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Thursday edition - December 18, 2008
Let's just tar and feather Cheney and be done with it. Or, at the very least, throw a shoe at him.
"The current administration, of course, is winding down, not just President Bush, but everybody is sort of talking about the eight years. Yesterday, Dick Cheney was interviewed by ABC News, and he reflected on his eight years in office. Yeah. And he turned into a bat and disappeared in a puff of smoke." --Conan O'Brien
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
"As you know, the Bush administration has a new slogan: 'Duck!'" --Jay Leno
"I didn't compromise my soul to be a popular guy." - George W. Bush in a wide-ranging interview with Fox News Channel
"Have you watched this tape? Some people are criticizing the Secret Service, because the shoe thrower caught them off guard. The man was able to throw a second shoe. A spokesman for the Secret Service said, 'Sorry, but we were laughing our asses off.'" --Conan O'Brien
Disturbing News Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Any Weirder, It Does
An Egyptian man said Wednesday
he was offering his 20-year-old daughter in marriage to Iraqi journalist
Muntazer al-Zaidi, who threw his shoes at U.S. President George W. Bush in
Baghdad Sunday,
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Republican-Shenanigans News
You Bet Your Dupa
Turns out the joke's on
Arlen Specter.
Northern Exposure
Alaska officials are investigating racist jokes about
President-elect Barack Obama that have been circulating on state government
e-mail accounts. Rock-The-Voter News
Queen Elizabeth has announced that the economy is so bad in England, she is asking all members of the royal family to reduce their spending, otherwise, they would face the ultimate disaster, you know, having to get a real job." --Jay Leno
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Biz-Tech News
"I was impressed by how nimbly President Bush was able to dodge those shoes. I know he's got a lot of dodging experience from his years during the Vietnam War, but this was pretty slick." --Jimmy Kimmel
New Credit Card Rules
Federal regulators on
Thursday adopted sweeping new rules for the U.S. credit card industry that will
shield consumers from increases in interest rates on existing account balances
among other changes.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Dick Cheney Speaks
“The most important thing,” Dick Cheney told Emanuel with a sober stare, “is that you have to control your vice-president.”
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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