Wednesday edition - February 22, 2006


US Mail: Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312








Bush threatens veto if lawmakers try to scuttle deal over ports
San Jose Mercury News,  USA - 2-22-06
Defying Republican allies and Democratic foes, President Bush on Tuesday vowed to veto any attempt ...


Gov. Bush has faith in brother's administration and ports deal
Tampa Bay's 10, FL - 2-22-06
—Governor Jeb Bush says he has faith in his brother's administration over its decision to allow an Arab-owned company to operate major US ports, including in Miami.

Rumsfeld says 'misstated' facts on planted Iraq news
Reuters - 2-22-06
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said on Tuesday he was mistaken when he stated last week that the US military had stopped paying Iraqi newspapers to publish pro-American articles


I love the smell of impeachment in the morning.



George W. Bush: "The Great Discombobulator" - Grant Gerver




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The Result of the Decision to Torture


The new pictures from Abu Ghraib provide the most recent evidence: America's moral bank account is empty -- and it has lost the image wars. The entire Muslim world no longer trusts the world's most powerful nation.




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Subject: Gonzales and the mysterious arrest


Hey, Lisa,

Below is a portion of Attorney General Gonzales' 2/21 press conference on the Ohio terrorism indictments:

QUESTION: General, was Amawi arrested in Jordan and brought back here?

ATTORNEY GENERAL GONZALES: Again, I'm not going to talk about facts that are not set forth in the indictment.

QUESTION: You can't say where he was arrested?

ATTORNEY GENERAL GONZALES: I'm not -- unless it's set forth in the indictment relating to specific facts about this investigation, I can't talk about it.

I'm betting the guy was arrested in the UAE. What do you think?


I watched that press conference. Gonzales was not being forthcoming. I find it hard to believe the Attorney General of the United States would not know where Amawi was arrested.


What do I think?  I think I generally believe the opposite of whatever this administration says. 


Here's a news clip you may be interested in:


The brother said he assumed Mr. Amawi was still in Jordan, where the family's father also lives. But he said federal authorities told the family yesterday that Mr. Amawi had been arrested in Jordan and flown back to Cleveland.

Mr. Amawi's brother said his brother was born in Washington, and is an American citizen.




Disturbing News




"The rumor is that Cheney may have been drinking and he wanted to wait until he sobered up. So he may have been drinking and then he shot a guy. And you know what's really scary about all of this -- what if it turns out all this time Bush was the smart one?"--Jay Leno, on Cheney's shooting accident







Michael Chertoff handled his decision-making responsibilities "late, ineffectively, or not at all." Gee, how long do you think it will be before he gets his Presidential Medal of Freedom? -- Zing!



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Subject: Google Liar


Hey !
I am a long time reader of your site and think its great even if the people it reports on are anything but.
Anyway, if you enter the keyword Liar into google and hit either I feel lucky or search the first place it goes is Prime minister tony Blair's official auto-biography on his government page....

Keep it up and hold on Americans, it cant last forever, can it ?



Thanks Wyn!  I'm holding on!


Do foreign companies run your ports?  Just curious.




The Bush Is Selling Our Trees



Boiled Rice


On the other side of the globe, Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez, on his weekly television show, responded to Rice's recent charge that he represents a "challenge to democracy." Deliberately mispronouncing her name as "Condolences," the feisty Venezuelan leader warned Washington's top diplomat: "Don't mess with me, girl."






In a newly released tape, Osama Bin Laden says he won't be captured alive and he's not afraid of President Bush. He's terrified of Dick Cheney -- he's just not afraid of Bush!-- Jay Leno






Subject: Sale of port operations


There are a lot of people out here who have heard the Republican and Democratic politicians are going to introduce legislation to delay the sale. Talk radio will of course support whatever is the pleasure of the "King"
The American people should get off their butts and take the time to click on this link  to write their Representative.
Let them know we are THINKING FOR OURSELVES and it is not what the people on "talk radio" are telling us to think.
Bill C
Tampa, FL


I thought I had a lot of emails about Dick Cheney shooting a man in the face but this port sale is quickly taking the top spot on AHNC.



Rock-The-Voter News










Bush Sniffs Ethanol REALLY!






A Who's Who of Republican heavy hitters and Bush administration supporters are lending their names to help raise $5 million for the defense of Vice President Cheney's former top aide in his criminal trial.

Led by Florida real estate magnate and former ambassador Mel Sembler, the group seeking to help I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby avoid jail time includes 26 notable names, many of whom could also be
described as "Friends of George and Dick."


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Subject: Mondays NOOKLEAR Cartoon



I really enjoy All Hat No Cattle, and check it daily for hilarious laughs. You do wonderful work.

Wish you might go back to the February 20, cartoon of w saying "NOOKLEAR" and write it as "NOOKULUR", which is the way he mispronounces it. He can't even say "nooklear".

And don't forget that the twit can't pronounce "tearris" and "Murika".
This has to be the worst regime ever in the history of our country. The
schizophrenic nature of these beasts, the rhetoric, propaganda, power
broking, and treatment of women's rights are blatantly fascism and we
don't  know what has hit us yet. I know what you mean, if it weren't for your
web site and other ways to laugh, I don't know how I could get through it,

We are farmers and have seen a lot, but these SOBs are the
worst ever. My husband says "Nixon made a Democrat out of me, Reagan made it
for life, and this little bastard makes me want to tattoo Dem on my

Although we admit, the Dems are so impotent it makes us nauseated.

I hope both Bush and Cheney are impeached because the latter is evil
incarnate and the former is the we are in deep doo doo
with either of them. Would love to see them in the dock and tried for war
crimes and imprisoned for the rest of their lives. I have known little
spoiled rich boys like w, haven't you? And I've known hard shelled pigs like
Cheney, too. Deliver us.




Hi Marilyn,

Excellent idea...ask and ye shall receive. I have just reposted the toon with your spelling.

Thank you so much for writing.

I am so glad that my readers are smarter than me. Tell your husband he gives good quote.


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Things are not looking good for Cheney. His approval rating is now 29%. Twenty-nine percent! If it drops anymore, he may have to shoot his press secretary!-- Jay Leno



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 Miami Dolphin's running back Ricky Williams may be suspended for an entire year after he tested positive for marijuana again! Ricky has always marched to a different drummer -- apparently, now it's a reggae drummer. -- Jay Leno

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