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TGIF/Weekend edition - December 7-9, 2007
Condi brought back the disgraced Paul Wolfowitz and now is retaining the disgraced manager of the Iraq Embassy? I know what's going on here - these are the only people willing to work for this administration.
"The president of Iran has announced, 'We are a nuclear country.' ... You know what's scary about that? The president of Iran knows how to pronounce nuclear." --David Letterman
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
As the Transcript Turns...
Valerie Plame Wilson, whose cover as a covert CIA agent was famously blown by top Bush administration officials, told a Brown University audience last night she is pleased that the U.S. intelligence community has released an assessment concluding that Iran halted its covert nuclear weapons campaign in 2003...She said a lawyer had called her just before her talk began and told her that special prosecutor Patrick J. Fitzgerald had agreed to turn his transcripts of interviews with Mr. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney over to U. S. Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Calif
The Dumbest Things President Bush Said in 2007
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"Bush's overall approval ratings have hit an all-time low ... If Bush's numbers don't improve, he could become the first president held back and forced to repeat his presidency." --Tina Fey
Disturbing News Bush Announces Mortgage Hotline - Then Promptly Gives WRONG NUMBER
...As he announced his plan to ease the mortgage
crisis for consumers, President Bush accidentally gave out the wrong phone
number for the new “Hope Now Hotline” set up by his administration.
"We're
now finding out where all the candidates met their spouses. Barack Obama met his
wife at a law firm. John McCain met his wife at a Naval officers' dance. And
Rudy Giuliani met his third wife when he was cheating on his first wife with his
second wife." --Jay Leno
Republican Shenanigans
CIA
officials said Tuesday the agency would not allow White House policymakers in
the conference room where Iran's nuclear activity was being analyzed all year.
They kept it secret from Dick Cheney until ten days ago. It literally broke his
heart. -Argus Hamilton
Rock-the-Voter News
"The bad news is Iran is capable of making a nuclear bomb. The good news is they have to drop it from a camel." --David Letterman
"An
intellectual is a person
Biz-Tech News
"President Bush criticized the election process in Iran. He said there are groups there who try and suppress the vote, power there is in the hands of the very few, and the whole thing is dominated by religion. Hey, that is our system." --Jay Leno
Yes, that’s right, it’s time for another Republican child sex scandal!
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Subject: Natural Laws
If God(sic) created the
universe then he had to have created the natural laws that make it work: From
1+1=2 all the way to E=mc(squared.)
Thanks for writing, Dick.
Maybe the reason why the religious right believes the earth is only 5,000 years old -- because they spend more time studying the Bible instead of studying science.
I'm for Separation of Church and State in 2008.
"The
word is Dick Cheney is thinking of running for 2008. His catchy slogan: The
Pulse Stops Here." --Jay Leno
Go-F***-Yourself News
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Toyota's violin-playing robot is seen in a photo, released on December 6, 2007. Toyota Motor Corp said on Thursday it aims to put its humanoid and other advanced robots to practical use soon after 2010 to help people in factories, hospitals, homes and around town. Photo/Toyota Motor Corporation
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