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December 10, 2003
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Dean rivals brush off announcement
Marin Independent-Journal, CA - 12-10-03
...The Clintons say they won't endorse in the primary. Sen.
Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., said she considers it "important to coalesce
around a nominee" picked by the party.
"I remember back in December of 1991, when my husband was, I don't think,
above 4 percent in the polls," she said in New York. "I remember all the way
through the months of the primaries and the caucuses there was a hard-fought
battle."...
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Clark not ruling out Sen. Clinton as running mate
Portsmouth Herald, NH - 12-10-03
... Hillary Clinton - she ... Clark made his comments about
Clinton the same day that former Vice President Al Gore endorsed Clark rival
Howard Dean, boosting ... |
Wesley Clark: Hillary Clinton could be my veep
Fort Lauderdale Sun Sentinel, FL - 12-1-9-03
PORTSMOUTH, NH -- On the presidential campaign trail
Tuesday, Wesley Clark said he has not ruled out Hillary Clinton as his
running mate, if he wins the ... |
Wesley Clark is as intelligent as he is
Hollywood handsome.
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THE DEAN NATION
By Dan Tyler
With Big Al’s endorsement, it appears that Dr. Dean is on his way
to securing the nomination as his party’s candidate to challenge George Bush
next November. Many pundits are saying he’s unstoppable. If he does (and I
think he will) get the nomination, his achievement will be regarded as one
of the biggest upsets in modern American politics. If he beats Bush (and I
pray he does), his election will mark a revolutionary transformation of our
electoral process. Friends, we are truly witnessing something historic and
profoundly hopeful...
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CLICK HERE: Bush Numbers Virtually Unchanged by Thanksgiving Trip To Visit
Troops in Iraq, New Zogby Poll Reveals
Today in History - December 10
1817:
Mississippi becomes the 20th state in the United
States.
1868: The world's first traffic lights, built off London's Parliament
Square, begin operation.
1869: The territory of Wyoming authorizes women to vote and hold office.
1901: The first Nobel Prizes are awarded in Stockholm, Sweden, in the
fields of physics, chemistry, medicine, literature, and peace.
1950: Dr. Ralph Bunche becomes the first African-American to receive a
Nobel Peace Prize.
1953: With an investment of $7,600, Hugh Hefner published the first
"Playboy" magazine.
1964:
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., received the Nobel Peace
Prize.
1967:
Otis Redding and four members of the Bar-Kays (Otis’
backup group) were killed in the crash of a private plane near Madison,
Wisconsin

Dear Lisa,
While I have no problem with the exam paper from Alan I would like
to point out that most of the answers came from a book entitled
Anguished English by Richard Lederer. It's a very funny book which is
made up of the many mistakes made by students and many others.
In fact most of them are from American students.
Sincerely,
John Grant
Kagoshima, Japan
p.s. I doubt Dubya could have answered as well as was written.
Dear
John,
So good to hear from you again.
Alan does with words, what I do with phototoons. A collage, of sorts. haha
I just love British humor.
Thanks for writing.
Lisa

Bush Royalty
"Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
Steven Wright
"But I don't get a lot of business because
my nephew is president or my brother was president."
- Prescott Bush, Jr. - China/USA Chamber of
Commerce
click here for 2002 USA Today article
I did a
toon last year about Prescott Bush
click here

C & C has a nice ring to it.
"The New York Times says a lot of
people in Iraq are afraid Saddam Hussein could come back. Come back? He never
left, he's still there!" —Jay Leno

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Bust Bob Novak: Tell
Novak's Bosses to Give the Traitor the Boot!
Commentary: Bob Witkowski
AtWitsEnd.org (scroll down)
12/09/03 - And What
About Albert?
Okay..big news today is Gore's endorsement of Dean. My
first reaction was shock. (Why Dean? Why now?) My second reaction was sadness.
(Poor Joe. Didn't even get called. Poor John, after all he did for you in 2000.
Poor Wesley...well, doesn't matter.) My third reaction was 'Who cares'?
And that's the one I'm going with. I don't intend to be
specious here. But really, what does it matter other than coverage over two news
cycles? Not much....

Call Me, Al
Mother Jones, CA - 12-10-03
... Joseph Lieberman, Gore’s running-mate in 2000, expressed
surprise at Gore's decision,
saying, "Al Gore has endorsed someone here who has taken positions ...
"They had a big blizzard down in Washington
D.C. It was bad, so bad that President Bush had to cancel six fund-raisers."
—David Letterman

"Americans have different ways of saying
things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say
"stupid psychopathic git."
Alexai Sayle.
General Wesley Clark
General Wesley K. Clark
• West Point Valedictorian
• Oxford University Masters Degree in Philosophy, Politics, and Economics
• Rhodes Scholar
• Vietnam Veteran
• Four Star General
• NATO Supreme Allied Commander (SACEUR) - Kosovo
• Board Chairman Wavecrest
Technologies
• CNN Analyst
• Author
President Hotdog

George W. Bush
- C average - High School
- College - Daddy bought his admission to Yale because he had
a C average.
- Graduate School - Daddy bought his way into Harvard after
U. of Texas Law School turned him down.
- Business - Daddy and some Saudi's bought him into a
business
- Baseball team owner - He got Texas to build him a baseball
stadium then sold it for than 30x what he invested
- Texas Governor - Daddy got his friends to donate lots of
money.
- President - Daddy got lots of friends to donate lots of
money.

Don't Forget Florida.

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