Wednesday edition - February 13, 2007




Clinton Says Nothing About Losses
Washington Post, United States -2-12-08
'All hat and no cattle,' " Clinton told a large audience here. "Well, after seven years of George Bush, we need a lot less hat and a lot more cattle.


Senate approves wiretapping rules
Detroit Free Press - 2-13-08
The Senate on Tuesday approved new rules for eavesdropping on phone calls and e-mails, giving the White House much of the latitude it wanted and granting legal immunity to telecommunications companies that helped in the snooping.

US ties missile mix-up to reduced nuclear focus
Reuters - 2-12-08
By David Morgan WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Air Force mistakenly flew nuclear weapons across the United States last year as a result of eroding discipline


Thanks for the unintended plug, Hillary!



"Congratulations to presidential candidate Barack Obama. He won a Grammy last night for best spoken word album. Boy, there's four words you haven't heard in the same sentence in a while - 'presidential' and 'best spoken word.'" --Jay Leno



The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


Attorney General Mukasey In Iraq To Help Shred Their Constitution


Attorney General Michael Mukasey met Wednesday with the head of Iraq's judicial council during a quick trip to Baghdad to review U.S. efforts to help build the nation's legal system.






Disturbing News


"I think I'm going to miss Mitt Romney. He looked like the white hunter who ignores Tarzan's warning." --David Letterman





Where Have All The Republicans Gone?


Up and down York Road last night, poll workers were asking the same question: Where are the Republicans?

Even in some of the reddest corners of northern Baltimore County, more Democrats seemed to be slogging through the ice to the polls.

"Maybe the Democrats have better snow tires," suggested a woman behind the registration table at Hereford High School.



Republican Shenanigans News






"Oh my gosh, how about Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? It's getting exciting now, isn't it? And it looks like now Hillary Clinton is trailing Barack Obama, and so Hillary's campaign - a little bit of desperation now. And, earlier today, she fired her campaign manager - were you aware of this? Yep, she also fired her pantsuit designer, Charles of Chappaqua." --David Letterman


Rock-The-Voter News









Biz/Tech News


"John McCain will be your Republican candidate for president because Mitt Romney dropped out of the race. And then  his tan fell off. - Bill Maher

Bush-Prison-Torture News

Tin Foil Alert!


Conspiracy theorists take note: The myths surrounding one of America's oldest and most enduring national symbols are about to be debunked ... if you believe the government, that is.



Go-F**k-Yourself News

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Odd News




"Lookin' Good for Jesus" bubble bath is seen in this photo. A Singapore-based retailer pulled the line of  Jesus branded cosmetics from its shelves after complaints from irate Catholics, the local newspaper reported on Tuesday. Photo/Blue Q