Tuesday edition - February 14, 2006

Happy Valentine's Day to Everyone Who Didn't Get a Valentine! ♥


US Mail: Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312






Oh shoot! Veep had no license for quail hunt
New York Daily News, NY - 2-14-06
After the White House reluctantly conceded yesterday that it sat on the blockbuster news that Cheney shot ...


Senate Battles Over Bush-Backed Tax Cuts
Houston Chronicle - 2-14-06

Republicans and Democrats staged an election-year joust in the Senate on Tuesday over the Bush administration's tax cuts for capital gains and ...

White House Strongly Defends Katrina Role
ABC News - 2-14-06
White House homeland security adviser Frances Fragos Townsend pauses during remarks to the National Emergency Management Association Mid-year conference on ...

Dick was locked and loaded all right, loaded on the good stuff.



"Dick Cheney is capitalizing on this for Valentine's Day. It's the new Dick Cheney cologne. It's called Duck!" --Jay Leno





The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


Speaking of shooting victims: Katrina victims have been shot with both barrels by the Bush administration. -- Grant Gerver


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Disturbing News


How much is good press worth? To the Bush administration, about $1.6 billion.

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"We can't get bin Laden, but Cheney nailed a 78-year-old attorney." --David Letterman






Republican Shenanigans


Dick Cheney & the Quailers: "I shot my best friend, but I did not shoot the President...-- Grant Gerver



Rock-The-Voter News

Wanted: Judicial Temperance


People who believe the Constitution would break if it didn't change with society are "idiots," U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia says.


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EXCLUSIVE: First Photo of Cheney Shooting Victim



"Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt ... making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting veep since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, (was) shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. Whittington? Mistaken for a bird." --Jon Stewart



Oil Company Welfare

The government may waive up to $7 billion in royalty payments from companies pumping oil and natural gas on federal territory in the next five years, the New York Times reported on Tuesday, citing administration officials and budget documents


Biz/Tech News


“President Bush's latest budget proposal slashes funding for public television by $157 million over the next couple of years. A lot of changes on Sesame Street. The Cookie Monster will be known as the ‘Government Cheese Monster.’”-- Jay Leno




Some AHNC Viewers Comments on Cheney Shooting a Man


  • Maybe if Cheney hadn't dodged the draft he'd be a better shot.
    jen in dallas


  • Shoot First...Leak Blame Assessments Later


  • Hi Lisa,
    Was just wondering if you would use your site and influence to take up a collection to Send George and Dick on a big Game hunting Safari. Then Just maybe............
    Later Drew.


  • So six gun Dick finally gets involved in a "war"-and I use that term extremely loosely-and what does he do?
    Shoots one of his own men in the back.
    Whaddaya think?

Dick needs to be hunting bin Laden not quail.

  • Cheneys reflex shot may have been due to Whttingtons impersonation of a wascally wabbit asking 'what's up doc'.
    Democratic senate hearing members and Valerie Plame investigators should be issued body armor, when he comes to testify.
    Dennis S


  • Happy Valentines Day Lisa,
    A friend informs me that in certain European countries a hunter who accidentally shoots someone loses their hunting privileges for the rest of their life. Is this true? (In Texas do they give a trophy for this?)
    Gary from Oshkosh

I have no idea Gary.

Happy Valentines Day to you too.






Bush-Prison-Torture News


"Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney." --David Letterman, on Cheney's shooting accident


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Go-F***-Yourself News


Just to give you an idea of how tight security is at the Olympics, today Italian police arrested three guys from Denmark for attempted cartooning. -- Jay Leno



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Happy Valentines Day everyone. Two flamingos are seen forming a heart shape as they walk past each other at the London Zoo. (Photo by Carl de Souza)