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Tuesday edition - February 17, 2009
What do investment bankers call the savings and loan fiasco, the Internet bubble and Enron?
Practice.
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
US Bombs Pakistan, Again
U.S. missile strikes in Pakistan have killed more than 50 people in the past three days in what appears to be an escalation of the military campaign in the troubled region along the Afghan border, conducted largely by unmanned drone aircraft.
Disturbing News
How's The War On Terror Going?
Washington's "war on terror" after the September 11 attacks has eroded human rights worldwide, creating lingering cynicism that the United Nations must now combat, international law experts said on Monday.
Republican-Shenanigans News
I've
finally come to terms with the President's Recovery Package: if the Republicans
are against it, it must be good. -- Grant
"Brad" Gerver
Rock-The-Voter News
"Had he not been assassinated, he would have been 200 years old today. I like to think somewhere up in heaven, President Lincoln is very proud right now that this country named a Town Car after him." - Jimmy Kimmel
Members of Congress should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.- Zing!
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Biz-Tech News
"It's Abraham Lincoln's 200th birthday, and to honor the occasion, the U.S. Mint is releasing a new penny that shows Lincoln's house. That's appropriate because that's about how much a house is worth these days." --Craig Ferguson
Poor, Poor Bill
Even billionaire Bill
Gates may be feeling the pinch these days. Bush-Prison-Torture News
Mysterious bright lights were spotted in the sky over Texas. Lou Dobbs immediately warned of illegal aliens.- Laugh Lines
"And as you know, pro
baseball player Alex Rodriguez, or A-Rod, has admitted to using steroids. He
said he feels bad because he was stupid for three years, to which former
President George W. Bush said, 'Hey, try it for eight years.'" --Jay Leno Go-F**k-Yourself News
Poetry Corner
So Bad and Getting
Worse
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Odd News
An photo
released by the Audubon Nature Institute Monday, Feb. 16, 2009 shows rare pink
katydids at the Audubon Insectarium in New Orleans. None of the pink katydids
hatched at the Audubon Insectarium could be called Katy; all seven are guys.
Peace.
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