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Monday edition - February 25, 2008
By the way, I tried to find Hillary in a funny outfit and couldn't. "In Afghanistan, a helicopter carrying three US senators had to make an emergency landing because of bad weather. All three senators are okay. Wasn't that the plot of the last "Rambo" movie? ... No, in the helicopter were Senators Chuck Hagel, Joe Biden, and John Kerry. See, they are part of our new military offensive against al Qaeda, Operation Bore Them to Death. They give speeches, the people fall asleep, we attack." --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
"Scientists now believe that a child's intellectual power, a child's brain power, a child's I.Q., is inherited solely from the mother. All the intelligence of a child comes from the mother. These findings are based on the study of the Bush twins." --Jay Leno
Meanwhile, Back In North Korea
North Koreans
tore down anti-American posters lining the streets of Pyongyang Sunday as
musicians with the
New York Philharmonic prepared for an unprecedented visit they hope brings the
countries closer.
Disturbing News
"Boy oh boy, did you read about John McCain, ladies and gentlemen? Beautiful blond young woman, and she is now in phase one, the woman is now in phase one of a Washington scandal: denial; phase two, of course, is the book deal; phase three, posing nude for Playboy." --David Letterman
Bush Legacy In The Middle East: High Prices
Even as it
enriches Arab rulers, the recent oil-price boom is helping to propel an
extraordinary rise in the cost of food and other basic goods that is squeezing
this region's middle class and setting off strikes, demonstrations and
occasional riots from Morocco to the Gulf.
Republican Shenanigans News
"But, I want to tell you something, the Republicans, they're not taking this scandal lightly. They are very concerned about this new scandal, yes, they are. But, on the bright side, it doesn't involve an airport men's room." --David Letterman
The Rhythm Method
President George W. Bush has rhythm, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice assured reporters on Friday after watching her boss join African dancers during his five-nation tour of the continent this week.
Obama Probably Doesn't Want This Endorsement
In his first major public address since a cancer crisis, Nation of Islam Minister Louis Farrakhan said Sunday that presidential candidate Barack Obama is the "hope of the entire world" that the U.S. will change for the better.
Rock-The-Voter News
McCain Goes After Cuban Vote
Presumptive Republican
nominee John McCain Friday said he hoped Fidel Castro's resignation would be
followed by his speedy demise, and rapped Democrat Barack Obama for offering
talks with Cuba's next leader.
Biz/Tech News
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Lisa, for providing this site. Your Thanks Pudge!
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Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Subject: Donation drive
Lisa,
Big bear hug. You know how to make me cry.
And it doesn't feel good to have been right about Bush all these years, it sorta feels like pulling off the blue tentacles of a man-o-war that wrapped around your leg -- the tentacles are gone but the pain remains.
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Odd News
The Cunard ocean liner QE2 passes between the Sydney Opera House (foreground) and the Sydney Harbour Bridge as she departs from the Sydney Harbour February 25, 2008. The 70,327-tonne liner is on her final round-the-world voyage ahead of becoming a floating hotel in Dubai. Photo/Cunard/James Morgan
Peace.
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