TGIF/Weekend edition - December 4-6, 2009
Palin: Obama birth certificate 'a fair question'
Hundreds of Sarah Palin fans line up for book tour stop in Plano
Out to Meet Sarah Palin
has now filed papers to nominate Dick Cheney to run for president of the United
States in 2012. You may have heard of the group, Halliburton." –Jay Leno
"Everybody's talking about President Obama's speech last night. He's sending
30,000 more troops to Afghanistan. Right now, in Scandinavia, the Nobel
Committee is really rethinking the whole peace prize." –Craig Ferguson
Can Canada be trusted?
In the midst of what turned out to be a bogus espionage scare over commemorative coins, senior Pentagon officials speculated whether Canadians — widely considered to be among America's closest allies — might be "bad guys" involved in the spy caper. "Who knows?" one official wrote in secret e-mails obtained this week by The Associated Press.
The espionage warnings from the Defense Department caused an international sensation a few years ago over reports of mysterious coins with radio frequency transmitters, until they were debunked. The culprit turned out to be commemorative "poppy" quarters with a bright red flower manufactured in Canada.
reports on Sarah Palin's 'Going Rogue' bus tour. They say she's been traveling
on private planes to various stops and then just hops in the bus at the local
town. So, let's see what you got. You have Sarah Palin, who's no longer
governor, who's promoting a book she didn't actually write by going on a bus
tour which is not really a bus. Her big complaint? Politicians who aren't real."
"There's a new children's book that's coming out that features Sarah Palin as a hero. I don't want to give away the ending, but we finally find out who shot Bambi's mother." –Conan O'Brien
A Conservative's "12 Days of Christmas" by Richard Wise
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Rebirthing the Bible
The Gospel of Luke records
that, as he was dying on the cross, Jesus showed his boundless mercy by praying
for his killers this way: "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they
Not so fast, say contributors to the Conservative Bible Project.
three months of will he or won't he, the president went on all the major
networks and NBC to finally reveal what he is going to do about Afghanistan. And
for critics who say Americans haven't sacrificed for these wars, well, they have
now. Because last night, the president's speech actually preempted the annual
showing of 'A Charlie Brown Christmas.' Good grief, it's literally a war on
Christmas." –Stephen Colbert
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months of deliberation, our president, President Obama, tonight revealed his
much-anticipated plans for Afghanistan. Turns out he's decided to pave it over
and make a Wal-Mart out of it." –Jimmy Kimmel
Albania ready to receive more Guantanamo detainees The Associated Press
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is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for
President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney
five times during Vietnam. That didn't work." –Jay Leno
Chris Matthews: Dick Cheney is a 'troll' Raw Story
Hutchison Uses Cheney In Positive Ad National Journal (blog)
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