Tuesday edition - December 9, 2008

 

 

 

Iraqis demand harsh penalty for Blackwater guards
The Associated Press - 12-9-08
BAGHDAD (AP) — Iraqi victims of a deadly shooting in Baghdad last year demanded the harshest penalty for five Blackwater Worldwide security contractors who...

 

Blackwater shootings case moved to Washington DC
The Associated Press - 12-9-08
WASHINGTON (AP) — Five Blackwater Worldwide guards charged with the unprovoked shooting that killed 14 innocent Iraqis and wounded dozens of others in 2007...

FBI: Illinois Governor Sought To "Sell" Obama's Senate Seat
ABC News - 12-9-08
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich wanted President-elect Barack Obama "to put something together…something big" in exchange for going along with Obama's choice to fill his vacant US Senate seat, according to an FBI affidavit unsealed...


 

I hope Obama puts an end to the Bush practice of hiring mercenaries.

 


 

"The President sat down with Charles Gibson for an interview. He admitted to mistakes like being unprepared for how long and difficult the Iraq war would be, and that he shouldn't have gone to war without first asking somebody what WMD stood for."- Jimmy Kimmell

 


 

 


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush


 

 

 


 

DON''T TAKE MY DADDY''S JOB AT CHRISTMAS
By: Hubert Wilson


MISTER W, PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY DADDY'S JOB!
DON'T LET OUR FAMILY BE ROBBED!
DON'T USE JOB EMIGRATION
TO ROB AMERICAN JOBS ACROSS THE NATION!
OUR FAMILY CAN'T LIVE ON MINIMUM WAGE!
ALL OF US WILL BE IN POVERTY'S CAGE!
IS YOUR COMPASSION,
LIKE OUR FOOD STAMPS, BEING RATIONED?
THE JOB OF BIG SISTER LYDIA,
WENT TO INDIA!
HER HUSBAND BEAU,
SAW HIS GO TO MEXICO!
PROUD BIG BROTHER THAD,
FOUND ARMY WORK FOR AWHILE IN BAGHDAD.
THE COUNTRY CLUB NOW HAS HIRED HIM TO CLEAN THE RESTROOM,
ONCE HE LEARNS TO USE HIS ONE HAND AND A BROOM!
HE SMILES NO MORE,
SINCE HE CAME BACK FROM YOUR WAR!
EVERY NIGHT OUR MOTHER SOBS!
MISTER W, MAYBE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS DESERVED TO LOSE YOUR JOBS?
 



 

Disturbing News


Another Czar

 

A presidentially appointed "car czar" to oversee the restructuring of struggling U.S. automakers could be named as soon as this week if Congress approves an industry bailout, House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi said in an interview aired on Tuesday.
 


 


 

"Barack Obama announced Wednesday that New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson is his choice for secretary of commerce, which should be an easy job, now that there isn't any." --Seth Meyers
 


 


 

Economy not looking good. Some bad job numbers. Employers cut over half a million jobs. This is the worst job loss in 34 years. The only bright side, at least Bush is losing his.- Jay leno
 


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Republican-Shenanigans News


 


 

 


 

And President-elect Barack Obama was on “Meet the Press” yesterday, and he told the American people the economy was “going to get worse before it gets better.” See, that’s when you know the campaign is really over. Remember before the election? “The audacity of hope!” “Yes, we can!” “A change we can believe in!” Now it’s, “We’re all screwed.”- Jay Leno

 


Political Pervert Update

 

Former Brevard County legislator Bob Allen lost another appeal in his fight to overturn his conviction for soliciting sex from an undercover police officer...He was convicted last year of soliciting oral sex from an undercover police officer in a Titusville park on July 11, 2007. Police say Allen agreed to pay the undercover officer $20 for oral sex after a conversation in a Space View Park restroom

 

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A court just ruled that Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, can't withdraw his guilty plea in the criminal case that derailed his political career.

Members of a state appeals court said this morning that Craig, who was arrested in 2007 during a sex sting at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport restroom
 


Rock-The-Voter News


www.buckfush.com


 

Bush Babbles But Eventually Blurts Out Belief In Evolution

 

 

"I think you can have both. I think evolution can — you're getting me way out of my lane here. I'm just a simple president. But it's, I think that God created the earth, created the world; I think the creation of the world is so mysterious it requires something as large as an almighty and I don't think it's incompatible with the scientific proof that there is evolution."

 


 

But the President-elect says that he still will smoke occasionally. And I remember on Election Day when he smoked John McCain, so it’s true.- David Letterman


 


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Biz-Tech News



 

President Bush has been taking some criticism for all the species he has tried to take off the Endangered Species list. In his defense, think of all those he has added, like the middle class.- LaughLines

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


Karl Rove To Name Enemies List

 

 

Enemies of President Bush take heed: Karl Rove is set to name names.

The man widely credited with Bush's two presidential victories says his new book will include an accounting of those in Washington who never accepted the president as a legitimate commander-in-chief.

 


 

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

Bush ought to take his last two months worth of paychecks and give them to Barack Obama, because he’s working harder than the President. He’s come up with a great initiative to create 2.5 million jobs for Americans. Kind of the catch is we all have to move to China.- David Letterman
 

 



 

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Odd News


THEN

 

NOW

 

 

Elian Gonzalez attends an event commemorating the anniversary of the campaign "Battle of Ideas" in Cardenas, December 6, 2008. The campaign was launched by Cuba's former President Fidel Castro, while shipwrecked boy Elian Gonzalez became the center of an international custody battle between Cuba's government and anti-Castro exiles in Miami. It was a political victory for Castro who led a crusade to bring the Gonzalez home, mobilizing millions of Cubans in rallies that bolstered support for his government. Photo/Marisol Ruiz Soto/AIN

 

Peace.