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Tuesday edition - December 9, 2008
I hope Obama puts an end to the Bush practice of hiring mercenaries.
"The President sat down with Charles Gibson for an interview. He admitted to mistakes like being unprepared for how long and difficult the Iraq war would be, and that he shouldn't have gone to war without first asking somebody what WMD stood for."- Jimmy Kimmell
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
DON''T TAKE MY
DADDY''S JOB AT CHRISTMAS
Disturbing News
Another Czar
A presidentially appointed
"car czar" to oversee the restructuring of struggling U.S. automakers could
be named as soon as this week if Congress approves an industry bailout, House of
Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi said in an interview aired on Tuesday.
"Barack
Obama announced Wednesday that New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson is his choice
for secretary of commerce, which should be an easy job, now that there isn't
any." --Seth Meyers
Economy
not looking good. Some bad job numbers. Employers cut over half a million jobs.
This is the worst job loss in 34 years. The only bright side, at least Bush is
losing his.- Jay leno Ads by Google
Republican-Shenanigans News
And President-elect Barack Obama was on “Meet the Press” yesterday, and he told the American people the economy was “going to get worse before it gets better.” See, that’s when you know the campaign is really over. Remember before the election? “The audacity of hope!” “Yes, we can!” “A change we can believe in!” Now it’s, “We’re all screwed.”- Jay Leno
Political Pervert Update
Former Brevard County legislator Bob Allen lost another appeal in his fight to overturn his conviction for soliciting sex from an undercover police officer...He was convicted last year of soliciting oral sex from an undercover police officer in a Titusville park on July 11, 2007. Police say Allen agreed to pay the undercover officer $20 for oral sex after a conversation in a Space View Park restroom
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A court just ruled that Sen.
Larry Craig, R-Idaho,
can't withdraw his guilty plea in the criminal case that derailed his political
career. Rock-The-Voter News
Bush Babbles But Eventually Blurts Out Belief In Evolution
"I think you can have both. I think evolution can — you're getting me way out of my lane here. I'm just a simple president. But it's, I think that God created the earth, created the world; I think the creation of the world is so mysterious it requires something as large as an almighty and I don't think it's incompatible with the scientific proof that there is evolution."
But the President-elect says that he still will smoke occasionally. And I remember on Election Day when he smoked John McCain, so it’s true.- David Letterman
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Biz-Tech News
President Bush has been taking some criticism for all the species he has tried to take off the Endangered Species list. In his defense, think of all those he has added, like the middle class.- LaughLines
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Karl Rove To Name Enemies List
Enemies of President Bush
take heed: Karl Rove is set to name names.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Bush ought
to take his last two months worth of paychecks and give them to Barack Obama,
because he’s working harder than the President. He’s come up with a great
initiative to create 2.5 million jobs for Americans. Kind of the catch is we all
have to move to China.- David Letterman
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Odd News
THEN
NOW
Elian Gonzalez attends an event commemorating the anniversary of the campaign "Battle of Ideas" in Cardenas, December 6, 2008. The campaign was launched by Cuba's former President Fidel Castro, while shipwrecked boy Elian Gonzalez became the center of an international custody battle between Cuba's government and anti-Castro exiles in Miami. It was a political victory for Castro who led a crusade to bring the Gonzalez home, mobilizing millions of Cubans in rallies that bolstered support for his government. Photo/Marisol Ruiz Soto/AIN
Peace.
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