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Thursday edition - February 19, 2009
A new study says that the bad economy can lower testosterone levels in men. Scientists say at this rate, by the end of the decade, Anne Coulter could be a woman! - Craig Ferguson
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
Guess Who Is In Gaza?
US Senator John Kerry on
Thursday made a rare visit to the war-ravaged Gaza Strip,
but stressed this did not reflect a change of policy towards the territory's
Islamist rulers listed by Washington as a terror group.
I think
everybody should just calm down. Give Obama four years. See what he can do. Then
if he’s a miserable failure, we’ll do what we did with George W. Bush and elect
him to a second term. - Craig Ferguson
Disturbing News It's My Party And I'll Shoot Myself If I Want To
A handful of Republican
governors are considering turning down some money from the federal stimulus
package,
a move opponents say puts conservative ideology ahead of the needs of
constituents struggling with record foreclosures and soaring unemployment.
And, you know, you got to admit, President Obama gives great speeches. Like, today, instead of just saying, “Oh, from North to South,” he said, “From the windy plains of the Dakotas to the sunny skies of Arizona.” That sounds so much better than, “From the sleaze ball criminal element of Wall Street to the broke-a@# beaches of California.”- Jay Leno
Republican-Shenanigans News
Graphic by the fabulous Jas http://alice.bigbig.com/
Feel Safe Yet?
FAA, NTSB feud over icing safety for turboprops
On Halloween 1994, an
American Eagle flight en route to Chicago in freezing rain went into a
high-speed dive and crashed near Roselawn, Ind., killing all 68 people
aboard...More than 12 years later, the recommendations linger on the NTSB's
"most wanted" list, testament to the board's inability to force action on safety
improvements
even when they are judged critical to saving lives.
"And there are a lot of new taxes coming. California state legislators want to solve our state's giant deficit b taxing marijuana. Meanwhile, Oregon wants to increase a tax on beer, while New York wants to tax Internet porn. You know what this means? By the end of spring break, this whole thing could be paid for." --Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News Burris' Burrs
Though Roland
Burris had some trouble being admitted to the U.S. Senate, he will not be easily
expelled now that he has arrived.
"I tell you, the economy's in bad shape. It is in such bad shape that today, three stock brokers tried to kill themselves by eating peanuts." --Jay Leno
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Biz-Tech News
Fears Double In A Year
A new Associated Press poll
shows the troubled economy is alarming more and more people.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
More South of the Border Violence
Guatemala, scarred by years of civil war and rampant street gang crime, is suffering a new scourge as violent Mexican drug traffickers put down deep roots in the country.
"And police in Mexico found a pickup truck with side panels and bumpers that were made entirely of cocaine. Police got suspicious when the guy had a minor fender bender and claimed $2.5 million in damages." --Jay Leno
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Subject: Sending 'Good Luck' Wishes Your Way
Hi Lisa -- Just a note letting you know, you and yours are always in my thoughts and prayers!! I enjoy reading your 'news' and fun every day, and hope my donations help a little. Have a wonderful week -- EVERY WEEK!! I hope everything will soon start on a permanent, upward swing for you and your "AHNC" website. I love it, and LuvU2!!! Hugs, Joyce
Hugs back at ya, Joyce. Thank you.
No, your donations help a lot!
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