"The peace prize was handed out in Oslo, Norway, but Oslo's been in news this week because of that big swirly thing in the sky over Oslo. Wait! Wait! Strange starlike object over Oslo, right before Obama arrives, a gift of a gold medal given by a group of wise men. Nah. No. Even MSNBC are going, 'Nah, you took it too far.'" –Craig Ferguson
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"According to a new poll that just came out, 44 percent of Americans wish President Bush were back in office. However it's only 20 percent if you exclude comedy writers." –Conan O'Brien
Bush Caused Population Explosion in Africa
Under President George W.
Bush , the United States withdrew from its decades-long role as a global leader
in supporting family planning, driven by a conservative ideology that favored
abstinence and shied away from providing contraceptive devices in developing
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Africa but prohibited groups from spending any of it on family planning services
or counseling programs, whose budgets flat-lined...researchers, Africa experts
and veteran U.S. health officials now think that PEPFAR also
contributed to Africa's epidemic population growth by undermining efforts to
help women in some of the world's poorest countries exercise greater control
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"Not such a great day for the health care reform. The so-called public option died on the Senate floor today. It could have survived, but apparently it had a pre-existing condition." –Craig Ferguson
Bye Bye Blackwater
The US Central Intelligence Agency has cancelled a contract with a security company formerly known as Blackwater Worldwide that allowed the company to load bombs on CIA drones in Pakistan and Afghanistan, The New York Times reported late Friday
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"Big day for President Obama. During his Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech in Norway, Obama stated, 'Let us reach for the world that ought to be — that spark of the divine that still stirs within each of our souls.' Obama got those words from his new speechwriter, Ken Hallmark." –Jimmy Fallon
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US House Sticks It To Homeowners
In a win for the banking industry, the U.S. House of Representatives voted on Friday to reject a measure that would have allowed bankruptcy judges to change the terms of mortgages for distressed homeowners.
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