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Tuesday edition - February 26, 2008
"Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama had another big debate last night. ... It was good. And Clinton accused Obama of plagiarism. Obama denied that what he did was plagiarism. You know, look, I don't want to comment on that. But you've gotta admit, wouldn't it be great to one day have a president that could pronounce words like 'plagiarism'?" --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News Retraction Or Flip Flop?
Republican presidential
front-runner John McCain on Monday retracted his earlier statement he would lose
the November election if he did not convince Americans they were winning the war
in Iraq.
"The New York Times says that John McCain had a close, personal relationship with a beautiful, young, female lobbyist. Do you believe this? Think about it. A senator, who's a Republican having sex with a woman." --Jay Leno
Disturbing News
Subject: Photo Op Flop
Hi Lisa Lighten up. Presidential candidates in costumes are funny. Have you lost your ability to laugh? And why would you consider the toon offensive? Because Obama is in Somali dress? What's wrong with that?
Will Rogers was right when he said about 75 years ago, "I'm not a member of an organized party. I'm a Democrat."
Well, look at it this way, you had five years of free entertainment from AHNC. And you're very welcome.
One thing you can count on from me is that I will support Obama if he is the Democratic nominee. Will you support Hillary if she is the Democratic nominee?
Obama's turban:
Playing dress-up old hat for politicians
Republican Shenanigans News
"Now that he is the Republican frontrunner, it looks like John McCain has changed his position on torture. He's now in favor of waterboarding, but only in very limited cases -- like if you're editor of the New York Times." --Jay Leno
Email: Subject: Photo Op Flops
Why do politicians put on stupid headgear? To keep us laughing!!!!!! Here's a funny picture of Hillary in a hat!
Thanks for keeping me sane. I sent a donation. Sherry - Hillary supporter in NYC
Thanks so much, Sherry. Several people sent me that same picture. I think Hillary looks cute!
You know what is impressive to me? With all the negative press on Hillary and all the positive press on Obama, Hillary is still in the race. That's impressive.
Plus I'm always for who FoxNews hates the most!
Dear Ralph: Go Away!
Rock-The-Voter News
"They have debated so much that they are now debating about debating. Did you see this? A lot of this debate was about the power of words. Hillary said, 'Actions speak louder than words,' Then Obama said, 'Words can speak as loud as actions.' And then McCain said, 'Speak louder!'" --Bill Maher
Biz/Tech News
Subject: Photo Op Flop
Lisa, I bet you'll take heat from the Obama supporters for that cartoon you did. I found it funny, but of course I can laugh at men in strange outfits.
I hate to think how Obama will handle the GOP attack machine if he is the Dem nominee. And why is he upset that the photo was released?
Ed
I've only received 4 emails critical of that toon.
I don't know why Obama or his supporters are upset with that photo.
Obama should have said about the photo, "Yeah, I may look odd in my father's Somali costume. You got a problem with that?" Instead, he believes Drudge and blames Hillary for a photo of him!
I think the GOP will chew up Obama and spit him out if he is going to react as he did with the re-release of that photo. There's a reason the GOP has given Obama the velvet glove treatment -- they're waiting in the bushes for him. Pun intended.
"President George Bush was in Africa. Have you been following his African trip? In Africa, he is known as Bunda 43. ... But he's wildly popular in Africa, isn't that interesting? It's like David Hasselhoff in Germany. Nobody knows why." --David Letterman
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Subject: Your site
Lisa, How many anti-Hillary and anti-Obama emails do you receive on your fantastic website.? Just curious. Thank you. El
Thanks for writing, El. Interesting question. I receive about 5 anti-Hillary to 1 anti-Obama emails. And the anti-Hillary emails border on vicious, if not totally vicious. The anti-Obama emails are mainly about his lack of experience compared to Hillary, not one was ever nasty. I receive twice as many pro-Hillary emails compared to pro-Obama, which I find curious.
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Odd News
This 2007 photo released by Ice Alaska shows "Aiming Eyes", a twenty five foot ice sculpture of a praying mantis from the 2007 World Ice Art Championships in Fairbanks, Alaska. This year's competition gets underway today. Photo/Ice Alaska
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"Lisa, Congrats on your sweep! As George Bush might have said, 'Lucky me, I hit the trifecta.' Seriously, I'm glad to be able to salute you and all the great laughs you provide." - Daniel Kurtzman, About.com Guide to Political Humor.
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