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Monday edition - December 15, 2008
I’m amazed that not one secret service agent would take a shoe for the president!
"So what if a guy threw a shoe at me." - George W Bush
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
And according to “The Washington Post,” during his eight years in office, President Bush spent 2,496 hours on the treadmill, elliptical machine, and mountain bike. And spent another 15 minutes working on the economy.- Jay Leno
The Saudi
prince who owns a double-decker "flying palace" and recently raised his bet on
Citigroup
lost $4 billion in the past year, according to a published report Sunday,
showing that even the ultra-rich are getting pinched by the global financial
crisis.
"This is your farewell kiss, you dog!" Muntadar al-Zeidi, the reporter who threw two shoes at Bush, is a correspondent for Al-Baghdadia television, an Iraqi-owned station based in Cairo, Egypt.
Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoe at Bush - You Tube
Another Bush Video - Papa Bush - YouTube
Disturbing News
In a recent interview with ABC, President Bush said he is not a literalist when it comes to the Bible, or the Constitution either, for that matter.- Jay Leno
Twelve Years To Fix A Computer Glitch?
Surviving
spouses of war veterans have been wrongfully denied up to millions of dollars in
government benefits over the past 12 years due to computer glitches
that often resulted in money being seized from the elderly survivors' bank
accounts.
Two boys
approached a U.S. soldier, pulled out a pistol and handed it over. They got a
smile and some candy in return. Ads by Google
Republican-Shenanigans News
Golden Globe nominations out today, and Sarah Palin was nominated for one. Her category is Outstanding Comedy Performance in a Presidential Campaign.- David Letterman
Palin Thrown Under the Straight Talk Express
Sen. John McCain said Sunday he would not necessarily support his former running mate if she chose to run for president.
Rock-The-Voter News
Three a.m. and the phone was ringing! W. picked it up. Yup, it was Blago! “Listen, George, I’ve got a %$#&* Senate seat for the Republicans here! I can let you have it for a pardon! Whaddaya say? Deal?” - Laugh Lines
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Biz-Tech News
OPEC
OPEC, the producer of 42
percent of the world’s oil, may make the biggest supply cut in a decade to halt
the plunge in crude prices as demand drops for the first time since 1983.
American taxpayers: The ATM for government. - Zing!
Bush-Prison-Torture News
On his farewell visit to Iraq, President Bush was given an autographed waterboard. - Grant Gerver
I heard this from a colleague yesterday: "We're bailing out the very banks that will be foreclosing on us." - Grant Gerver
Lawyer Admits Leak
A former
Justice Department lawyer says he tipped off the news media about the Bush
administration's warrantless eavesdropping program
because it "didn't smell right," Newsweek magazine reported Sunday.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
If America were an apartment, I don't think President Bush would get his security deposit back. - Zing!
Bush Continues To Live Up To His Reputation As An Assholio
The White House
has turned down a request from the family of President-elect Barack Obama to
move into Blair House in early January so that his daughters can start school on
Jan. 5.
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NOTICE: Amazon has discontinued it's payboxes as of December 11, 2008 I received this email from Amazon on December 8
Dear
Amazon Honor System member:
And blah, blah, blah.
How odd that Amazon would remove this valuable service with only 3 days notice. Oh well, PayPal must be happy.
Odd News
After a two year visit to the United States and Canada , Michelangelo's David is returning to Italy.
The tour was sponsored by McDonalds, KFC and Starbucks
Peace.
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