Thursday edition - February 16, 2006

 


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Cheney Says He Can Declassify Information
San Francisco Chronicle,  USA - 2-16-06

Vice President Dick Cheney says he has the power to declassify government secrets, raising the possibility that he authorized his former chief of staff to pass along sensitive prewar data on Iraq to reporters.

Abu Ghraib abuse violates international law: ICRC
Washington Post - 2-16-06

The International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC) on Thursday said the latest images of abuse of Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison ...

US slams 'prisoner abuse' leak
CNN International - 2-16-06

(CNN) -- The United States has criticized the release of grisly images by an Australian television network which says it shows prisoner abuse at Abu Ghraib ..


 

Is it just me or is Cheney essentially telling us to go f**k ourselves?

 


"Vice-president Dick Cheney, while hunting wild geese in the Rose Garden, accidentally shot President Bush twice, once in the heart and once in the head. 'I didn't really shoot the president twice,' said Cheney. 'The second time I shot him, I was president."' -- Steve Martin, comedian

 


 

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The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


 

"Good news, good news today -- so far Dick Cheney has not shot anybody." --David Letterman

 


 

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Softball Whiffle Ball Questions from Brit Hume to Dick Cheney, the Shooter

 

Q: How far away from you was he?

A: I'm guessing about 30 yards, which was a good thing. If he'd been closer, obviously, the damage from the shot would have been greater.

Q: Now, is it clear that — he had caught part of the shot, is that right?

A: Part of the shot. He was struck in the right side of his face, his neck and his upper torso on the right side of his body.

Q: And you — and I take it, you missed the bird?

 

The 15th question Brit Hume asked about the Vice president shooting a man was whether he bagged the bird. What could be a more inappropriate question?

 

Republican Homonyms

 

Quayle + Quail = Bird Brains

 

 


 

Disturbing News

 


 

"You can't blame [Cheney]. Bush says you can spy on people without warrants, you can torture people, you can hold people without a trial, so Dick Cheney thinks, 'Oh what the hell, I can shoot a few guys.'" --Jay Leno

 


 

 

Cheney Liquor Preference Comments

 

  • He only drinks the blood of Iraqi children, preferably still warm.
    By the way if Whittington dies will they charge Dick with manslaughter?
    Daniel


 

  • The Veep's favorite adult beverage is, of course, the Bloody Mary, featuring Black Death vodka. He has an image to maintain!
    Tim G
    Omaha, NE

 

  • McAllan - he is a Scotch drinker - on the rocks


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Republican Shenanigans


 

 


 

Cheney the Shooter Comments

 

  • After receiving 5 deferments to avoid serving in the military, its quite apparent that Dick Cheney only likes to shoot at things that don't shoot back.
    Anthony
    Indiana

 

  • Cheney Shoots Man in Head ( just as it is revealed that he ordered a CIA operative to be exposed who happened to be working on Iran's nuclear capabilities).
    http://notsofunnypages.com/cheneyshootsmaninhead.htm
    a cartoon commentary by Holland at not so funny pages...

 

I am so glad my viewers are smarter than me!

 


 

"Kind of a sad study out today that single women over the age of 35 are more likely to be shot by the vice president than to find a husband." --Jimmy Kimmel

 


 

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Rock-The-Voter News


 


 

E-mail from cdchapman@sbcglobal.net

 

What do you think now of Hussein's confessions of developing weapons of mass destruction and desires to see terrorism on American soil?

Just perused your web site of misinformation. How often does the Communist Party collect dues these days?

Best
Derek

 

I never doubted Hussein had or wanted more WMDs. Who doesn't in the Middle East?

 

Reagan/Bush gave Hussein WMDs in the 1980's to fight Iran then turned around and gave Iran weapons to fight Iraq for their little illegal Iran-Contra affair. They backstabbed both Iraq and Iran. And now we are paying the consequences.  Do you understand those facts?

 

Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda are who attacked us on 911, not Saddam.

 

How childish to call me a communist.  Is that your best shot?

 




 

"Remember when the most embarrassing thing to happen to a vice-president was misspelling the word potato?" --Jimmy Kimmel

 

 


 

Look Before You Shoot

 

Hours after laughing about Vice President Dick Cheney's hunting mishap, Josh Kayser was himself shot by a friend during a hunting expedition.
 


 

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Biz/Tech News


 

 


Right Message Wrong Venue

 

President Bush talked about good health, and his plan to help America pay for it, for an hour on Wednesday at the home office of the nation's third-largest purveyor of hamburgers and french fries.


 

"The administration has been getting a lot of criticism for how they handled the situation. First, they didn't tell the media for almost a full day after it happed. The White House press corps was furious. They expect to be told when the vice president shoots a 78-year-old man in the face." --Jimmy Kimmel

 


 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News

 


Taking The Heat


Harry Truman: "If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen."
Karl Rove: "If you can't take the heat, create a diversion."
-- "Dick, we need a volunteer to get drunk, go to Texas and shoot somebody."

 

Sent in by Lars.  Thanks Lars.

 


 

Go-F***-Yourself News


 


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Odd News

 


 

 

The Blue Rigi: Lake of Lucerne by JMW Turner is seen in an undated image released by Christie's.  The painting is expected to sell for over £2 million when it is auctioned in June 2006.

 

Peace.