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House Votes to Ban Harsh CIA Methods
The Associated Press -12-14-07
WASHINGTON (AP) — The House approved an
intelligence bill Thursday that would prohibit the CIA from using
waterboarding, mock executions and other harsh..
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Inspector General for Iraq Under Investigation
Washington Post, United States -
12-14-07
By Robin Wright Over the past four years, Inspector
General Stuart W. Bowen Jr. and his staff have probed allegations of waste
and fraud in the $22 billion US effort to rebuild Iraq. Their work
has led to arrests, indictments and millions of dollars in |
Pelosi: Republicans "Like" the War in Iraq
ABC News - 12-14-07
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., is drawing heat
for suggesting her political opponents are fond of the war in Iraq.
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We're America! Why should we
torture? We should just hire one of our ultra wealthy pharmaceutical companies
to develop a fool proof truth serum!
"Now
there is a new biography of President Bush out, have you heard this? Where it
says the president cries a lot. The president said, 'I do tears.' So lets see,
he's impulsive, he's stubborn, he's weepy. Sorry Hillary, apparently we already
have our first female president." --Bill Maher

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Another Defeat for Bush
In a stinging defeat for
the Bush administration, one of seven Miami men accused of plotting to join
forces with Al Qaeda to blow up Chicago's Sears Tower
was acquitted yesterday, and the case against the rest ended in a hung jury.
Email
Subject: Pelosi & Impeachment
I've come to the
conclusion that the reason Nancy Pelosi won't Impeach or
pull out of the war is that the only economy we have left is the war economy.
If they stopped the war we would go into a Depression. The job market is
closing up and people are scared. It is the only thing that makes sense to me.
Without the war - what do we have to generate jobs? We need the alternative
energy
job market to open up but that will never happen under Bush.
Susan
Either that or she doesn't want to be the first female House Speaker to impeach
a president, and lose. She doesn't have enough votes anyway.
Send your Comments
Disturbing News

Huckabee Chooses Jesus as Running Mate: Move to Shore Up Evangelical Base
Andy Borowitz (satire)

Republican
Shenanigans
The White
House released its annual Christmas comedy video starring Barney the dog and
President Bush on Wednesday. This year it's much shorter than planned. The scene
where Barney is chewing on the leg of a detainee at Guantanamo had to be burned.
- Argus Hamilton

New Jersey Is #1
With New
Jersey poised to become the first state in four decades to abolish the death
penalty, opponents of the practice declared a historic victory and hoped other
states would follow suit.
The Assembly voted 44-36 on Thursday to approve the legislation, which passed
the Senate on Monday by a 21-16 vote.
Gov. Jon S. Corzine said he will sign it within a week.

Imus: "Why don't you like Huckabee? Because you're gay, or what?"
Media Matters for America
Rock-The-Voter News

"Congress asked several current and former baseball players to testify before
them about the steroid scandal but only two players showed up. Apparently the
others players don't have the balls." --Craig Ferguson
Biz-Tech News
Top Ten Good Things
About Marrying Into The Bush Family - David Letterman
10. Great deals on Fallujah honeymoon
9. You'll inherit President Bush's extensive collection of Chuck Norris
memorabilia
8. It's a good bet the wedding reception will have an open bar
7. Might see Cheney shoot an old guy-- still a reference, folks
6. Learning from grandma Barbara how to spit chaw
5. Every Wednesday is Taco Night
4. What could be more fascinating than learning what makes Jeb tick?
3. If half the family hates you, you still have better approval rating
that George Bush
2. W. can lend you the "Mission Accomplished" banner to put up in the
bedroom
1. Little chance you'll be the dumbest guy in the family

Bush-Prison-Torture
News
New Bush
Coins! Excellent video
The Latest
Additions to the Republican Dictionary
C
Compassion - When Conservatives work against equal rights for people, economic
freedoms for the poor, reproductive freedoms for women, and so on. See Hate.
E
Executive Privilege - A power that the Bush Administration uses frequently so
nobody can see what it's doing. See Wiretapping.
F
Facts - An invention of the West Coast Liberals and has a strong Anti-Republican
bias. Often works with a creation of the East Coast Liberals, known as Reality,
in order to do tag team assaults on the Conservative Movement in general.
G
God - Money and/or Campaign Donors.
H
Hate - When Liberals make fun of Conservatives. See Compassion.
I
I can't recall - You train for over a month to prepare your testimony in front
of Congress and then you get nervous or something... Right...
P
People die in war, get over it! - When Blackwater murders Iraqi Civilians. See
Terrorism.
Persecution - When Right Wing Christians aren't able to force their
religious/political views down your throat.
Personal Responsibility - Only applies to you if you are poor.
R
Reality - An invention of the East Coast Liberals and has a strong Anti-Bush
bias. Often works with a creation of the West Coast Liberals, known as Facts, in
order to do tag team assaults on the Conservative Movement in general.
T
Terrorism - When Al Qaeda in Iraq murders Iraqi Civilians.
Torture - Like swimming, freestyle, backstroke.
Tough on Crime - Putting the poor and/or minorities in jail.
Traitor - A person who was right when he/she said Iraq had no WMD, that there
was no Iraq-Al Qaeda link, that Rumsfeld was a failure, that things are going to
smoothly over there, and so on.
V
Vice President - An enigma. Has all of the privileges, but none of the
responsibilities, of the Executive Branch.
Voter Fraud - The crisis of the poor and/or minorities actually voting (GASP!).
W
W is for
Waterboarding - George Bush's middle name.
Wiretapping - If you have nothing to hide, then you have nothing to fear, right?
Witch Hunt - Prosecuting members of the Bush Administration.
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This
handout photo released in Seoul by the Ministry of Science and Technology shows
a combo of cloned cats that have a fluorescence protein gene and glowing under
ultraviolet beams. The technology could help develop treatments for human
genetic diseases, the developers said. Photo/MST
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