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Wednesday edition - February 6, 2007
I feel asleep about 1am after watching the exciting election results. CNN International switched their coverage to CNN. Why in the world was Ari Fleischer on CNN? He was a terrible press secretary for Bush.
"You know what's amazing about Los Angeles? This city never fails to amaze me. Last week, Governor Schwarzenegger was in town. All the Republican candidates were here. All the Democratic candidates were here. All with secret service protection. And all put together, they still had less of a motorcade than Britney Spears going to the hospital." --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Condi Losing Control?
U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice mildly chastised her ambassador to the United Nations on Wednesday for joining Iranian Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki in a panel debate in Davos last month.
"This past weekend was
Groundhog Day. ... I like Groundhog Day. I mean, it's nice to see something
coming out of a hole in a ground that's not running for president." --Jay Leno
Disturbing News CIA Admits Torture
The CIA director on Tuesday publicly named for the first time the three suspected al Qaeda detainees who were subjected to the harsh interrogation technique of waterboarding.
"You know what's interesting? Even though McCain is the frontrunner tomorrow in the big Super Duper Tuesday thing, the other GOP candidates still sniping at each other. You've been following this? Romney wants Huckabee to quit. Some think McCain is too liberal. Others think Romney is too conservative. Remember the good old days when the Republican Party was united against the poor? What happened?" --Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans News
Another Bush Proposal
The Bush administration has proposed extending a new law that transfers millions of dollars in mineral royalties from states to the federal government — money that states say could go for roads, education and other projects.
"Tomorrow looks to be a great victory for us. And together, through our hard work and perseverance, with the Lord's guidance, we will win and go on to victory and we will take the White House. ... I'm sorry. I should probably explain. I am just so high on this McCain thing right now. Mac is back, okay? He's taking it. He's ready. He's ready to go. There's no stopping his machine. Here's the reason why. Evidently, because Huckabee is still in the race, Huckabee is taking votes away from Mitt Romney. Or, as some pundits are putting it [on screen: multiple pundits saying a vote for Huckabee is a vote for McCain]. A vote for Huckabee is a vote for McCain. But we all know that I'm Huckabee's runningmate. Therefore, a vote for Huckabee is a vote for me. And if a vote for Huckabee is a vote for me and a vote for Huckabee is a vote for McCain, by the transitive property of Huckabee, I am John McCain. I am the leader of Republican Party. I am the frontrunner! I'm in it, baby. I'm in it to win it. Not only that, evidently I'm a war hero. ... I will tell you personally what I think is the best part of me and John McCain both being John McCain is, have you seen our wife? [on screen: picture of Cindy McCain]." --Stephen Colbert Rock-The-Voter News
Georgia Loses, Alabama and Florida Win
A federal appeals court on Tuesday threw out an agreement that Georgia reached with the Army Corps of Engineers for water rights to a major federal reservoir outside Atlanta, handing Alabama and Florida a major victory in the states' long-standing water wars.
Subject: I'm with you on Hillary
Lisa AHNC
Big hug, Rick! And thank you so much for your continuing support.
You presented many interesting points, that's why I printed your e-mail in it's entirety.
I agree, Hillary is experienced and ready to tackle the mess that Bush is going to leave. As much as I like Obama, his lack of experience is troublesome to me, but I will gladly vote for him if he is the Democratic nominee. I think Hillary or Obama could beat the War Horse McCain OR the Coiffed Mormon OR the Baptist preacher with bad teeth.
I have received several e-mails from quirky Obama supporters insinuating that the Clintons were somehow connected to the deaths of Vince Foster and Ron Brown. I expect that from the right but not the Democrats. Shame on you people, you know who you are.
Your point Obama and his many jobs is curious. FYI: The longest job Bush has had is being president. I don't think Bush being governor of Texas really counts, especially since it's a powerless position and we see what a mess Bush has created with his lack of experience.
Thanks for taking the time to share your thoughts.
Biz/Tech News
Wiretapper-in-Chief
President Bush threatened a veto Tuesday in the debate to update terrorist surveillance laws, assailing Democratic plans to deny protection from lawsuits for telecommunications providers that let the government spy on U.S. residents after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks
"Monday, we had the State of the
Union. President Bush's last State of the Union. ... How many saw this speech?
... When are we going to fit this guy for a helmet?" --Bill Maher Bush-Prison-Torture News
Britney Spears was ordered to remain in UCLA Medical Center's psychiatric unit for two weeks Monday. She faces a strict regimen after that. Her doctor said she must avoid excitement for awhile, so she is going to work for the Mitt Romney campaign. - Argus Hamilton
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"I hope Americans learn one thing -- never again elect a black-out drinker...This is the guy who parks his car on the front lawn and says, 'How did that get there?'" --Bill Maher
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Odd News
An artist's impression of the A2 aircraft. British engineers have unveiled plans for a hypersonic jet which could fly from Europe to Australia in less than five hours. Photo/Reaction Engines/Adrian Mann
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