TGIF/Weekend edition - December 7-9, 2007

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State Dept. retains manager of troubled embassy project
McClatchy Newspapers -
12-7-07
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CIA says it made, destroyed interrogation tapes |
Bush: Pathological liar or idiot-in-chief? |
Condi brought back the disgraced Paul Wolfowitz and now is retaining the disgraced manager of the Iraq Embassy? I know what's going on here - these are the only people willing to work for this administration.
"The president of Iran has announced, 'We are a nuclear country.' ... You know what's scary about that? The president of Iran knows how to pronounce nuclear." --David Letterman

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
US Military Deaths in Iraq at 3886 The Associated Press
Bomb in Iraq kills 3 from Fort Campbell
Female suicide bomber kills 16 in Iraq
Anti-Qaeda fighters can't bank on Iraq army jobs: US official AFP
Gates Leaves Iraq Encouraged New York Times
Remembering Pearl Harbor New York Daily News
As the Transcript Turns...
Valerie Plame Wilson, whose cover as a covert CIA agent was famously blown by top Bush administration officials, told a Brown University audience last night she is pleased that the U.S. intelligence community has released an assessment concluding that Iran halted its covert nuclear weapons campaign in 2003...She said a lawyer had called her just before her talk began and told her that special prosecutor Patrick J. Fitzgerald had agreed to turn his transcripts of interviews with Mr. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney over to U. S. Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Calif
The Dumbest Things President Bush Said in 2007
10. "And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount
of distrust that exists in this town. And I'm sorry it's the case, and I'll work
hard to try to elevate it." --interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007
Click here for the Dumbest Things President Bush Said in 2007

"Bush's overall approval ratings have hit an all-time low ... If Bush's numbers don't improve, he could become the first president held back and forced to repeat his presidency." --Tina Fey
Disturbing News
Bush Announces Mortgage Hotline - Then Promptly Gives WRONG NUMBER
...As he announced his plan to ease the mortgage
crisis for consumers, President Bush accidentally gave out the wrong phone
number for the new “Hope Now Hotline” set up by his administration.
Anyone who dialed 1-800-995-HOPE did not reach the mortgage hotline but instead
contacted the Freedom Christian Academy —
a Texas-based group that
provides Christian education home schooling material.
"We're
now finding out where all the candidates met their spouses. Barack Obama met his
wife at a law firm. John McCain met his wife at a Naval officers' dance. And
Rudy Giuliani met his third wife when he was cheating on his first wife with his
second wife." --Jay Leno

Republican Shenanigans
Romney says his White House bid not defined by Mormon faith San Francisco Chronicle
Huckabee Second in National GOP Race
Giuliani campaigns in Sarasota Bradenton Herald
Judge Dismisses Claim by Kerik Attorney The Associated Press
CIA
officials said Tuesday the agency would not allow White House policymakers in
the conference room where Iran's nuclear activity was being analyzed all year.
They kept it secret from Dick Cheney until ten days ago. It literally broke his
heart. -Argus Hamilton
Rock-the-Voter News
Gennifer Flowers leans toward Hillary for president Newsday, NY
Oprah Winfrey Presents: Barack Obama
Richardson brings two cultures to the presidential race Austin American-Statesman, TX
"The bad news is Iran is capable of making a nuclear bomb. The good news is they have to drop it from a camel." --David Letterman

"An
intellectual is a person
who has discovered something
more interesting than sex." Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)
Biz-Tech News
Oil hovers near $90 Reuters
Eli Lilly 2008 profit forecast eclipses expectations Reuters
News Corp role for Murdoch's son CNN International
Scientists Cure Mice Of Sickle Cell Using Stem Cell Technique Washington Post
"President Bush criticized the election process in Iran. He said there are groups there who try and suppress the vote, power there is in the hands of the very few, and the whole thing is dominated by religion. Hey, that is our system." --Jay Leno

Yes, that’s right, it’s time for another Republican child sex scandal!
Bush-Prison-Torture News
FBI: Gitmo Detainee Was With Bin Laden The Associated Press
Detainee's soldier status at issue in Guantánamo hearing Detroit Free Press
Evidence Ignored, German Man Detained

Subject: Natural Laws
If God(sic) created the
universe then he had to have created the natural laws that make it work: From
1+1=2 all the way to E=mc(squared.)
And the laws of thermodynamics, the law of gravity...all of them easily learned.
For example, how long does it take you to learn that Energy equals Mass times
the Square of the Speed of Light? Five minutes?
So if God wrote the bible why do we need to spend our entire lives going to
Bible School every Monday night to try to get it figured out?
Well, we know that people wrote a bunch of stories around the time of Jesus and
Emperor Constantine (some three hundred years after Jesus died) picked out the
ones that would help the emperor rule the masses. During those three hundred
years there was no "New Testament."
Anyway, all of that confusion in the Bible can be boiled down to nine little
words: "Treat others as you would like to be treated."
And that, just like the natural laws, can be learned in five minutes, even
though very few people pay much attention to it.
Dick
Thanks for writing, Dick.
Maybe the reason why the religious right believes the earth is only 5,000 years old -- because they spend more time studying the Bible instead of studying science.
I'm for Separation of Church and State in 2008.
"The
word is Dick Cheney is thinking of running for 2008. His catchy slogan: The
Pulse Stops Here." --Jay Leno
Go-F***-Yourself News
Cheney on Iran intel: 'Was Important to put it out' Baltimore Sun
Cheney Predicts Iraq Success By January 2009 U.S. News & World Report, DC
WWI museum to be closed because of Cheney speech Kansas City Star, MO

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Odd News
Eco-friendly kangaroo farts could help global warming: scientists AFP
Mesopotamian sculpture sells for record 57 million dollars AFP

Toyota's violin-playing robot is seen in a photo, released on December 6, 2007. Toyota Motor Corp said on Thursday it aims to put its humanoid and other advanced robots to practical use soon after 2010 to help people in factories, hospitals, homes and around town. Photo/Toyota Motor Corporation
Peace.