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Yep. Bush's press conference today really convinced me that he needs a lobotomy and quickly before all of our civil rights are gone.
In a speech, President Bush said, 'As president, I am responsible for the decision to go into Iraq.' Yeah, well I don't think he has to worry about other people trying to take credit for that one!—Jay Leno
"President Bush admitted that much of the intelligence that we went to war on was faulty. Well you can't blame the president for relying on faulty intelligence. It got him through college." --Jay Leno
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"A speech a day keeps the truth at bay." -- Grant Gerver
Birds of a Feather Flock Together
Want proof that loyalty and friendship mean more than politics in the Bush administration? Then go no further than Vice President Dick Cheney 's Christmas party last week, where ex-aide Lewis "Scooter" Libby, ousted after his indictment in the CIA spy-outing case, was given a hero's welcome.
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Air Force Officer Gone Wild
The Air Force Reserve is discharging a lieutenant colonel accused of causing thousands of dollars in damage by defacing cars bearing pro-Bush bumper stickers, his lawyer and military officials confirmed Friday.
For a man so bent on spreading freedom, he certainly has no problem taking it away from Americans.-- Grant Gerver
You Go Girl
Iraq war veteran L. Tammy Duckworth, a helicopter pilot who lost her legs to a rocket-propelled grenade attack, formally announced her candidacy Sunday for the congressional seat of retiring Republican Rep. Henry Hyde
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U.S. Constitution Is The New Trash Can Liner At White House
Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales this morning defended the Bush administration's domestic eavesdropping operation, saying it derived its legality from the congressional resolution permitting the use of force to fight terrorism in the wake of September 11, 2001 as well as from the "inherent powers" of the president as commander in chief.
He acknowledged that such eavesdropping would be illegal under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA). But that act, he said, makes an exception for eavesdropping when "otherwise authorized" by statute. That authorizing statute, he argued, was the 2001 resolution, known as the "Authorization to use Military Force."
"Already there have been reports of 1000 fake ballots in the Iraqi election. So it looks like another victory for Republicans." --David Letterman
The more I hear and read, the more I fear I am a member of a species on the verge of extinction: a white, native-born son of the South, dyed-in-the-wool Democrat conservative. Though my breed shall perish, never shall I be a Republican.—Zings!
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Jason Schwenke, dressed in a Santa Claus suit, is towed by a sea scooter underwater in the Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary off Key Largo, Florida, December 18, 2005. Schwenke, manager of the Florida Keys Dive Center, is providing an opportunity for customers to be photographed underwater with Santa Claus this holiday season, in exchange for a donation to a local children's shelter. Photo taken December 18, 2005. Photo by Bob Care/Florida Keys News Bureau
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