Thursday edition - February 16, 2006
Is it just me or is Cheney essentially telling us to go f**k ourselves?
"Vice-president Dick Cheney, while hunting wild geese in the Rose Garden, accidentally shot President Bush twice, once in the heart and once in the head. 'I didn't really shoot the president twice,' said Cheney. 'The second time I shot him, I was president."' -- Steve Martin, comedian
"Good news, good news today -- so far Dick Cheney has not shot anybody." --David Letterman
Q: How far away from you was he?
The 15th question Brit Hume asked about the Vice president shooting a man was whether he bagged the bird. What could be a more inappropriate question?
Quayle + Quail = Bird Brains
"You can't blame [Cheney]. Bush says you can spy on people without warrants, you can torture people, you can hold people without a trial, so Dick Cheney thinks, 'Oh what the hell, I can shoot a few guys.'" --Jay Leno
Cheney Liquor Preference Comments
Cheney the Shooter Comments
I am so glad my viewers are smarter than me!
"Kind of a sad study out today that single women over the age of 35 are more likely to be shot by the vice president than to find a husband." --Jimmy Kimmel
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What do you think now of Hussein's confessions of developing weapons of
mass destruction and desires to see terrorism on American soil?
I never doubted Hussein had or wanted more WMDs. Who doesn't in the Middle East?
Reagan/Bush gave Hussein WMDs in the 1980's to fight Iran then turned around and gave Iran weapons to fight Iraq for their little illegal Iran-Contra affair. They backstabbed both Iraq and Iran. And now we are paying the consequences. Do you understand those facts?
Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda are who attacked us on 911, not Saddam.
How childish to call me a communist. Is that your best shot?
"Remember when the most embarrassing thing to happen to a vice-president was misspelling the word potato?" --Jimmy Kimmel
Look Before You Shoot
Hours after laughing about Vice President Dick Cheney's hunting mishap,
Josh Kayser was himself shot by a friend
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Right Message Wrong Venue
President Bush talked about good health, and his plan to help America pay for it, for an hour on Wednesday at the home office of the nation's third-largest purveyor of hamburgers and french fries.
"The administration has been getting a lot of criticism for how they handled the situation. First, they didn't tell the media for almost a full day after it happed. The White House press corps was furious. They expect to be told when the vice president shoots a 78-year-old man in the face." --Jimmy Kimmel
Taking The Heat
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The Blue Rigi: Lake of Lucerne by JMW Turner is seen in an undated image released by Christie's. The painting is expected to sell for over £2 million when it is auctioned in June 2006.