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Subject: Gonzales and the mysterious arrest
Hey, Lisa,
Below is a portion of Attorney General Gonzales' 2/21 press
conference on the Ohio terrorism indictments:
QUESTION: General, was Amawi arrested in Jordan and brought
back here?
ATTORNEY GENERAL GONZALES: Again, I'm not going to talk about
facts that are not set forth in the indictment.
QUESTION: You can't say where he was arrested?
ATTORNEY GENERAL GONZALES: I'm not -- unless it's set forth in
the indictment relating to specific facts about this
investigation, I can't talk about it.
I'm betting the guy was arrested in the UAE. What do you
think?
I watched that
press conference. Gonzales was not being forthcoming. I find
it hard to believe the Attorney General of the United States
would not know where Amawi was arrested.
What do I think?
I think I generally believe the opposite of whatever this
administration says.
Here's a news clip
you may be interested in:
The brother said he assumed Mr.
Amawi was still in Jordan, where the family's father also
lives. But he said federal authorities told the family
yesterday that Mr. Amawi had been arrested in Jordan and flown
back to Cleveland.
Mr. Amawi's brother said his brother was born in Washington,
and is an American citizen.
Disturbing News
"The rumor is that Cheney may
have been drinking and he wanted to wait until he sobered up.
So he may have been drinking and then he shot a guy. And you
know what's really scary about all of this -- what if it turns
out all this time Bush was the smart one?"--Jay Leno, on
Cheney's shooting accident

Michael Chertoff handled his decision-making responsibilities
"late, ineffectively, or not at all." Gee, how long do you
think it will be before he gets his Presidential Medal of
Freedom?
-- Zing!
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brilliant way we, the American People, can invoke eminent
domain to seize the White House.
- Grant Gerver
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Subject: Google Liar
Hey !
I am a long time reader of your site and think its great even
if the people it reports on are anything but.
Anyway, if you enter the keyword Liar into google and hit
either I feel lucky or search the first place it goes is Prime
minister tony Blair's official auto-biography on his
government page....
Keep it up and hold on Americans, it cant last forever, can it
?
Wyn
Finland
Thanks Wyn!
I'm holding on!
Do
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ports? Just curious.
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On the other side of the globe,
Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez, on his weekly television
show, responded to Rice's recent charge that he represents a
"challenge to democracy." Deliberately mispronouncing her name
as "Condolences," the feisty Venezuelan leader warned
Washington's top diplomat:
"Don't mess with me, girl."

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In a newly released tape, Osama
Bin Laden says he won't be captured alive and he's not afraid
of President Bush. He's terrified of Dick Cheney -- he's just
not afraid of Bush!-- Jay Leno
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Subject: Sale of port operations
There are a lot of people out here
who have heard the Republican and Democratic politicians are
going to introduce legislation to delay the sale. Talk radio
will of course support whatever is the pleasure of the "King"
The American people should get off their butts and take the
time to click on this link
http://www.house.gov/writerep/ to write their
Representative.
Let them know we are THINKING FOR OURSELVES and it is not what
the people on "talk radio" are telling us to think.
Bill C
Tampa, FL
I thought I had a
lot of emails about Dick Cheney shooting a man in the face but
this port sale is quickly taking the top spot on AHNC.
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A Who's Who of Republican heavy hitters and
Bush administration supporters are lending their names to help
raise $5 million for the defense of Vice President Cheney's
former top aide in his criminal trial.
Led by Florida real estate magnate and former ambassador Mel
Sembler, the group seeking to help I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby
avoid jail time includes 26 notable names, many of whom could
also be
described as "Friends of George and Dick."
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Subject: Mondays NOOKLEAR Cartoon
Lisa,
I really enjoy All Hat No Cattle,
and check it daily for hilarious laughs. You do wonderful
work.
Wish you might go back to the February 20, cartoon of w saying
"NOOKLEAR" and write it as "NOOKULUR", which is the way he
mispronounces it. He can't even say "nooklear".
And don't forget that the twit can't pronounce "tearris" and "Murika".
This has to be the worst regime ever in the history of our
country. The
schizophrenic nature of these beasts, the rhetoric,
propaganda, power
broking, and treatment of women's rights are blatantly fascism
and we
don't know what has hit us yet. I know what you mean, if it
weren't for your
web site and other ways to laugh, I don't know how I could get
through it,
either.
We are farmers and have seen a
lot, but these SOBs are the
worst ever. My husband says "Nixon made
a Democrat out of me, Reagan made it
for life, and this little bastard makes me want to tattoo Dem
on my
forehead".
Although we admit, the Dems are so impotent it makes us
nauseated.
I hope both Bush and Cheney are impeached because the latter
is evil
incarnate and the former is the antiChrist...so we are in deep
doo doo
with either of them. Would love to see them in the dock and
tried for war
crimes and imprisoned for the rest of their lives. I have
known little
spoiled rich boys like w, haven't you? And I've known hard
shelled pigs like
Cheney, too. Deliver us.
Later,
Marilyn
Hi Marilyn,
Excellent idea...ask and ye shall receive. I have just
reposted the toon with your spelling.
Thank you so much for writing.
I am so glad that my readers are smarter than me. Tell your
husband he gives good quote.
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Things are not looking good for
Cheney. His approval rating is now 29%. Twenty-nine percent!
If it drops anymore, he may have to shoot his press secretary!--
Jay Leno
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Miami
Dolphin's running back Ricky Williams may be suspended for an
entire year after he tested positive for marijuana again!
Ricky has always marched to a different drummer -- apparently,
now it's a reggae drummer. -- Jay Leno
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A
model presents a creation as part of Kei Kagami's Fall/Winter
2006-2007 women's collection during the Milan Fashion Week
February 21, 2006. The footwear can also be used as a weapon
to beat people over the head. Photo by Daniele La Monaca
Peace.
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