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Tuesday edition - February 5, 2007
Barack Obama prays for "Eli Manning Moment" - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
What Happened To The Missing E-mail?
An advocacy group on Monday sought a criminal probe of the White House over millions of possibly missing e-mails, saying someone may have deliberately deleted them to conceal involvement in a potential crime.
Bush's economic stimulus package is already working: Exxon Mobil made more money than any other company, ever.- Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Disturbing News
Bush Overruled - Whales Win
President George W. Bush should not have exempted the Navy from obeying laws intended to protect endangered whales and other marine mammals by curbing the use of sonar off the California coast, a federal judge ruled on Monday.
"Both the Republicans and the Democrats have competing growth packages. Let me tell you something, the only person with a growth package in this country that works -- Barry Bonds" --Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans News
Michelle Obama Speaks
Bad
blood between the Obamas and the Clintons seeped into public view Monday as
Michelle Obama hesitated at first over whether she could support Hillary Clinton
if she wins the Democratic nomination....Asked if she could see herself working
to support Clinton should she be the nominee, Michelle Obama replied,
"I'd have to think about that." "Rudy Giuliani dropped out of the race. I will miss Rudy Giuliani as a comedian. I will miss the arguments he had with Mitt Romney. It was like a Halloween costume debating a mannequin." --Bill Maher
Hillary said that on David Letterman.
Rock-The-Voter News
Bush legacy: Setting a standard in fear-mongering
"Did you all see Barack Obama and Hillary last night at that debate?
Did you see them sitting side by side, staring at the camera? They looked like
one of those bad local eyewitness news teams. 'Let's go to Barack for the
weather. Thank you, Hillary.'" --Jay Leno
Biz/Tech News
"I asked my daughter who she liked for
president today. She told me she likes Obama because he has big ears like Will
Smith. You know, ear size is one of the key issues with young people nowadays."
--Jimmy Kimmel Bush-Prison-Torture News
News That Drives The Right Wing Crazy
Scientists have created a human embryo with three parents in a breakthrough
they hope could lead to effective treatments for a range of serious hereditary
diseases.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Odd News
Painted snake : A model's hand is painted to look like a snake's head by Italian animal hand artist Guido Daniele at Harrods department store, in central London. Photo/Guido Daniele
Peace.
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