Thursday edition - December 17, 2009
Palin meant no disrespect with blacked-out hat
Clinton Says US Plans to Contribute to Climate Fund
Klayman Demands White House Healthcare Documents
So Sarah blacks out John McCain's name on a visor she's wearing so no one will know who she is. Well, that worked out well. What, the souvenir shops were out of visors? It seems Sarah Palin is as delusional as her followers. No wonder comedians love her.
the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin? She is now saying that global
warming is a conspiracy. Doesn't believe it is true, even though she can see the
polar ice cap melting from her house." –David Letterman
Costco customer Helen Rappaport told The Salt Lake Tribune that she couldn't find tomatoes at a warehouse in Salt Lake City last week because, the manager told her, they were taken off shelves while Sarah Palin visited during her book tour.
Did Costco take away the eggs too?
was made this week. This weekend Houston became the first city to ever elect an
openly lesbian mayor. That's not the part that made history. The part that made
history, finally a woman in the news not accused of sleeping with Tiger Woods."
"During his speech at a Home Depot in Washington, D.C., today, President Obama said he thinks energy efficiency and retrofitting are 'sexy.' He had to cut the speech short, however, after Al Gore showed up and tried to give him a lap dance." –Jimmy Fallon
Tea Party More Popular Than Republicans or Democrats
Just how angry
is the public with the country's two leading political parties? Angry enough
that the conservative, libertarian-leaning Tea Party movement is more popular
than either the Democratic or the Republican parties, according to the latest
NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll.
The Republican Party maintains its net-negative favorable/unfavorable rating in the poll, with 28 percent viewing it positively and 43 percent seeing it in a negative light.
For the first time in more than two years, the Democratic Party also now holds a net-negative fav/unfav, at 35-45 percent.
By comparison, the NBC/WSJ poll shows the Tea Party movement with a net-positive 41-23 percent score.
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Lieberman has gone from having Joe-mentum to having Joe-mentia." –Stephen
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White House announced that Guantanamo Bay's detainees will be sent to a prison
in Illinois. There's like 500 terrorists and suspected terrorists and alleged
terrorists down there in Guantanamo Bay in Cuba. And they'll be moved now to a
prison in Illinois. And I was thinking, well, this really should make up for
Chicago not getting the Olympics." –David Letterman
Swiss say they will accept 1 Guantanamo detainee The Associated Press
Judge: Gangs more deadly than some Gitmo detainees The Associated Press
week, one White House official said that the recession was over. And then,
another White House official said, no, it's definitely not over. You wonder how
those party crashers got in, huh?" –David Letterman
Two Legged Dog Gives Hope To Disabled Vets
Born without front legs to a
junkyard dog around Christmas 2002, Faith the puppy was rejected and abused by
her mother. She was rescued by Reuben Stringfellow, now an Army E-4 specialist,
who had been asked to bury other puppies in the litter...That sense of hope is
especially important for Faith's visits to Army bases. Last weekend she headed
to Washington state, where she met with as many as 5,000 soldiers at McChord Air
Force Base and Fort Lewis. Some of the soldiers were headed to war, some were
"She just walks around barking and laughing and excited to see them all," Jude Stringfellow said. "There is a lot of crying, pointing and surprise. From those who have lost friends or limbs, there can be silence. Some will shake my hand and thank me, some will pat her on the head. There is a lot of quiet, heartfelt, really deep emotion."
Dick Cheney is still hiding out. I wonder if Scooter Libby and he are still close?
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Elin moves out of Tiger's den MiamiHerald.com
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was released by the St Matthew-in-the-City Anglican church in Auckland shows an
apparently naked Virgin Mary and Joseph in bed together. The billboard has
sparked the ire of conservative Christians in New Zealand.