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Thursday edition - November 8, 2007
One out of four homeless people are veterans? I guess we only support our troops in the war zone.
Pat Robertson is endorsing Giuliani. Praise the lard.- Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Rush To Arms
“We have 190,000 lost
weapons because they were not distributed properly,” said Maj. Gen. Abdul Karim
Khalaf, an Interior Ministry spokesman...Many of those weapons were distributed
when Gen. David H. Petraeus, now the American commander in Iraq, was in charge
of training and equipping Iraqi security forces in 2004 and 2005.
General Petraeus has said that he decided to arm the Iraqi forces as quickly as
possible, before tracking systems were fully in place.
French President's Fact Checker As Accurate as Bush's Fact Checker
Nicolas Sarkozy
made a minor gaffe on his first U.S. visit as France's president
by wrongly suggesting that Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has recent
immigrant roots.
Subject: Bush comments
Hi Lisa,
Thank you for your service in educating our children.
Bush never lets facts or his mangling of the Constitution get in his way.
My fav pic of Bush 'in uniform"
Disturbing News
Rudy's Albatross?
Federal prosecutors plan
to ask a grand jury Thursday
to indict Rudy Giuliani's ex-police commissioner, Bernard Kerik, on a
variety of corruption and tax fraud charges.
Republican Shenanigans
"Fox News shows more sexualized violence and humiliation than probably any other network -- all in the name of condemning it -- while under-showing violence in Iraq, all in the name of supporting it. After this video, smart viewers and advertisers will boycott Fox." -Gloria Steinem
Tony Snow: Not Back At Fox News
Tony Snow was talking with ABC News execs last week, but he's apparently making the rounds of all the news shows, says a network news source. Snow didn't respond to an e-mail. But interestingly, President Bush's ex-press secretary "doesn't want to go back to Fox News"
Rock-The-Voter News
Fox guest accuses Hillary of revenge cat killings
Giuliani agrees to be re-Baptised by Pat Robertson on The 700 Club - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Biz-Tech News
I Never Thought I would hear Date Rape Drug and Toys in the Same Sentence - Thanks Consumer Product Safety Commission!
U.S. safety officials have voluntarily recalled about 4.2 million Chinese-made Aqua Dots toys contaminated with a powerful "date rape" drug that has caused some children to vomit and lose consciousness upon ingesting the contents.
Bush claims
he wants to work with the Democrats. Yeah, right. The same way a 5- year- old
with a magnifying glass wants to work with ants. - Will Durst
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Internet Spying
It would be difficult to
say whose e-mail, text messages or Internet phone calls the government is
monitoring at any given time, but according to a former AT&T employee, the
government has warrantless access to a great deal of Internet traffic should
they care to take a peek.
People like the President because he seems like a guy you could have a beer with. But now it's time to take away the car keys.- Will Durst
Go-F***-Yourself News
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Odd News
A polar bear cub kisses his mother in Wapusk National Park on the shore of Hudson Bay near Churchill, Manitoba, Canada Sunday, Nov. 4, 2007. Photo/The Canadian Press, Jonathan Hayward
Peace.
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