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Wednesday edition - February 11, 2009
And the jobless rate has jumped to 7.6 percent, the worst since 1974, and economists are now worried this could lead to a resurgence of disco.- Jay Leno
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
Following the government's example to produce prosperity by spending, I'm maxing out my credit cards.- Zing!
Disturbing News Uh Oh
A man who drove a pickup truck to the U.S. Capitol and said he had a delivery for President Barack Obama was arrested Tuesday after a rifle was found in the truck, police said.
And an
elderly man in Boynton Beach, Florida, was arrested after he called 911 to
report that the Burger King he was standing in had just run out of lemonade. It
is so sad to see what’s happened to John McCain since the election.- Jay
Leno
GOP Infighting
Sen. Arlen Specter (R-Pa.)
got into an on air spat Monday with prominent conservative radio host Laura
Ingraham over his support for President Barack Obama’s $800 million stimulus
package, ending
with him telling Ingraham to “get off it.” ...“Oh, get off it Laura,” he
responded. “I’m not drinking any wine at the White House and I don’t dine at the
White House. If the president wants to talk to me, I talk to him. I make my own
independent judgments, don’t give me this wine and dine baloney young lady.”
Republican-Shenanigans News
Palin's Profile Update
Alaska Attorney General
Talis Colberg, a major figure in the abuse-of-power investigation of Gov. Sarah
Palin,
has resigned, the governor's office said Tuesday.
Sarah Palin was slammed by Ashley Judd for participating in the aerial hunting of wolves in Alaska. They reached a compromise. Sarah Palin will continue shooting wolves from a helicopter but she's agreed to stop playing Wagner over the loudspeaker. - Argus Hamilton
Rock-The-Voter News
If It Walks Like A Senator, Talks Like A Senator, Then It's A Senator!
Entertainer Al Franken (D-Minn.) will spend the next two days in Washington readying himself to serve in the Senate, a move that comes even as the contested Minnesota Senate election plods on.
"Anybody here in New York for the Westminster Kennel Club dog show? Some unfortunate news. A Jack Russell Terrier had to drop out because of tax problems." --David Letterman
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Biz-Tech News
"The
President has a half-brother named George Obama who lives in Kenya that was
arrested for marijuana possession. He was telling people in his village that his
brother was the President, so they assumed he must be high and arrested him.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
It's Not Kosher!
Federal investigators say
Peanut Corporation's Georgia plant knowingly shipped products contaminated with
salmonella on 12 occasions in 2007 and 2008. The company makes peanut butter for
institutions such as nursing homes and schools, and processes peanut ingredients
used by other food companies in products ranging from energy bars to candy to
dog biscuits....Meanwhile, the Union of Orthodox Jewish Congregations of America
sent a letter to the company yesterday saying it was
terminating its kosher certification for all three plants.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Good news
and bad news from FEMA. The bad news is FEMA says some of the disaster relief
food they have may contain salmonella-tainted peanut butter. The good news is
that since it’s FEMA, it will be years before it gets to anybody.
The Poetry Corner
Steroid Age Mutant
Baseball Players Some Good News
He has gotten a phone call
from the president, a key to New York City and a standing ovation at a Broadway
show. Now the pilot who safely landed his crippled jetliner in the Hudson River
has gotten another all-American tribute — some ribbing from David Letterman.
Subject: Response to racist email
Subject: FW:
Amazing!
Hi Lisa ...
Here's an e-mail to send back to Carol Carter:
~Rick Thanks Rick! Here's an update on Carol Carter.
E-mail flap forces Tampa's Carol Carter to resign her
Republican ...
Did you have a good time today?
Offline Donation - TO: Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Click here to e-mail a comment
Odd News
Nineteen-day-old ox 'Heart,' born with a
heart-shaped marking on his forehead, relaxes at Yamakun farm in Fujisawa, near
Tokyo, Japan, Sunday, Feb. 8, 2009. Kazunori Yamazaki, 51-year-old farm owner,
said, 'Good timing for Valentine's Day.'
Peace.
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