February 14 2003
Apologies to Forrest Gump from All Hat No Cattle
Daschle chides duct tape protection
KOTA, SD - 2-14-03
... terrorist attack. The South Dakota Democrat and
minority leader says
``duct tape and plastic wrap isn't going to cut it.''. That's a
...
Mayor ’ s Not Buying Tape
Newsday - 2-14-03
Buy MetroCards, not duct tape, says Mayor
Michael Bloomberg, who yesterday rejected
the advice of federal officials who advocate stocking up on supplies in ...
False Alarm?
Terror Alert Partly Based on Fabricated Information
Feb. 13 ABCNews — A key piece of the information leading to recent terror alerts was fabricated, according to two senior law enforcement officials in Washington and New York.
Ridge defends `duct tape' tip
Chicago Tribune (subscription), IL - 2-14-03
WASHINGTON -- Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge,
responding to days of
debate over duct tape and plastic sheeting, on Thursday defended
his new ...
Duct
tape assumes a vital defense role - Hampton
Roads Daily Press
Duct
tape sales rise amid terror fears - CNN
Europe
Norris
Talks About Md. Homeland Security - WBAL-TV
One day a man went into a cannibal butcher-shop to look
around. At the deli counter he saw three trays with brains in them. One had a
sign that said 'Democratic politician's brains: $10.00/pound'. The middle
tray's sign read 'Libertarian politicians brains: $15.00/pound'. The last
tray's sign read 'Republican politician's brains: $75.00/pound'.
The man called the deli employee over. "Why are Republican politician's brains
so much more expensive than the others?"
"Do you know how many Republicans we have to kill to get a pound?"
Sincerely,
Eric M.
Where's Kenny Boy ?(George Bush's nickname for his dear friend Ken Lay, ex-CEO of Enron)
Enron's trail of deception
BBC, UK - 2-14-03
... The salary of chairman Ken Lay rose
from $15m to $168m in that period, and
chief executive Jeffrey Skilling received a raise from $12m to $139m. ...
'Incestuous
advisers' helped Enron avoid taxes - Financial
Times (subscription)
Life with the Lay people
Guardian, UK - 2-14-03
Ken Lay developed connections among business and
political leaders. He chaired
the 1992 Republican national convention in Houston and sat with George H.
...
Enron's top 200 execs paid themselves $1.4 billion in 2000
San Francisco Chronicle, CA - 2-14-03
Washington -- Enron Corp.'s 200 highest-paid executives
received total compensation
of $1.4 billion in 2000, more than triple the amount the year before, and
...
Enron
tax report like `a conspiracy novel' - San
Jose Mercury News
Enron
Case Could Aid Tax Shelter Battle - Newsday
Enron
acted with 'blatant disregard' for law, hearing told - The
Globe and Mail
Enron creditors sue Ken Lay and wife
San Francisco Chronicle, CA - 04
Feb 2003
Houston -- Enron's creditors have sued Ken Lay
and his wife, Linda, in New York
bankruptcy court to recover more than $80 million worth of company loans and
...
Cause determined for blaze at Ken Lay's condo
KTRK, TX - 02 Feb 2003
By ABC13 Eyewitness News. (2/03/03) — An electrical short is
being blamed
for a fire that damaged former Enron Chairman Ken Lay's River
Oaks Condo. ...
Why Isn't Ken Lay in Prison Yet?
e-thePeople, NY - 20 Jan 2003
Ken Lay is the lowest kind of dirty thief there
is, he fleeced and swindled
people out of their 401ks, their life savings, their retirement. ...