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Rumvee has a nice ring to it -- hopefully it's Rumsfeld for whom the bell tolls.
“It's amazing. We can't get armored Humvees for our troops in Iraq. We can only get them for celebrities in Los Angeles. Doesn't it somehow seem unfair?” -- Jay Leno
I don’t remember seeing this at the Olympics click here
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Prospects for Saddam trial still uncertain Albany Times Union, N.Y.
Lawyer Urges Red Cross to Examine Saddam Guardian, U.K.
U.S. denies Saddam on hunger strike CBC News
U.S. Army: Saddam's jailed top aides end food protest Turkish Press, Turkey
Palestine apologizes to Kuwait for Saddam support Aljazeera.com
Iraqi president criticizes U.S., coalition for disbanding army WSTM-TV
Australia to send logistics trainers to Iraq Independent Online
Twenty-one die as 'petrol bus' explodes after collision Ireland Online
AP Survey Finds Public Doubts Growing on Iraq Editor & Publisher,
Army Repair Posts Scramble to Keep the Troops Equipped washingtonpost.com
U.S. expert: Bush manipulated N. Korea intelligence like he did in Iraq AFP
A succinct analysis of the
election:
The Democrats' mistake was thinking that a disastrous war
and national bankruptcy would be of concern to the electorate.
The Republicans correctly saw that the chief concern of the
electorate was to keep gay couples from having an abortion.
~ Author unknown
"I didn’t want, you know, 'Died deluded in Iraq' over my gravestone," says Pfc. Dan Felushko
Disturbing News
Lieberman on list to become next Homeland Security Director WTNH
Kiev lawmakers reopen poison probe CNN International
Exodus of Staff Hobbles the FBI Los Angeles Times
"A soldier asked Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld a really tough question. It was kind of embarrassing. He asked, ‘Why don't we have proper armor for our vehicles?’ The guy who asked the question was Army Specialist Thomas Wilson. No, I'm sorry. No, Latrine Specialist Thomas Wilson. I'm sorry. He's been reassigned.” -- Jay Leno
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2004 Political Dot-Comedy Awards AllHatNoCattle was nominated for the Best Bush Humor Category! |
Graphic By Patricia Gerber -- San Francisco
This Week's Top Ten Conservative Idiots
Republican Shenanigans
Congressional Republicans enhanching power with rules changes Palm Beach Post, Fla.
Rudy tells W he's sorry for brouhaha New York Daily News
Bush Says Voters Gave Him Mandate to Overhaul Social Security Bloomberg
GOP May Target Use of Filibuster washingtonpost.com
FCC Requests Tape of Olympics Reuters
Rock-The-Voter News
Kerry Asks to View Ballots New York Times, N.Y.
"The right-wing media has
become a partisan propaganda arm of the Republican
National Committee. We have an ideological press that's interested in the
election
of Republicans, and a mainstream press that's interested in the bottom line.
Therefore, we don't have a vigilant, independent press whose interest is the
American people." --
Bill Moyers
Biz-Tech News
Halliburton hires Colombian mercenaries Al-Jazeera.Net, Qatar
Web site compares drugs for 'best buys' USATODAY.com
Clinton Stumps for Newest Search Engine Ziff Davis
Bogus E-Mail Worries Users Of Cell Phones washingtonpost.com
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Senator presses Pentagon over suppression of evidence in prisoner abuse cases AFP
New Detainee Deaths Uncovered in Afghanistan YubaNet, Calif.
Changes Behind the Barbed Wire Washington Post
“Sen. John McCain thinks that Congress might have to step in and control the use of steroids in sports. And baseball commissioner Bud Selig agrees. Is this Congress' number one priority now? Did we win the war?” -- Jay Leno
Odd News
eBay Ad Lists Manhattan Judge for Sale The Ledger, Fla.
80-year-old survives after 18 hours in sea Sun-Sentinel.com , Fla.
Drunken British soldier fined for 'suicide bomber' fancy dress outfit
Bush has 50-50 chance of pulling off Mideast peace: Clinton AFP
Teen cleaning up beach finds 20-pound brick of marijuana NEPA News, Pa.
A 10th/11th-century limestone relief of St. Peter, found in a salvage yard and used as a pet gravestone, went to auction on Dec. 10, 2004 for an estimated 40,000 to 60,000 pounds ($76,000 to $115,000). The relief, made from Oolitic limestone, is incredibly rare, as few reliefs of this period have survived. (Sotheby's)
Peace.
