wing Republicans? ROFLOL - Thanks for the belly laugh. You'll never know how much I needed that.
Republican Shenanigans News
"A company here in Los Angeles is making dolls of all these current political figures. ... They're not like normal dolls where you pull the string and the dolls talk. These are a little different. These, you have to make a large donation to their campaign and then the dolls will say and do whatever you want." --Jay Leno
"But, by God, I wish that John McCain a great deal of luck. I'm telling you, at my age, I'm just happy to see a president who's older than I am, you know what I mean?" --David Letterman Isn't This What Giuliani's Staff Did Before He Quit? ABC News' Kate Snow Reports: Members of Senator Hillary Clinton's senior campaign staff have agreed to work without pay for the month of February. Communications Director Howard Wolfson called the move "a show of solidarity with Hillary Clinton".
Rock-The-Voter News
Biz/Tech News
Or As I Call It - Legalized Usury
The woes in the U.S. financial sector are "poetic justice" for bankers who designed and sold complex investments that have since gone sour, billionaire investor Warren Buffett said on Wednesday.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"We must face the fact that the United States is neither omnipotent nor
omniscient; that we are only six percent of the world population; that we cannot
impose our will on the other 94 percent of mankind ... there cannot be an
American solution to every world problem." -- John F. Kennedy
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Odd News
This image of the elliptical galaxy NGC 1132 and its surrounding region combines data from NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory and the Hubble Space Telescope and was released by NASA February 5, 2008. The blue/purple in the image is the X-ray glow from hot, diffuse gas detected by Chandra X-ray Observatory. Hubble's data reveal a giant foreground elliptical galaxy, plus numerous dwarf galaxies in its neighborhood, and many much more distant galaxies in the background. The perfect prison for presidents who admit they torture people. Photo/NASA/CXC/Penn State/G. Garmire
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