Wednesday edition - February 22, 2006
I love the smell of impeachment in the morning.
George W. Bush: "The Great Discombobulator" - Grant Gerver
Sheeler for US Senate
The Result of the Decision to Torture
The new pictures from Abu Ghraib provide the most recent evidence: America's moral bank account is empty -- and it has lost the image wars. The entire Muslim world no longer trusts the world's most powerful nation.
Subject: Gonzales and the mysterious arrest
I watched that press conference. Gonzales was not being forthcoming. I find it hard to believe the Attorney General of the United States would not know where Amawi was arrested.
What do I think? I think I generally believe the opposite of whatever this administration says.
Here's a news clip you may be interested in:
The brother said he assumed Mr.
Amawi was still in Jordan, where the family's father also
lives. But he said federal authorities told the family
yesterday that Mr. Amawi had been arrested in Jordan and flown
back to Cleveland.
"The rumor is that Cheney may have been drinking and he wanted to wait until he sobered up. So he may have been drinking and then he shot a guy. And you know what's really scary about all of this -- what if it turns out all this time Bush was the smart one?"--Jay Leno, on Cheney's shooting accident
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There must be some creatively brilliant way we, the American People, can invoke eminent domain to seize the White House. - Grant Gerver
Subject: Google Liar
Thanks Wyn! I'm holding on!
foreign companies run your
ports? Just curious.
The Bush Is Selling Our Trees
On the other side of the globe, Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez, on his weekly television show, responded to Rice's recent charge that he represents a "challenge to democracy." Deliberately mispronouncing her name as "Condolences," the feisty Venezuelan leader warned Washington's top diplomat: "Don't mess with me, girl."
In a newly released tape, Osama Bin Laden says he won't be captured alive and he's not afraid of President Bush. He's terrified of Dick Cheney -- he's just not afraid of Bush!-- Jay Leno
Subject: Sale of port operations
There are a lot of people out here
who have heard the Republican and Democratic politicians are
going to introduce legislation to delay the sale. Talk radio
will of course support whatever is the pleasure of the "King"
I thought I had a lot of emails about Dick Cheney shooting a man in the face but this port sale is quickly taking the top spot on AHNC.
Bush Sniffs Ethanol REALLY!
A Who's Who of Republican heavy hitters and
Bush administration supporters are lending their names to help
raise $5 million for the defense of Vice President Cheney's
former top aide in his criminal trial.
Subject: Mondays NOOKLEAR Cartoon
I really enjoy All Hat No Cattle,
and check it daily for hilarious laughs. You do wonderful
We are farmers and have seen a
lot, but these SOBs are the
It's time to play
Name That Toon
Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and the guy with
Attention Deficit Disorder.
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Things are not looking good for Cheney. His approval rating is now 29%. Twenty-nine percent! If it drops anymore, he may have to shoot his press secretary!-- Jay Leno
Dolphin's running back Ricky Williams may be suspended for an
entire year after he tested positive for marijuana again!
Ricky has always marched to a different drummer -- apparently,
now it's a reggae drummer. -- Jay Leno
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A model presents a creation as part of Kei Kagami's Fall/Winter 2006-2007 women's collection during the Milan Fashion Week February 21, 2006. The footwear can also be used as a weapon to beat people over the head. Photo by Daniele La Monaca