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Wednesday edition - October 7, 2007
I just heard on CNN that Pat Robertson, televangelist, is endorsing Rudy Giuliani, a pro-choice and pro-gay rights Catholic. The world is ending, prepare for the rapture immediately!
Condi Rice denounced General Pervez Musharraf for his crackdown in Pakistan on Monday. The same day, President Bush defended Musharraf as a strong fighter against radicals. This was enough to convince the tabloids they're no longer seeing each other. - Argus Hamilton
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Dollars for Dictators
Congress and the Bush
administration are taking a second look at U.S. aid to Pakistan in the wake of
President Pervez Musharraf's declaration of martial law and a crackdown on his
political opponents.
You Know You're a Republican/Democrat If...
You know you're a
Republican if you support George Bush's plan to put a man on Mars.
Disturbing News
"And tensions are very high between Iraq and Turkey. You see, this is where President Bush, I don't think he understands these issues, you know? Like today, he warned the American people we could be in for a rough Thanksgiving." - Jay Leno
From 2001
On November 7, 2001, BBC
Television’s Newsnight and the Guardian of London reported that the Bush
administration thwarted investigations of Dr. A.Q. Khan, known as the “father”
of Pakistan’s atomic bomb. This week, Khan confessed to selling atomic secrets
to Libya, North Korea, and Iran.
Republican Shenanigans
A Republican Investigating Televangelists?
CBS News has learned Sen. Charles Grassley of Iowa, the ranking Republican on the Senate Finance Committee, is investigating six prominent televangelist ministries for possible financial misconduct.
Environmentalist George W. Bush asks Congress to lower speed limits by 1 mph - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Rock-The-Voter News
Stephen Colbert: he's way too good for either party.- Grant Gerver,
www.seriouskidding.com
Biz-Tech News
Not to worry: the Dollar is still holding its own against Confederate money. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Toy stores add "leaded" and "unleaded" sections - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Hugo Chavez Comments on Cheney's Gaffe
Venezuelan
President Hugo Chavez mocked U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney's recent verbal
blunder confusing Venezuela with Peru, saying it shows the United States is
governed by a "bunch of ignorant fools.".."Since those who govern the United
States are a bunch of ignorant fools... he thinks I'm president of Peru."
Go-F***-Yourself News
Subject: Scarborough
I JUST HATE
HYPOCRITES AHNC,AND THERE IS NO BIGGER HYPOCRITE ALIVE TODAY THAN JOE
SCARBOROUGH.I CAME ACROSS YOUR SITE BY ACCIDENT, You are very welcome. And welcome to AHNC! I have a huge archives section you must catch up on.
This is my eighth year making fun of right wing hacks, even ones that threaten me, such as Joe Scarborough.
I believe America deserves better than him and his ilk.
Thank you for writing.
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Odd News
This is a south side view of Massachusetts Institute of Technology's Stata Center in Cambridge, Mass., photographed on April 29, 2004. MIT has filed a negligence suit against world-renowned architect Frank Gehry citing flaws in his design causing leaks. Photo/ Bizuayehu Tesfaye
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