Ronald Reagan should be on the penny instead, because that is all that trickled down to most Americans when he was president.
"President Bush signed what's being billed as the Healthy
Forest Restoration Act. This is part of what he calls his clear skies
legislation. Do you know why they call it that? Once you cut down all of the
trees you have a clear view of the sky." —Jay Leno
FROM: "Lawrence Smith" lsmith61@comcast.net How about some Democratic Presidential quotes? Particularly from Slippy
Clinton? Slippy? That's a new one. So is interprety. I'll give you a Clinton quote--"It's the economy, stupid." Here's another one from Bill--"I ask you to join in a re-United States. We need to empower our people so they can take more responsibility for their own lives in a world that is ever smaller, where everyone counts. We need a new spirit of community, a sense that we are all in this together, or the American Dream will continue to wither. Our destiny is bound up with the destiny of every other American." And this last quote from Bill seems to be about you.
"You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle." FROM: "Paul Machunski" machunski@charter.net
HILLARYS ANKLES ARE AS FAT AS TED KENNEDYS
LIVER
HILLARYS ASS IS A FAT AS TED KENNEDYS HEAD
Is that a quote from the drug addict Rush? Sounds just like him.
FROM: Steve Bradenton Hi Lisa,
Hahaha Steve. I just love your work. Thanks. SUBJECT: Your website
"President Bush said this week he wants to send men to the
moon and then he was told we already did that back in 1969 and he said 'I was
drinking then I don't remember the '60s." —Jay Leno
Bush decision angers steelworkers, relieves steel consumers "President Bush also signed a law this week that would allow the timber industry to cut down excess trees. If you're in the timber industry, excess trees are the ones that haven't been cut down yet." —Jay Leno
"Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side
effects of my wisdom ." I think it is a side effect of
Oxycontin.
Limbaugh Lawyer Blames Politics in Probe
Limbaugh allegedly ' doctor shopped ' "Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth
century. " Another delusional quotation by Rush on OxyContin
Lisa....remember the we'll get em dead or alive....Mullah Omar??? How hard can it be to find a 6'5" guy in Afghanistan with a one-eyed sidekick? Good grief! Cheryl Bush is too busy stealing Iraq's oil to bother with bin Laden and boys.
NAME THAT TOON
Complaint slams DeLay on charity
Bush pursues new rules for cattle grazing Moby, after saying that Fountains of Wayne deserved to win, said that the title of Barbra Streisand's "Movie Album" was "How to Defeat Our Current Inept President." He was loudly applauded by those in the room.
Argentina says Britain admits nuclear weapons were in Falklands
war zone The Brits would have used nukes to keep the Falklands? Now that is scary.
Gusts of wind or a hard rock could spoil next month's landings of two robots designed to explore the surface of Mars, NASA said on December 2, 2003. But the U.S. space agency, shaken by the deaths of seven shuttle astronauts in February and the loss of two robotic missions to Mars in 1999, said it had spared no expense in planning for the latest rover mission. (NASA/HO)
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