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TGIF/Weekend edition - February 1-3, 2007
"President Bush has announced his new economic plan this week. It's called 'The Check Is In The Mail.'" --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Bombs, Away!
President Pervez Musharraf
accused Pakistan's enemies of spreading fears about the country's atomic
weapons,
as the military test-fired a nuclear-capable missile, the army said.
Disturbing News
"The Democrats will not count the Florida vote. They're punishing Florida for moving their primary up. Do you know about this? So the delegates don't count. How ironic is that? The one election in Florida that is done early and it doesn't count." --Jay Leno
It's OK When Republicans Do It
On his campaign bus recently, Sen. John McCain told reporters, "I hated the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live." Although McCain said he was referring only to his prison guards, there are many reasons why his use of the word "gook" is offensive and alarming.
BuzzFlash GOP Hypocrite of the Week
Republican Shenanigans News
"The Florida retirees didn't go for that Mitt Romney, either. He reminded them of a guy who tries to get a hold of their nest egg. ... He reminded them of a guy who sells subdivisions in the Everglades. ... He reminded them of the guy who pitches overpriced cemetery plots. ... He reminded them of the pharmacist who doesn't accept their prescription plan." --David Letterman
The State of
Alabama Dirty Politics The story out of the Frank M. Johnson Federal Courthouse in Montgomery never seems to change. It is a chronicle of abusive conduct by a federal judge who treats his judicial duties with the same level of contempt he retains for the concept of justice itself. His name is Mark Everett Fuller, and according to the sworn account of a Republican operative, testifying before Congress, he was handpicked to manage a courtroom drama to destroy Governor, Don Siegelman, and to send him off to prison, post-haste. And that's exactly what he did.
Subject: I'm deleting you from my bookmarks
Lisa,
I'm an echo chamber for the media, you say. How absurd. But, I do agree with you that I run too many dumb monkey pictures of Bush.
I felt the Obama "snub" of Hillary was FOX spin and stated so before the phototoon of which you speak. That picture was worth a thousand words. Obama missed the moment to display Democratic unity with Hillary. He knew there would be a million photos of their non-handshake and as you stated -- he turned to answer ANOTHER Senator's question. Bad choice, Barack. Bad choice, but a great picture of Hillary reaching out to shake the hand of Ted Kennedy who just endorsed Barack. Classy move, Hillary. That's a uniter.
Sadly, the Democratic party is just as divided as my viewers. I risk doing toons about any Dem candidate at the anger of the other Dems' supporters. But what I have witnessed is an all out attack on Hillary from the media. Barack has one little negative swipe at his so-called snub and you drop my site from your bookmarks. Yep, you are reflective of today's Democratic Party. God, help us all.
Good luck, Matt
Rock-The-Voter News
"Not only Bush will be out of a gig in about a year, but Cheney will also be out of the office. Don't worry about him. After leaving office, he's got it all lined up. He is going to be doing a one-man show right here on Broadway. A one-man show. It's called 'The Angina Monologues'" --David Letterman
Biz/Tech News
Lisa,
I support both Hillary and Barack.
I especially like Hillary. I always admire a woman whose husband was impeached for cheating on her -- and she didn't kill him.
I think Hillary could govern this country effectively, she's governed her life quite well amidst the barrage of media attacks on her family for decades. I won't discount her experience.
As far as NAFTA. NAFTA sure didn't help Mexico slow illegal immigration to the US, either. One of the few things I disagree with the Clintons about.
George Bush lied to Hillary and the world about the war. She wants to end this war, as does Obama. I want to know from Hillary and Barack -- are they going to hold the Bush administration accountable for their lies that got us into this war, including the treasonous act of revealing the identity of a covert CIA agent? It's time to hold our presidents accountable for their illegal actions, just think, Nixon would have gotten a year's probation for his third rate felony, the Watergate break in. He was a first time offender, after all.
Does treason call for execution by a firing squad? That might end the Republican abuse of the presidency.
I did a bumper sticker about a year ago "Clinton/Obama 2008" . I still believe that ticket would win hands down. I also believe "Obama/Clinton 2008" would win hands down, too.
Good luck to both Hillary and Barack! It's the Republicans who are the enemy!
Thanks for writing Cindy.
Bend Over And Kiss Your Ass Goodbye
The
U.S. military isn't ready for a catastrophic attack on the country, and
National Guard forces don't have the equipment or training they need for the
job, according to a report.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"Vice President Dick Cheney, 67 years old today. What a party. Friends got together and threw a big party for him, and then Cheney tortured the cake. That was good. Then they all enjoyed playing shoot the tail off the donkey." --David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Will All Hat No Cattle Stay Online? Considering all the criticism of late because I don't hate the Clintons, it will be revealing to see what my first fundraiser of 2008 will produce.
Let's laugh through political turmoil!
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Odd News
A frozen wave in the Antarctica. Sent in by an AHNC viewer. Photo/Unknown
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"Lisa, Congrats on your sweep! As George Bush might have said, 'Lucky me, I hit the trifecta.' Seriously, I'm glad to be able to salute you and all the great laughs you provide." - Daniel Kurtzman, About.com Guide to Political Humor.
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