"You guys, listen to this. It turns
out the Secret Service accidentally let another random couple into a private
reception with Obama, which means at this point the White House is slightly less
exclusive than the Burger King Kids Club." –Jimmy Fallon
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"Governor
Schwarzenegger is in a bit of a feud with former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
right now. They're fighting about global warming. Palin says it isn't proven.
Schwarzenegger said she's 'living in the Stone Age.' And Palin really should
know not to mess with Arnold Schwarzenegger. This guy has been systematically
terminating women named Sarah for many years now." –Jimmy Kimmel Iraq Insurgents Spent $26
Insurgents in Iraq have occasionally intercepted video images sent from American military drones to troops in the field...The Wall Street Journal reported Thursday that Iraqi insurgents had used a $26 commercial software package called Sky Grabber, designed to use a satellite dish to intercept transmissions of movies and music, to capture some of the video feeds from unmanned aerial vehicles.
Disturbing News
"Former Democratic presidential
candidate John 'I am not the father' Edwards has bought a house for the woman he
was having an affair with. Imagine if Tiger Woods started doing that. You could
jump-start the housing market like that, and put millions of people back to
work." –Jay Leno Will Oklahoma Post Online Info About Men Who Get Vasectomies?
A judge could determine Friday
whether to allow an Oklahoma law to go forward
that
will post information online about women who get abortions in the state --
an act critics say would be harassment and an invasion of privacy.
Republican-Shenanigans News
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"And the Golden Globe nominations came
out yesterday. President Obama picked up a nomination for best Democrat acting
like a Republican. So, congratulations." –Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
$23 Billion To Rebuild Afghanistan. $0 for US Health Care
The United States has spent over $23 billion on reconstruction and development contracts in Afghanistan since 2002, and auditors say about $1 billion of this is waste, a U.S. senator said on Thursday.
"Did you hear about what happened a
couple of months ago at the White House? There were some tourists taking the
tour of the White House. And the next thing you know, they're invited to have
breakfast with the president. So they went in and had breakfast with the
president. And it turns out it was a huge mistake. They crashed breakfast with
the president. And everybody was very upsetb ut the Secret Service said that the
couple had been properly screened. Well, that's great. Who's screening the
Secret Service? That's what I want to know!" –David Letterman
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Biz-Tech News
"Well,
earlier this week at the White House, President Obama met with a group of the
nation's top Wall Street bankers face-to-face. The meeting went well, although
the bankers did charge President Obama 25 bucks for not using the ATM out front.
See, it costs more if you see them in person." –Jay Leno
Fox versus Time Warner Cable
News Corp's Fox television unit said on Friday that testy carriage negotiations with Time Warner Cable Inc could leave viewers unable to see Fox programming, including "American Idol" and NFL football...Time Warner Cable confirmed that the talks are ongoing but said Fox's current demands "are unreasonable and excessive, especially in this economic climate."
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Dear Lisa,
So after Silvio Berlusconi gets smashed in the face with a statue by a guy named Tartaglia, another man with unknown motives manages to make it into the hospital where he is recovering. “I can’t explain what’s happening,” said the Berlusconi spokesman Mario Puzo. - Laugh Lines
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Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
This image
provided by NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Tuesday Dec. 15, 2009 shows hundreds
of brilliant blue stars wreathed by warm, glowing clouds. The festive portrait
is the most detailed view of the largest stellar nursery in our local galactic
neighborhood. The massive, young stellar grouping, called R136, is only a few
million years old and resides in the 30 Doradus Nebula, a turbulent star-birth
region in the Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC), a satellite galaxy of our Milky Way.
There is no known star-forming region in our galaxy as large or as prolific as
30 Doradus.
Peace.
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