"Some pictures of President Obama posted on the internet seem to show the President looking very thin. ... They say he looks too thin, but White House docs say not to worry, Barack Obama's one of those guys who can eat whatever he wants and still not gain weight. Yet another reason for Rush Limbaugh to hate him." –Jay Leno
 

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• US military deaths in Iraq war at 4359‎

• US military deaths in Afghanistan region at 833‎

• At least 25 hurt in U.S. troop search in Afghanistan

• Army: Shooting suspect was bound for Afghanistan

• 2 coalition service members missing in Afghanistan

• Afghan insurgents make wreckage of U.S. armored vehicles

• Palestinian shock: President says he wants to quit

"Over in Washington, President Obama called and congratulated Republican Bob McDonnell today after he won the governorship in Virginia. Obama then moved Virginia to the bottom of the swine flu vaccine waiting list." –Jimmy Fallon
 

Jon Stewart Channels Glenn Beck

Comedian Jon Stewart channeled conservative TV and radio host Glenn Beck on "The Daily Show" last night, offering his own conspiracy theories on the Fox News host's absence this week.

Beck is on medical leave after having his appendix removed Wednesday.


A coincidence on a politically charged election week? Stewart thinks not.

 

Disturbing News

• 1 killed, at least 7 injured in Orlando shootings  msnbc.com

"Former President Bush is in Japan, and he was met with protesters carrying signs that said, 'Arrest Bush' and 'Bush is a war criminal.' Yeah. When he saw the signs, Bush said, 'Thanks for making me feel at home. Appreciate it.'" –Conan O'Brien
 

Red Flags Missed?

The military must answer for whether it missed warning signs when the Fort Hood shooting suspect performed poorly as a psychiatrist in a previous post, the Pentagon's former top doctor said Friday.

Republican-Shenanigans News

• The Republican Health Plan  New York Times

• Republicans threaten to retaliate against Dede Scozzafava in NY-23. 'If this ...  Los Angeles Times

• Steele warns wayward Republicans: 'We'll come after you' USA Today

• SC high court says gov's ethics probe is public

• No reporters allowed inside Palin event United Press International

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"There's a new book that's coming out about Sarah Palin. And the book contains a copy of the speech she would have given if John McCain had won and she had became vice president. Yeah. The speech is entitled, 'Uh-oh.'" –Conan O'Brien
 

Email: Stephen Black skblack612@gmail.com

Subject: Hello Lisa

Hello Lisa

You are blind.

You only look at the one side of things.

Obviously you are far too biased to ever actually do any real thinking about the things that you post on your gor-forsaken website. Yes, God-forsaken; God does not look at that site with any sort of pleasure what-so-ever. In fact, He is disgusted.

Only fools do what you do, posting ignorant falsities on the internet to keep the extremist brain-washing flowing toward leftist extremists such as yourself.

The one single positive thing I can say for you, is that you are at least putting your time into something, as foolish and disgusting and wrong as it may be.

You should beg me to pray for you; its obvious you need it.

I post falsities? Show me where. One instance.

I doubt I'll ever hear from you.

Have you ever read the Bible and what Jesus has said?

BLESSED are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.
Matthew 5:9

Jesus may just shift some bad karma to you for stating "falsities" about him.

Celebrating Sarah
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Sarah, your meddling is great.
I just love what you did to my state.
Your GOP purge
Will make Democrats surge
As you spread anti-moderates hate.

In the wake of the upper-New York congressional election, politicians throughout the country are begging Palin, Pawlenty, Beck and Rush to campaign in their districts. These politicians are Democrats.- Laugh Lines

Rock-The-Voter News

• U.S. becomes top country brand under Obama: survey

• House Dems say Sat. vote on health care may slip AP

She's Baaaaack

Carrie Prejean may be hot, but she just isn't worth the hassle.

E! News has confirmed the existence of Ms. Christian Values' X-rated sex tape—which reportedly prompted her abrupt settlement with Miss California Organization officials—but while the contents may be controversial, the peddlers behind the salacious video have had trouble finding any takers.
 

"Yesterday, voters in the state of Maine voted no to gay marriage, but yes to medical marijuana. That's right, people in Maine believe marriage should be a sacred institution between a really stoned man and a really stoned woman." –Conan O'Brien
 

Biz-Tech News

• Oil nears $80 a barrel amid stock market surge AP

• Unemployment nears 10 pct. as rebound remains slow

• China criticizes US over pipe duties

• Deja vu: Wal-Mart, Amazon, Target in DVD price war

For Halloween, President Obama wore chinos, a white button down shirt and a crew neck sweater. Yeah. Apparently, Obama went as the whitest president in the history of the United States.  –Conan O'Brien

Wall Streeters Get Swine Flu Vaccines

Some of New York's biggest companies, including Wall Street giants Goldman Sachs and Citigroup, received doses of swine flu vaccine for at-risk employees, drawing criticism that the hard-to-find vaccine is going first to the privileged.

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• Senate rejects bid to restrict Guantanamo trials  Reuters

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Former VP hunts pheasants in SD  Rapid City Journal

Medical update: My test results showed that the big C has not spread. I should start treatment on Monday. YeeHaw.