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Thursday edition - November 4, 2010 |
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Obama must "move in our direction": McConnell |
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Religious
schools, government money? Supreme Court hears Arizona case. |
Election doesn't end major discord for GOP, Obama |
"I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection -- either way we're getting screwed!" -- Bette Midler
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Let The Investigations Begin!
The Virginia congressman
expected to be the next House majority leader says
Republican-led committees will devote more time investigating and exposing
lapses by the Obama administration and problems with its programs, including
bringing critical oversight reports to the House floor for very public debates.
Disturbing News
"John
Boehner will be the new speaker unless, out of habit, he blocks his own
confirmation." –Stephen Colbert
Republican-Shenanigans News
Baked Alaskans
Republican Sen. Lisa
Murkowski stoked her ongoing feud with fellow Alaskan Sarah Palin on Thursday
when Murkowski explained on national television why she would never support
Palin for president.
"I'm looking for somebody that has a breadth of experience not only in
government but truly a more worldly approach," Murkowski said on NBC's
"Today" show. "And I don't think that Sarah Palin has it."
"John
Boehner will be the new Speaker of the House. It is the highest elected office
ever to be reached by an Orange-American." –Daily Show correspondent Olivia
Munn
Rock-The-Voter News
"Russ
Feingold was defeated for having progressive values. In Louisiana, David Vitter
has absolutely destroyed his challenger by going out with hookers." – Jon
Stewart, on America's priorities
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Biz-Tech News
"Welcome
to where rumor undergoes a fact-change operation and becomes analysis." –
Stephen Colbert, on his new election center
Bush-Prison-Torture News
China
started conducting its nationwide census this week. That’s right, parents will
be required to list each child’s age, grade, and occupation. - Jimmy Fallon
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Thousands
of marijuana enthusiasts went to the polls this morning in California to support
Prop 19. Unfortunately, the election was the day before. - Jimmy Kimmel
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