Monday edition - February 20, 2006
We can't catch Osama with unlimited spying powers and the best military in the world but we can let a company in a terrorist friendly country take over our ports. It's official -- the entire Bush administration is drunk -- it explains everything!
Dick Cheney now says he can't blame the shooting on the guy who got shot. That's because he tried that for the first three days and it didn't work. -- Jay Leno
White House protocol: The BUCK stops NOWHERE (or at Saddam). - Grant Gerver
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No Wonder Bush Wants the United Arab Emirates to Run Our Ports
The UAE is a drug transshipment point for traffickers given its proximity to Southwest Asian drug producing countries; the UAE's position as a major financial center makes it vulnerable to money laundering; anti-money-laundering controls improving -- CIA Website
"I have to admit that I turned away
from the Olympics... Fox had a more exciting sporting event on:
Softball with Dick Cheney and Britt Hume." --Jay Leno
tempers flare and people die in other countries over controversial cartoons
of Muhammad, about 150 people gathered at the Islamic Center in South
Charleston for calm discussion about what the cartoons and the uproar means.
Dick Cheney's Indicted Aide Update
A federal prosecutor argues Lewis "Scooter" Libby, former chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney, is trying to sabotage the criminal case against him by insisting through his lawyers that he be given sensitive government documents for his defense.
Kids, This Is A Brain On Drugs
Limbaugh has had to back away from part of his criticism over the way the
Democrats handled an Ohio Senate race.
Dreaded Secret Service Detail
President Bush tried his own version of winter sports this weekend -
two bike rides in subfreezing temperatures
- after watching some of the olympics...
Cheney Aide Gets Testy
She was on the Don Imus radio program the next morning, and
promptly got into a heated argument about Mr. Cheney with the host.
"Dick Cheney gave an interview to Fox News. Some are accusing Fox of giving softball questions. My answer to that is, 'Well, does a vice president shoot in the woods?'" --David Letterman
"Evil Democrat Empire? I got news for you, if we're going to do the Star Wars analogy, the Democrats are, at best, Ewoks." --Jon Stewart, on a Republican spoof video comparing Democrats to the evil Empire in Star Wars
I hope you had a good time today.
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Composite of an artists rendering and photograph showing an "aerial gondola" transportation system linking lower Manhattan and Governors Island (R) in New York city, presented at a press conference 15 February 2006. New York has formally solicited "visionary" proposals for developing Governors Island. (Photo by Governors Island)