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Wednesday edition - February 13, 2007
Thanks for the unintended plug, Hillary!
"Congratulations to presidential candidate Barack Obama. He won a Grammy last
night for best spoken word album. Boy, there's four words you haven't heard in
the same sentence in a while - 'presidential' and 'best spoken word.'" --Jay
Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Attorney General Mukasey In Iraq To Help Shred Their Constitution
Attorney General Michael Mukasey met Wednesday with the head of Iraq's judicial council during a quick trip to Baghdad to review U.S. efforts to help build the nation's legal system.
Disturbing News
"I think I'm going to miss Mitt Romney. He looked like the white hunter who ignores Tarzan's warning." --David Letterman
Where Have All The Republicans Gone?
Up and down
York Road last night, poll workers were asking the same question: Where are the
Republicans?
Republican Shenanigans News
"Oh my gosh, how about Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? It's getting exciting now, isn't it? And it looks like now Hillary Clinton is trailing Barack Obama, and so Hillary's campaign - a little bit of desperation now. And, earlier today, she fired her campaign manager - were you aware of this? Yep, she also fired her pantsuit designer, Charles of Chappaqua." --David Letterman
Rock-The-Voter News
Biz/Tech News
"John McCain will be your Republican candidate for president because Mitt Romney dropped out of the race. And then his tan fell off. - Bill Maher
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Tin Foil Alert!
Conspiracy theorists take note: The myths surrounding one of America's oldest and most enduring national symbols are about to be debunked ... if you believe the government, that is.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Odd News
"Lookin' Good for Jesus" bubble bath is seen in this photo. A Singapore-based retailer pulled the line of Jesus branded cosmetics from its shelves after complaints from irate Catholics, the local newspaper reported on Tuesday. Photo/Blue Q
Peace.
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